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*A sky view displaying the Friday night's Riot arena..a few seconds pass and it starts to zoom in to a nearby hotel as a knocking sound is heard*

 

???? : "Who is it?!"

 

Delivery boy: " I have package delivered to the adress of one Tyro Kraven"

 

*Tyro opens the door*

 

Tyro: "Must be some kinda mistake son cause i did not order anything"

*Delivery boy scratches his head*

 

DB: "I'm sorry but it says here Ty-

 

*Tyro snatches the package from the delivery boy*

 

Tyro: "Yea yea,i get it " *shakes the package*

 

DB: "Sign here please"

 

*Tyro signs the paper as he investigates the square box covered in gift rappings*

 

DB: "Thank you sir, i'll be on my- *SLAMMM*

 

*Tyro kicks the door shut,puts the box on a table and starts pacing back and forth*

 

Tyro: "Mace..what are you up to...i did not order anything so this must be your doing"

 

*Tyro crashes on the sofa..silently staring at the box*

 

 

-- several minutes pass--

 

 

Tyro: " .....aah F it.."

 

*Tyro grabs a baseball bat in his right hand as he slowly removes the gif rapping...nothing happends. Tyro then proceed's to slowly opents the box when suddenly something shoots out of it*

 

Tyro: *Wacking wildly with his baseball bat* "Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! TAKE THAT!"

 

*Out of breath from it all he now see's what came out of the box*

 

Tyro: *Scratches head* " Jack-in-a-box ....how lame.."

 

*As Tyro tears apart the Jack-in-a-box he finds a letter*

Tyro: " I'm not playing your games Mace" *Crushes the letter and tosses it into the trash can*

* Tyro grabs a beer from the fridge,kicks his feet on the table and crashes on the sofa and flips on the TV*

 

---several hours later---

 

*Knocking sound*

 

Hotel Manager: "Excuse me, Mr Kraven...Excuse me, Mr Kraven. It is 8'o clock. It should be very clear that when staying here you have to dine at our exclusive restaurant downstairs during your stay and you are late,sir."

 

"Manager knocks a few more times before using his key to open the door as he walks in the room he finds that it is empty"

 

Hotel Manager: "Left while leaving suchs a mess !"

 

*A cleaning team enters shortly after and starts cleaning the endless sea of beer bottles and junk food leftovers when the camera starts to zoom in on an item lying on the ground..a letter..unfolded..looks like it has been crushed..*

 

*Camera fades to black*

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g58/Undertaker1012/281x211.jpg

 

Finishers: "Where is Tyro?!" (Front,F-U 2)

"Faaaceeebusstaaaaaah!!" ( Back, Facebuster 06)

 

Signature moves: Oversell punches (Grapple)

Fancy footwork punches (Grapple)

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I bdu Mace meant to send you a "silver bullet" and no i don't mean the cheesy 1980's movie bout that crippled kid neither.

 

Regardless nice shit. i enjoy tyro. even if i don't know who the fuck he is.

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