Black Wednesday?

[Pugh]

(A Long one, but will eventually make sense... if you speak Portugese obviously.)

The Scene opens in a crowded street in the middle of Rio de janeiro, Brazil. The people in the street seem to be forming a circle, with several men standing in the centre. The people all seem to be pumped as if something big is about to happen. We cut to a burly looking local and an older man talking within the circle

 

Older man: Recorde, ele é fraco

 

Burly Bloke: Eu beberei seu sangue

 

He spits at the floor.

 

We then cut to the other side of the circle, where an aggitated Pugh is standing, flanked by more locals.

 

Pugh: You're kidding me right? That guy is huge... This isn't going to work Ronnie.

 

Ronnie: dun wurry missuer Pugh, Capoeira will guide you

 

Pugh: You're aware this is just dancing right?

 

Ronnie slaps Pugh across the face and throws some mad shapes

 

Pugh: See, where I come from, you'd be condemned as a queen

 

Ronnie slaps Pugh again

 

Ronnie: now now... ow you say? shut the fuck up. porco ignorante

 

A bell rings and a man appears in the centre of the circle

 

Announcer: senhoras e cavalheiros, boa vinda para enegrecer quarta-feira!

 

The crowd cheer as the announcer draws breath

 

Announcer: Esta batalha determinará o vencedor do royale da batalha, e os mil prêmios do dólar

 

The crowd cheer again, as Pugh looks anxious

 

Pugh: Seriously, there has to be a better way to get home

 

Ronnie slaps Pugh again as the announcer continues

 

Announcer: No canto a minha esquerda, um homem conhecido somente como o TOURO!

 

The burly man steps forward and soaks up the adulation of the crowd

 

Pugh: touro? Bull? i'm fighting a bull?

 

Ronnie: he is bull. Bull is Touro. He is Touro

 

Announcer: E no canto a minha direita, um porco inglês

Pugh steps forward, wearing his wrestling attire and salutes the crowd, who boo him.

 

Pugh screams some abuse back at the crowd in broken Portugese

 

Announcer: e agora, você luta!!

 

The crowd cheers as the bell chimes again. Touro charges towards Pugh, who ducks out of the way. As he gets back to his feet, he poses for the crowd, who are still booing.

 

Pugh: Boo this!

 

Pugh kicks Touro between the eyes, but Touro barely flinches, he then advances on Pugh, who is noticably stunned

 

Ronnie(from the side): Capoeira Pughe!

 

Pugh looks over and shrugs. he then performs a flurry of kicks to Touro, who stumbles back. The crowd begin to cheer as Pugh continues to use Capoeira.

 

Touro, however, is quickly becoming enraged, and grabs Pugh by the neck, lifting him into the air.

 

Pugh: Ohhhh Jesus

Touro lifts him higher, and as a last resort, Pugh kicks him in the grapefruits, instantly sending him to his knees. Pugh lands on his feet then kicks Touro square on his temple, knocking him unconcious. The crowd are sent into raptures and Pugh begins to soak up the applause.

 

Announcer: as senhoras e os cavalheiros, seu vencedor são PUGH

 

Pugh continues to cheer and mouths "I'm going home" at Ronnie who sagely nods. The crowd continue to cheer Pugh as the scene fades.

 

[Adrian Bold]

you gonna write this then disapear again?

[Pugh]

you gonna write this then disapear again?

 

Nah I'm gonna write it then start dressing as a clown

[Chris Ryder]

you gonna write this then disapear again?

Nah I'm gonna write it then start dressing as a clown

 

Either way, you come out looking really stupid.

[Pugh]

Either way, you come out looking really stupid.

 

Dont doubt the Pugher Ryder.

[Parker]

Nah I'm gonna write it then start dressing as a clown

 

Clowns are cool...well, evil ones anyway.

[Pugh]

Clowns are cool...well, evil ones anyway.

 

What about dickhead fatty clowns who won't keep their noses outta other peoples business?