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The Green Hornet movie premier.


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*Karim is seen on his crutches at The Green Hornet movie premier. As he walks down the red carpet he is questioned by paparazzi and press.*

Press: Karim, what did you think of the movie?

 

*Karim's agent whispers in his ear*

Karim: Um... it was great... Seth Rogen is an unbelievable actor -_-.

 

Press: So you would recommend this to all your fans out there?

 

Karim: ...

 

Press: Would you?

 

Karim: Oh you know what, fuck it... NO! I wouldn't recommend this movie to Hitler during the Holocaust! The biggest piece of never ending dross I have ever watched in my life! Hell, the only reason I'm even here is because my agent is wanting to promote my return to the ring... which might I add, will not be happening any time soon due to my sever ankle injury.

 

Press: Karim, some people are questioning the legitimacy of this "injury"

 

Karim: You know what, I have nothing to prove here, I'm here, wasting my time, talking to you cocaroaches.

 

*Seth Rogen walks past*

Seth: Hey Karim! Nice to meet you man, I'm a big fan.

 

Karim: Fuck you Seth! I wish I could say the same. You've wasted my fucking night... I'm missing Elton John's birthday party for this... do you know the amount of ironic pussy there is at that place? You are a terrible actor, you have nothing worth watching... and Funny People, sucked donkey balls.

 

*Seth Rogen stares blankly as Karim's agent hold his eyes in embarrassment*

Karim: Jessica! Jessica Alba!!! What's up baby!

 

*Karim walks away as the camera fades*

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Dane Xavier: Cyber Bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic.

 

‘Because I’m so well dressed, people think “He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.” That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.’

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Im sorry but who the fuck really wants to go see this besides nut hugging nerds.

 

Fat Rogen - " Hey Asian guy. Im fat and out of shape, but do you wanna be a super hero with me? "

 

Asian guy - " Sure, i am that cliche martial artist asian guy, and we can get guns and ill make this old car into an ultimate weapon"

 

Fat Rogen - " Dude we can wear masks and fight crime"

 

 

 

Yeah totally beleivable

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Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

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Consumption"

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Fuck seth rogen!

http://www.barcelonareporter.com/img_uploads/Cyber_bullying_2010.png

 

Dane Xavier: Cyber Bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic.

 

‘Because I’m so well dressed, people think “He must be gay. Look at his haircut, he must be gay. Look how sensitive and vulnerable he is, he must be gay.” That means women feel safe around me. They trust me. Then bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Bang! Pregnant! Another generation. We continue.’

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