Iceberg LeTuce Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 *The scene opens in the dressing room of Iceberg Le’Tuce. He is pacing up and down the room, on his cell phone.* Le’Tuce: “Listen, you girls are going to have to run the place by yourselves. Eva has…run into a little trouble….well I say little….” Le’Tuce: “No, don’t worry I’ll have her back for Mr Bold’s visit. Eva is pretty much the only one of you girls brave enough to touch down there.” *Le’Tuce’s TV comes into shot, showing an advertisement for OCW Riot. It shows a short clip of Patolomai throwing someone around the ring. Le’Tuce pauses the TV.* Le’Tuce: “Him. Surely he’s played enough Saints Row to know you don’t steal a pimp’s hoes without expecting retaliation.” Le’Tuce: “It’s time for me to man up, get out there and show this big lump who I am. No more mr nice guy!” *Knock at the door, a stage-hand enters* Stage-hand: “One double mocha-frocha-choco-laté for Mr Le’Tuce” Le’Tuce: “With marshmallows?” Stage-hand: “Yes, sir.” Le’Tuce: “Sweeeet.” *The scene fades with Iceberg Le’Tuce digging in to his uber-coffee.* 6
Seth Morrison Posted May 23, 2011 Posted May 23, 2011 Sorry, too much to read. Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Seth Morrison Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 I prefer the cliff notes to material written by "people i dont give a fuck about." Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
Iceberg LeTuce Posted May 24, 2011 Author Posted May 24, 2011 You say you don't give a fuck about me. You do. You sly goose.
Seth Morrison Posted May 24, 2011 Posted May 24, 2011 You say you don't give a fuck about me. You do. You sly goose. i do. You are my son, for Christs Sake. 1 Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic "I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE. This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST. Now then when Can I expect your next donation? "- Jay Jay Double A is "The Weapon Of Mass Consumption"
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