The Last Hope

[Useless Dane Xavier]

The following phone conversation was recorded last night at approximately 6:47PM.

 

???: Thanks for calling Dane Xavier Inc., this is Jasmine speaking, how may I help you?

???: I need to speak to Dane immediately!

 

Jasmine Dejour: Do you have an appointment?

 

???: No I don't, but this is an emergency.

 

Jasmine Dejour: I'm sorry, but you need to set an appointment in order to speak with Mr. Xavier.

 

???: Please ma'am, I must speak with him, he is my last hope... there's money involved...

Some rustling can be heard over the phone.

 

Dane $ Xavier: Did I hear someone say money?

 

???: Dane! I need your help! I've tried everything and nothing seems to be working!

 

Dane $ Xavier: Woah woah woah, hold on. Who is this?

 

???: My name is Dr. James Lassiter, I have been conducting tests on one Mr. Justin Ethridge over the past month and I've run into a big problem.

 

Dane $ Xavier: Ah, Justin, one of my employees... no wonder you called me. Yes, I've seen the tests you've been running on him, seems everyone enjoys bashing his head in.

 

Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, that is so, but I've run into a bit of a hangup... Justin was supposed to awaken from his induced comatose state and be recovered of his drug and alcohol abuse and be a normal human being. That was supposed to happen weeks ago, and now I don't know what to do! If this problem persists then I'll have the feds after me! Oh I knew I shouldn't have used those experimental drugs on a human patient!

 

Dane $ Xavier: Okay, calm down Doc. I'm going to text you an address, it is my training facility in Atlanta, Georgia. Meet me there tomorrow and bring the Rockstar, I'm going to need my personal designer back after I win the title at Summercide.

 

Dr. James Lassiter: Oh thank you Mr. Xavier! I'll be sure to be there tomorrow.

 

Dane $ Xavier: What about that money you mentioned?

 

Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, I'll bring that too, anything to keep the feds from chasing after me!

Dane $ Xavier: Excellent. See you and my personal designer tomorrow.

Dane hangs up on his end.

 

Dr. James Lassiter: Yes, tomorrow. Oh I hope this works!