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A Letter to the Boss


Useless Dane Xavier

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Dear Mr. Sensation,

 

Good morning, afternoon, or evening to you my esteemed colleague.

 

It has been weeks since our last confrontation and a lot has happened since the OCW season ended. I have grown accustomed to wearing hats and bandanas, the money hasn't stopped flowing in, and I have relocated to suburbia Wall Street to officially put an end to the Occupy strike.

 

As your new neighbor, I welcome myself to the state of New York with open arms and greet you bearing gifts and expect the same from you in return. Please accept this "chocolate" and "Mountain Dew" in the package provided. I hope that you and I can have a lasting relationship as neighbors and that we will have no issue with staying off of each others lawns.

 

Salutations and Happy Holidays,

 

Dane $ Xavier

 

P.S.: I really, really hate you.

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Dear Dane Reginald Xavier,

 

 

Good Morning!

 

I have taken the liberty of having my police dogs and SSFA (Sensational Security Force Alpha) scan your package for chemical weapons, and any form of contraband. I am pleased to inform that all all traces of illicit or illegal substances is not present in said package.

 

Unfortunately Walter my section chief reported that he found human feces and urine in the package. As a result he has forwarded your package to homeland security and has classified it as a (Biological Weapon of Fail) Walter had the contents examined and proclaimed that whomever produced these samples is "A Product of poor genetics, and possibly weak semen" - these are Walter's words not mine.

 

I am pleased that you have made it to Wall Street, it is my sincere hope that you contact staph infection.

Lastly if you find yourself anywhere near OCW HQ do not hesitate to cross the street.

 

I hope you get hit by a bus, preferably on fire!

JCS

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Dear Dane Reginald Xavier,

 

 

Good Morning!

 

I have taken the liberty of having my police dogs and SSFA (Sensational Security Force Alpha) scan your package for chemical weapons, and any form of contraband. I am pleased to inform that all all traces of illicit or illegal substances is not present in said package.

 

Unfortunately Walter my section chief reported that he found human feces and urine in the package. As a result he has forwarded your package to homeland security and has classified it as a (Biological Weapon of Fail) Walter had the contents examined and proclaimed that whomever produced these samples is "A Product of poor genetics, and possibly weak semen" - these are Walter's words not mine.

 

I am pleased that you have made it to Wall Street, it is my sincere hope that you contact staph infection.

Lastly if you find yourself anywhere near OCW HQ do not hesitate to cross the street.

 

I hope you get hit by a bus, preferably on fire!JCS

 

 

Is that the same bus that you put on the last PPV that ended up being shown for 22 minutes while everyone fell asleep on their keyboardS?

Dane Xavier: cyber bullying is not only illegal, it's pathetic

 

 

 

"I swear to go if you call me a Liberal again you RETHUGLICAN, SEE WHAT I DID THERE.

 

This is america, if you want to throw your hard earned sweat money on a videogame gambling site and thus deny you and your family food and shelter THAN BY GOD DAMMIT YOU CAN, BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA YOU COMMIE SOCIALIST.

 

 

Now then when Can I expect your next donation?

 

"- Jay Jay

 

 

 

Double A

is

"The Weapon

Of

Mass

Consumption"

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It's the one I linked on facebook.

Welcome to OCW, keep tough skin, speak your mind, and most of all have fun.-Betterness

"I'm going to be brutally honest here guys... all we really need for a good Riot is a few RP's from Our Hero himself... he's an awesome writer!!!" - Smythe

CCWJustinTime: just funny how the shit i do goes un appreciative

[10-01, 00:19] Jookie Marley: fuck u nigga

[09-01, 23:50] Mr.Bentley: uploadafraud.com

[09-01, 23:45] Jookie Marley: what website do we use 2 upload now?

"Summercide was 2 white girls away from being a cook out" - Cyberbully 2099

" makes me laugh how its gone from all ambition era holding the titles, to 3 guys from 07 holding the main titles..haha

welcome to the 'Pensioner Era' - Parker

"This is all part of my plan to equalize the playing field until we have a roster of people I can actually BEAT" - Bobby Digital

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