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A Very Merry D-Jack Christmas Interview


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*This was recorded on 12-23-2011 at 4:00 PM.*

 

*The camera fades in and we see Jim Black sitting at the interview room at OCW Headquarters. He is sitting down with David Jackson and he is dressed as a elf with a mask on. Jim keeps shaking his head as D-Jack is laughing it up. The volume on their mics is turned up as we begin to hear their distinctive voices the day before Christmas Eve.*

 

Black: (Sighs) Jackson, I can't believe that you are dressed as an elf. Green ballerina tights, a green cotton shirt, a pointy hat with bells, a red belt, and your feet are pointed with bells as well. Why are you dressed like this?

 

Jackson: (Grins) It's the day before Christmas Eve and I am trying to spread some holiday cheer in my own unique D-Jack way. Also, I was an elf for a few hours this morning at the mall here in town.

 

Black: Who in their right mind would let you be an elf at the mall?

 

Jackson: The owner of the mall is a fan of OCW and I ran into him at the food court. He introduced himself, I introduced myself, and asked if there was anyway I could do to help make his day easier. He lead me to the elf dressing room, took my measurements, I put on the costume I am wearing now, and I was standing next to Santa from about 8 AM - 12 PM today.

 

Black: What did Santa have to say about this?

 

Jackson: Santa took one look at me as I walk towards him and started laughing. Let's be realistic here, this is a very unusual get up. I'm surprised I wasn't pulled over on my way over here. Anyway, I took the pictures of Santa and the little kids. A few of those kids were also OCW fans and wanted me in the picture as well. Even some parents and teenagers as well stopped by for a photo of me and Santa. Some relatives are going to be getting some very interesting Christmas photos this year. I had a blast doing this and I might do it again next year.

 

Black: I can only imagine some people reaction's to the photos of a elf wearing a mask. What did you do after the elf gig?

 

Jackson: Santa had his lunch break and I offered to treat him to a restaurant of his choosing. He accepted my generous offer and we went to Olive Garden. I love Olive Garden, their smoked fondue is sooooo good. As soon as we hit the door, little kids started going "SANTA!!!" All those kids started following us to our table. We took even more pictures and signed some autographs at that restaurant. By the time the kids were satisfied and left us alone, our food arrived. At the end of the meal, we both had a belly full of jelly and delicious food. I drove him back to the mall, we shook hands goodbye, and I was getting ready to start planning my plane ride back home when you called to ask about this interview if I was still in town. On my way here, I got a Christmas miracle to brighten up my holidays.

 

Black: It must have been something pretty good to make you even happier than you already are. What was that Christmas miracle?

 

Jackson: I got a phone call from Baxter. I started jumping on the seat of my car, I made some happy noises, and I almost cried. I hadn't heard from Baxter since he left OCW earlier this year. We caught up on what has been happening in his life and when he is going to return to OCW. He didn't say a specified time, but he said soon. After that, he gave his new address and I am going to see him the day after Christmas Day. That to me is worth more than any Christmas present I have gotten in the past or Will be getting this year. I look forward to spending time with my family and Baxter this holiday season.

 

Black: Sounds like you are going to have a very happy holidays D-Jack...

 

Jackson: (Interrupts Jim) It's Merry freakin' Christmas Jimbo. Don't be so PC!

 

Black: My apologies, sounds like you are going to have a very merry Christmas D-Jack. Are you going to do anything else before heading towards the airport?

 

Jackson: Yes I am. I have a present for you Jim. Something that says thank you for putting up with me throughout this whole year. (David leans over the side of this chair, picks up a box, and hands it to Jim) Merry Christmas Jim.

 

Jim: Why thank you for your thoughtfulness Jackson. I didn't get you anything though.

 

Jackson: (Grabs the gift back) In that case you get no gift. (Grins) Just kidding Jim (Gives the gift back) it's better to give than receive. Go ahead and open it.

 

Jim: (Opens up the box) A Christmas themed Charlie Brown shirt (An envelope falls out of the shirt) and there's more. (Jim opens up the envelope and opens up the card. A bill falls out) A $100?!? David, I'm starting to think you are Santa Clause.

 

Jackson: (Smiles) I've always been taught be as generous as you can. As long as you don't make yourself go broke in the process. I've been very blessed in my endeavors and I try to make sure that the people in my life feel the same way.

 

Jim: (His eyes start to water) I don't know what to say and we are out of time.

 

Jackson: In that case, I'll take us away. Thank you very much for this Christmas interview with the ugliest elf in the world known as David Jackson and the best interviewer in OCW Jim Black. Have yourself a Merry Christmas, A Happy New Year, and enjoy your time with those you love. Good night, good day.

 

*The camera fades out as you hear Jim Black say "Thank you."

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Merry Christmas to u Djack. May u get all the dead and unconscious women in ur stockings this year.

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