Jaryd Styxx Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 *Jaryd Styxx walks in the door to the OCW backstage area. He is wearing black pants and a muscle shirt with his initials on it. His cold, steel eyes take everything in as an interviewer and camera crew approach.* Jim Black: "You must be...ummm.." *checks his notebook* "Jaryd Styxx?" Jaryd: *he looks at Jim and rolls his eyes* "You must be Jim. Don't ask how I know, I do have sources. That, and you look...well, kinda like how I'd pictured a guy named Jim would look. Sunken, beady eyes, funny haircut...Seriously, who does your hair? Lady Gaga or whatever the hell his name is.." Jim Black: "Umm, Lady Gaga is a woman..." Jaryd: "Hey, whatever you want to believe is your business. Now then, we can stand here and talk singing transvestites OR we can just get down to business" Jim: "Wow, ok. Well, tell the OCW fans who you are. Who IS Jaryd Styxx" Jaryd: "One word pretty much sums up the entirety of who I am. GREATNESS. You are standing in the presence of who could possibly be one of the greatest athletes on the planet. In 6 years, I've amassed 32 title reigns with 7 different championships. DVS Undisputed Champion, 7 times, DVS European Champion, 4 times. DVS XTreme Champion 8 times. DVS Hardcore Champion, 5 times. DVS Tag Team Champion, 8 times. " Jim: "I was actually hoping to find out WHO you are. Obviously, you have enough under your belt to have even been invited here." Jaryd: "I stand at 6'8", 270lbs. I eat, breathe, sleep, and shit this business. It's who I am, it's all I know. I don't do this for those sheep, the so-called 'fans'. I'm here to weave a 'tapestry of terror', my 'Legacy of Brutality'. Once I step between those ropes, the last place anyone wants to be is on the other side of the ring. I came to OCW because I keep hearing it's the place to be and they will definitely know who I am." Jim: "Well..." Jaryd: "Shut up, Jim. I wasn't through talking. For fuck's sake, you already remind me of Mike Austin from DVS. All he did was talk, talk, talk. Never let anyone get a word in edgewise. Do they teach Interviewers to be like this??" Jim: "I don't..." Jaryd: "See?!?!?! There you go interrupting again. Look, Jim. I'm gonna get out of here and maybe find a place tto grab some grub. You just keep doing what you do, interrupting people and what not, maybe we/you can chat/interrupt me again." *He claps Jim on the back and walks off.* 4
Jaryd Styxx Posted October 24, 2012 Author Posted October 24, 2012 *sigh* "Small introdcution"....Seems my dyslexia is in full swing...lol
Tiberius Dupree Posted October 24, 2012 Posted October 24, 2012 Nicely written, keep the f-bombs and cusses to a minimum, this is cable television ya know lol. But besides that good job! 1 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
Jaryd Styxx Posted October 24, 2012 Author Posted October 24, 2012 Lol, thanks man. Yeah, I'll definately try to keep the language down. I'll have to come up with some witty replacement words.
Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted October 24, 2012 Administrators Posted October 24, 2012 YOU DIDN'T BOLD THE Names, HOW CAN YOU NOT BOLD THE NAMES, ARE YOU FICKING KIDDING ME!... http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mavm0mv4b51qc1j5ro1_400.gif I don't hate you. But I am going to put a SPACE in your name making my OCD run wild. 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
Jaryd Styxx Posted October 24, 2012 Author Posted October 24, 2012 Yeah, sorry man. I didn't realize I forgot to do that till afterwards. I went back in to fix my dyslexic error and that, but I didn't see an 'Edit Post' option. See? With your OCD and my Dyslexia, how can we go wrong?
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