Gentleman Jack 2016

[Gentleman Jack]

Its 3 am on Rush TV. The day's fine lineup of original programs ended hours ago. We're now locked into that long block of infomercials between 2 and 6 am. A shamwow commercial has just aired, and now our screen is filled with a new ad. The American flag begins to wave against a blue sky as an instrumental version of America the Beautiful plays. A voice over begins.

 

VO Artist: America. Land of the free. Home of the brave. The greatest generation fought to defend our right for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And what have we done with that freedom? We've created OCW and put shows like Turmoil on the airwaves.

 

The music changes to a much more ominous, sinister, intsrumental. The flag is gone, replaced with a banner of OCW against a red sky with very cheap, poorly created devils dancing around. I cant stress enough how cheap and shitty this would look.

 

VO Artist: Turmoil, a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah that took a once proud sport of wrestling, and turned it into a circus. Instead of Hackenschmidt and Gotch, we have Kwan Watts.

 

A still image of Kwan Watts during his entrance and Wrestlelution is shown.

 

VO Artist: Is this the OCW, and America, that YOU want to leave to YOUR children? I certainly don't want to. I think we're better than that. Isn't it time we return a little dignity to America? Isn't it time we put a gentleman in OCW?

 

The image of Kwan vanishes and the tone of the music becomes more hopeful as a still of a smiling Gentleman Jack replaces it.

 

VO Artist: If you agree with me and millions of other Americans, make your voice heard. Call the offices of OCW and demand they add Gentleman Jack to the Turmoil roster. Let's make OCW great. Not again, but for the very first time. After all, your children's futures are at stake.

 

FADE OUT

[Kwan Watts]

Sheesh everyone out for kwan Watts lately man next I know mugen going come out saying you fired lol