Turmoil 127 - Cactus Gauge Post Match Interview

[Cactus Gauge]

Scene opens up in an interview area with turmoil logo on the back wall - fresh new yellow paint from ceiling to floor. Stacy Clark is with Cactus Gauge as she is set to interview him after his match against Dustin White.

 

Stacy Clark: Cactus, thanks for joining us after your match with Dustin White. How did it feel to get the match that you asked for?

 

Cactus Gauge: Stacy, thanks for having me. It's always been a dream of mine to be interviewed by the Great Stacy. You're as adorable as kittens playing in cotton candy and baby farts.

 

Stacy Clark: Thanks?

 

Cactus Gauge: Seriously though, it was an honor to be back on the Turmoil stage. No one here owes me a thing and I stand before you a grateful man. I appreciate the OCW leaders for allowing me to have this match and to be here. What matters most to me is entertaining these great fans and doing my best on the biggest of stages in the world. I think, tonight, I showed that I am just beginning to form my own history here in the OCW.

 

Stacy Clark: Why did you want Dustin White?

 

Cactus Gauge: Honestly both Bill and Dustin were great matches, and I think both are really good dudes. Bill makes me laugh. Those meat tits doe. Pretty epic, I must say. Dustin was just a guy. I've seen him battle some of the very best in his short time here in the OCW, so why not?

 

Stacy Clark: What's next for Cactus Gauge?

 

Cactus Gauge: I am not sure Stacy. I just want to entertain the fans. I have a lot of work to do and the competition here is pretty thick. I am going to have to work hard and hope for some lucky breaks. Probably even find some new friends. That paint face Nightmare is a bit much sometimeeeee.....

 

Dustin White interrupts the interview.

 

Dustin White: Do you really think this is over with me? You don't get to step into the OCW, challenge me out of the blue, get a lucky win when I clearly finished you twice and then walk out like it's over. Cactus Gauge - this has just began.

 

Cactus Gauge: Pump those breaks easy money. I'll get in the square circle with you any time, but don't you think for a second that I didn't earn that win. I'll hit you with the Category 5 or the Siren any time.

 

Dustin then steps into Cactus' face as Stacy steps back.

 

Dustin White: Beginners luck is now over - rookie.

 

Dustin White turns and storms out of the room.

 

Cactus Gauge: What was that and what are they serving at craft services? Cat shit tacos? Damn that was bad.

 

Cactus gives Stacy a wink as he turns to walk away.

 

Cactus Gauge: Keep it tight baby girl. We'll see you around.