Cactus Gauge Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 Scene opens up in Gentleman Jacks Gym. Cactus, recently back from a quick trip home, is sitting down to a small TV to play some video games. Cactus: Why the hell is it so quiet around here during the week and what in the piss is there a wheelchair in here for? We trainin' paraplegics now? Cactus laughs to himself at the thought of Gentleman Jack having Big Ed toss a paralyzed man around the ring. Cactus: Aight lets get some games in before I hit the ring. Game loads up and Cactus jumps into a quick online game. Cactus being to furiously snap buttons as if they owe him money. After a few minutes, someone does something that infuriates Cactus. Cactus responds by slamming his controller and drop kicking the TV, followed by a punt across the room. Cactus: WHAT THE F&*#! Cactus: DON'T THESE DUMB#%! KNOW ABOUT FPR! Cactus: Infiltrating - damnit! Cactus calms himself. He glanced back at the TV laying smashed against the wall. Cactus: Don't be a d%#@. Cactus: Not a hard d#%! at least. Cactus seems to have a flashback after that statement. An unsavory one, because he shakes in discuss. Cactus: Ugh.... Cactus' cell phone beings to ring. Uncle Tee's name and number flash on the screen. Cactus knew what this was going to be about. Cactus: UNK! What's good? Muffled noise is the only answer back, followed by a fumbling of someone who doesn't quiet know how to operate two left hands. Cactus: Unk, you gots the phone upside down again. Flip it fam, flip it. Uncle T: MotherF#%@ son-of-a-#%@#$ this stupid s%@$ I just want to order a f$@# pizza. Cactus: Unk, can you hear me? Uncle T: Yello... Cactus: Can you hear me now? Uncle T: Who dar? Cactus: They call me Mr. Tibbs. Uncle T: Mr. Tits? Cactus: Tibbs! Never mind unk - it's Catcus, your nephew. Uncle T: Cactus? Cactus, I can't figure this piece of s#%@ newfamamablob of a phone you gave me. Im's hungry and want to order a g$@ d#@! pizza! Cactus: It aint hard, just open it, dial, put to your ear and talk. Uncle T: Speaking of hard, that reminds me.... Cactus: Figured. Uncle T: Who won's dat bet we's made? Cactus uncomfortably begins to stutter. Cactus: Ah, look unk, I am real busy right now. Um, I, ugh, I am training and stuff. Uncle T: She had a d$^@, dont's she? Cactus: I don't know unk. We went back to her place. Sat down over some drinks and we were talking. You know, whooty woooh and dis and dat and I ended up falling asleep. Uncle T: Asleep? You damn lie. You unwrapped that pickle, I know it. Now pay up! As Cactus was arguing with Uncle T, Nightmare walks through the gym - maskless and headed to his back room alone. He bumps Cactus on the way by. Cactus: Unk, I gots to let you go. I'll yell at you later - much love. As Cactus hangs up the phone and leans over to yell at Nightmare. Cactus: Yo Adrian! Where you been? Cactus: I get why he wore that mask. Bad 90's tats and a fat ass nose. That's probably why you not getting booked any more - business decision! Scene ends with Cactus trying to figure out what to do next. The thought of a maskless Nightmare around, Uncle T and his to-be-paid bet, and the mess from a raging gamer who couldn't control himself. Cactus: F#@* it, I'll just grab a pizza. Unk got me hungry now. Part 1: Quick Trip Home 1 Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
Sophia Posted June 25, 2016 Posted June 25, 2016 "You unwrapped that pickle, I know it." Lmfaooo http://i.imgur.com/Be83i2k.jpg
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