Jordan Jax Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 The scene is a blank wall in an empty room. Jordan is self recording a demo promo to try and put himself over to various wrestling personality's and decision makers. This promo was sent out to owners and bookers of various companies including OCW. Jordan wears a shiny white overcoat with faux animal fur on the collars. He wears shades with gold trims and generally looks somewhat glo'd up. Jordan Jax: Jordan Jax... You could say he's just the goofy wrestling nerd that sits in the corner who thinks he's a pro wrestler... The video cuts to a home recording of Jordan Jax as a child pretending to be Hulk Hogan, copying his moves and making an attempt at ripping his shirt off. The video cuts back to Jordan. Jordan Jax: Jordan Jax... You could say he's the village drunk who spent the entire of his short college time drunk. You could say he's — Jordan receives a phone call. He fumbles a smartphone out of the pocket of his coat and answers. Jordan Jax: Yeah? Oh, what's good, bro? Totally. F*ck yeah bro. Tonight is gonna be lit, bro. Can I call you back? I'm working on a promo tape, bro. My boy said he's gonna pass it on to Triple H /directly/. Yeah, peace! He pockets the phone and re-composes himself. The video is a rough take and unedited. Jordan puts on a more sincere and serious face. He takes a step closer to the camera. Jordan Jax: Let me tell you something about Jordan Jax. Jordan Jax has nothing to lose. Jordan Jax never rested on his laurels. Jordan Jax studied, and I repeat, studied the greats. Day after day. Night after night. Jordan Jax is the living embodiment of hard work. Jordan Jax was told /EVERY FREAKIN DAY/ he was nothing, bro. Jordan Jax was labouring a nine to five every freakin day until— Jordan Jax made the chaaange. Jordan Jax went to his itty bitty office on Wall Street. He got changed, took a broom as he did every day. He heard a voice in his own head that morning that said— "You can do it." Jordan Jax took that broom, walked into that office, flashed his pearly whites and said— "I quit!". At this point, Jordan turns to face the opposite direction, imitating his boss by doing a high pitched and obviously mocking voice. His facial expression is also one that is light hearted and mocking Jordan Jax: And he said, "But you can't quit, Jordan. You have a contract here!" He returns to his sincere stance facing the other way and bursts out... Jordan Jax: "I DON'T CARE about that stinking contract". Jordan Jax then said one last good bye, looked at his boss in the eye one last time before hitting the sweetest dropkick you'll ever see on him. Those "WANTED for ASSAULT" posters around Manhattan? Just a lookalike! Jordan Jax came from the bottom and is still to this day working to the top, and once he reaches the top he is going to bring each and every one of his followers with him. Jordan Jax will reach that pinnacle, beat down every last wrestler in his way until he is the WORLD CHAMPION one time. All you "five time" champions out there? Just means you lost it four times. Jordan Jax wants it for keeps. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Ortiz Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 Nate: Five time champs? Oh yea there's only one of those guys around here... 7 May 29 2005 - Oct 6 2010 http://pa1.narvii.com/5780/91ef0de6a027ca1a92034d962b30e38ba2f977ef_hq.gif Mr. 1 in 365? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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