Cactus Gauge Posted July 25, 2016 Posted July 25, 2016 http://i557.photobucket.com/albums/ss17/natedawg212000/cactus%20ring%20photo.jpg Scene opens up in the Gentleman's Club Gym. A place familiar to Cactus. After returning home from the crazy overseas trip - Cactus is ready to hit the gym and begin focusing on what's next in his journey in Turmoil. Cactus had just finish hanging his newly acquired Summercide poster and began hitting the bag. He's just getting warmed up and feeling the lack of cardio for the past week already - breathing heavy and focusing on every punch. Cactus: Great. Cactus punches the bag even harder. Cactus: The one guy who I had been whipping all around the OCW universe, is now my new tag partner. Cactus: Damnit! Cactus continues to punch the bag as fast as he possibly can in his semi-out of shape state. Cactus to himself: 1...2...3... Cactus: 1...2...3... Cactus: 1...2...3... Cactus now has stopped punching the bag and is dancing in place and counting his steps. Cactus: 1...2...3...4...5... - I may be out of shape, but I still have those moves smokin'. Cactus stops dancing and starts punching the bag again. Cactus: Now what? Cactus: Just trust the plan, Cactus. Cactus takes a break from the bag and stares off at the Summercide poster. Cactus: Trust Jack. He'll get this club where you want to go - it's worth it. Cactus now stands catching his breath. Cactus: I've got to keep getting better. I've got to keep pushing. Cactus: If I play by their rules - I'll get my shot. Cactus is now totally lost in the eyes of Sophia on the poster. Cactus wipes his mouth off and puts his hat on backwards. Cactus: Daaaaamnnn..... She's hawt! Cactus: Such big, succulent, beautiful, soft, eye catching... Cactus:...eyes. Cactus: I mean, look at those things. Both of them. Cactus: Stunning. Cactus: How the hell am I suppose to focus with that in here now? Cactus: Now here's the real question that no one's asking... Cactus: Sophia or Madison? As Cactus ponders his new question, his phone rings. It's his Uncle Tee. Cactus: Unc! How's it going old timer? Uncle T: Cactus, did you knows how cheap t'it t'is to make dem's movie films here in Louisiana? Cactus: What are you talking about? Uncle T: Cactus - I's gots an ideer, dis one is a REAL million dollars ideer dis time... Cactus: I am going to need a drink to hear this one. But look, I have a question before your idea. Uncle T: Meh cha', whacha gots? Cactus: You're a religious man, aren't you? Uncle T: Meh, I's don't know abouts dat - why you ask Uncle Tee dat? Cactus: Can I still go to heaven if kick a priest in the balls to save a child from being rapped? Scene fades as Cactus walks off to fix a drink and listen to his Uncle Tee's new million dollar idea, and feed back about his experience with the priest on Turmoil last week. 5 Want to be on the Watering Hole? Message Me. http://ocwfed.tv/recapppv/Award2k16/bestnewsegment2016.png B17 - "Jordan Jax has Stone Cold moves. Rock taunts and Cena jorts. He's the wrestling equivalent of a hipster."
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