Aaliyah Sanchez interview

[Illuminati]

Tyson chokes on his coffee, as he laughs at Aaliyah's response.

 

Tyson Tyler: I'm sorry help me? I'll take on every heel in this company and lose before I ask you for. Maybe it's my fault, I used the wrong words, I just wanted you to be apart of a new era I was ushering in. I don't need you as my manager trust me.

 

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[Tyson Tyler]

Tyson Tyler: Illuminati...that's still a thing?....that's still a thing enough to go bu that? this is why I'm trying to usher in this new era. I could spend my time, going through the various things wrong with that name and why someone who believes in the hype or even thought that name was cool enough is in this company. However I would rather sit and watch paint dry, have a good day sir.

[Bray]

Oh baby boy, you think that you're the first guy to come to me and ask me to manage you/ help you. I'm sorry I only have one goal in mind and that's certainly not to be your manager if I wanted to be a manager then I would have said in my application. Now run along Tyler, I don't deal with scrubs like you

 

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[Tre Golden]

Tyson Tyler: Illuminati...that's still a thing?....that's still a thing enough to go bu that? this is why I'm trying to usher in this new era. I could spend my time, going through the various things wrong with that name and why someone who believes in the hype or even thought that name was cool enough is in this company. However I would rather sit and watch paint dry, have a good day sir.

 

Congratulations you're the millionth Rookie who's come in and claimed to be the chosen one to change this place!

 

You win a match Against KD or Big Ed!

[Illuminati]

The screen cuts to a blue screen with an image of the seal of the great state of South Carolina superimposed over it.

 

The screen then fades into the Governor’s office where several aides have approach the desk.

 

We hear the sound of someone humming the tune to “You Can’t Hurry Love” by the Supremes.

 

????: ...Oh you just have to wait,

 

????: Love don’t come easy...

 

Aide: Umm, Governor Matsumoto sir?

 

We pan past the aides to the governor at his desk.

 

We see none other than the newly elected governor of South Carolina looking up from his coloring book.

 

Governor Matsumoto: Oh hello, I didn’t notice you there. What can I do for you?

 

Aide: We have a letter from one…

 

The aide squints at the childish scribbles on an envelope and continues.

 

Aide: Tysone Taylor, regarding a former associate of yours.

 

Governor Matsumoto: Never heard of him, what’s his finish?

 

The aides look at each other and deliberate, unfamiliar with wrestling terminology. They shrug in unison.

 

Governor Matsumoto: Doesn’t matter, anyways who does he need to know about.

 

The aide opens the letter and quickly skims through the poor handwriting

 

Aide: One… Illuminati… I think he’s saying he’s a painter or something… this looks like it was written by a child sir.

 

Governor Matsumoto: Ah, Illuminati, a very good friend…

Ryu reaches down under his desk and pulls out a crumpled ball of paper.

 

He slowly unravels and grabs his reading spectacles.

 

Governor Matsumoto: It just so happens I have a pre-prepared statement from Illuminati in the case of such an event.

Ryu channels his inner Illuminati and begins to read the letter:

 

To Whom it may concern,

 

Oh Hello, I didn’t notice you there. In the event that that terrazoic troglodyte Parker Stevens burns me alive or I succumb to some similar fate; and after those events some rookie decides to make a name for himself at my expense let it be known:

 

When I was a rookie, I never had to rely on blindly calling out whoever I saw on the boards to make a name for myself. I came to OCW with respect to it, and those that came before me. I came to work everyday, I cut my promos and when people ignored them I kept cutting them until I forced everyone to take notice.

 

Then when I was finally given opportunity I pushed those opportunities to their limits. So I say to sir or madam rookie, munch on deez nuts if you were looking to mount me on your wall as a trophy, because if you’re hearing this Parker already did it.

 

And a word to those wise enough to hear it, if you’re patient and do things the right way, you’ll be around for a very long time, win or lose. But if you go around talking out of your neck someone is liable to snatch up your head.

 

Remember,

Illuminati is Always Watching.

Ryu crumples up the paper and tosses it back on the ground.

 

Governor Matsumoto: That will be all.

Ryu returns to his coloring book and continues singing.

 

Ryu: You can’t hurry love…

 

Ryu: Oh you just have to wait…

 

Ryu: They say love don’t come easy…

 

Ryu: It’s a game of give and take...