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After two weeks back at home in New Orleans, full of drinking, New Years Eve on Burbon Street, fireworks and more food than should ever be consumed by one person - Cactus was ready to get back to New York and get back to work. It was a new year and there were goals to accomplish.

 

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Arriving back in New York Cactus found himself alone after signing a few autographs and watching everyone else gather their luggage.

 

Cactus: Ah, crap. Really? Where's my luggage?

 

Frustrated, tired and in need of some downtime from traveling, Cactus reluctantly wanders off to find his luggage.

 

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Finding the help desk, Cactus approaches the young blonde behind the counter.

 

Perky Blonde: HI SIR HOW MAY I HELP YOU?!?!

 

Cactus: Girl, stop. Calm your tits. I've been traveling all day and I am not looking for ...

 

Cactus looks the girl up and down.

 

Cactus: Well - this. I am not looking for this.

 

Cactus grabs his head.

 

Cactus: Look, I need my luggage and it didn't come out.

 

Perky Blonde: Oh, I assure you sir, we are all very well trained professionals. You have nothing to worry about. We will find your luggage.

 

The perky blonde begins typing away at her computer.

 

Perky Blonde: I just have a few questions for you.

 

Perky Blonde: First, has your plane arrived yet?

 

Cactus just stares at his new friends.

 

Perky Blonde: Your plane sir. Has it arrived?

 

Cactus looks around.

 

Cactus: Am I on punked? Did Jack put you up to this?

 

Perky Blonde confused: Who's Jack?

 

Cactus: Ma'am, how would I be standing in front of you if my plane hasn't arrived?

 

Perky Blonde: So, yes, plane has arrived.

 

She continues to type away at her computer.

 

Perky Blonde: And next question. Did you bring your luggage with you?

 

Cactus: Girl, stop. Look, is there a manager here or someone else I can speak to?

 

Perky Blonde: Why I am the manager sir!!

 

Cactus: I am not getting my luggage back am I?

 

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