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The scene opens up to a snow filled shot of the Brooklyn Bridge in Brooklyn, New York. Suddenly the shot cuts across the street from a corner store. The camera man slowly makes his way across the slippery street to two boys looking enthusiastically through the store window at something or, someone. The camera man tries to get a peek through the window but the windows are too frosted from the cold weather. The two kids quickly race to the store door as they hear the door bells jingle, nearly knocking the camera man over. An unknown man wearing all black, with a hood over his head exits the store. As he reaches his car the kids run up and bear hug him.

 

Kid #1: IT GOTTA BE HIM! IT GOTTA BE!

 

Unknown Man: Get-off-of-meee

 

Kid #2: YO I CANT BELIEVE IT B!

 

The man manages to get loose of the bear hugs. He removes his hood as the camera zooms in on his face. Its the former Light heavyweight champion, Jookie Marley.

 

Kid #2: JOOKIE!

 

Kid #1 & #2: WHATS GOOD MY NEIGHBOR?!

 

Kid #1: You out here by yourself?

 

Jookie: Chill, don't use that word anymore. Not after Martin Luther's Birthday. And yeah, I am out here by myself.

 

Kid #2: You buggin' bruh! It aint safe out here round this time.

 

Jookie: I'm good anywhere my G. I aint afraid of any part of New York. I used to be chilling out here before y'all were even born. They know me out here.

 

Kid #1: Thats good, thats good, as long as you safe out here.

 

Jookie: Whats ya name?

Kid #1: My name Mike but, they call me Mike Mug.

 

Kid #2: And my name Andre but, they call me Lil Omar.

 

Jookie: Mike Mug and Lil Omar, that's cool. One question though, how you get Omar out of Andre?

 

Lil Omar: You ever seen The Wire?

 

Jookie: Yeah, what you doing watching that though?

 

Mike Mug: He got the same cut in his face like Omar.

 

Lil Omar removes his hood and his hat as the camera slowly zooms in on his face.

 

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Jookie: How'd you get the scar?

 

Lil Omar: I got it at the park two years ago. I fell off the slide.

 

Mike Mug: Fell? Maannnnn you tried to X Games ya bike down the slide and bussed ya ass. Then split ya face open on the handlebars.

 

Jookie: You buggin' lil homie.

 

Lil Omar: Shut up Mike before I knock ya ass out.

 

Mike Mug: You know you cant do a damn thing to me B.

 

Jookie: Iight both of yall chill. Aint yall boys?

 

Jookie Marley walks over to his BMW and pops the trunk.

 

Jookie: Ya'll want a T-shirt? What size ya'll wear?

 

Mike Mug: Hell yeah, I wear a medium.

 

Lil Omar: Gimme a small.

Marley digs around in the trunk until he gets both sizes. He closes the trunk and hands them their "We Are Soldiers" shirts.

Mike Mug: WE LITTTT!!

 

Lil Omar: Whats good with a autograph?

 

Jookie: Hold up, I got you.

 

Marley opens his car door and pulls out a black marker. He turns back around to two 9mms pointed straight at him.

 

Jookie: What the f-

 

Mike Mug: Now you get to see why they call me Mike Mug and my homie Lil Omar.

 

Lil Omar: KISS THE GROUND!

 

Jookie: This got to be a joke. I know I aint getting stuck up by two lil ass kids.

 

Lil Omar: Yo Mike what month we in?

Mike Mug: Its January B.

 

Lil Omar: So why he talking about a joke? It aint April Fools. AND WHY YOU AINT EATING THE SNOW YET? GET YO HAS BEEN ASS ON THE GROUND NOW!

 

Jookie slowly kneels as Lil Omar walks behind him and pushes him down into the snow.

 

Jookie: What you mean has been, you lil punk?

 

Mike Mug: We used to look up to you. You used to be that guy. Preaching all that Jah Army mess but you always leave ya army stranded.

 

Lil Omar: Yeah, we tired of all the promises everytime you leave and come back. If you aint notice by now, YOU DON'T HAVE A ARMY ANYMORE YOU HOE.

 

Mike Mug: Half of the people we're booing you on Riot when you came out. You cant just get that far and upset us every god damn time.

 

Jookie: I'm sor-

 

Mike Mug: SHUT THE HELL UP, WE AINT TRYNA HEAR IT. Omar run his pockets.

 

Lil Omar searches Jookies pockets and takes his wallet and phone. He searches Jookies neck and snatches his gold chain.

 

Mike Mug: It was nice doing business with you Jookie.

 

Jookie: Imma kill you lil assholes. I bet you don't even know how to use those things.

 

Jookie starts to get up out of the snow slowly.

 

Lil Omar: STAY DOWN OR YOU GON' SEE IF DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THESE.

Suddenly Lil Omar squeezes the trigger and a little pop is heard. Jookie grabs his stomach and looks down to notice the red paint on his jacket but no bullet wound. He looks back up at the two boys and they start to run. He chases after them.

Jookie: HOW YOU GONNA ROB ME WITH PAINTBALL GUNS? I DON'T GIVE A DAMN IF I AINT YA DADDY, WHEN I CATCH YOU IMMA WHOOP YA ASS LIKE YOU MINES.

The camera man tries to keep up as Jookie continues to chase the boys into a dark alley. Jookie picks up two small chunks of ice covered in snow and throws it at the boys. He hits one in the back of the head and the other in the his calf. The camera man finally gets to catch up as Jookie walks over to both of the boys laying in the snow crying. He starts to clap and laugh.

 

Jookie: No, No, don't cry now. A moment ago, both of ya were some tough stickup kids, and now you caught, you wanna cry?

 

Mike Mug: We Sorry, you can have your stuff back. Omar give him his stuff.

 

Omar pulls out Jookies wallet, phone and chain from his jacket pocket and tosses them to Jookies feet. Jookie picks his things up and put them in his pocket.

Jookie: Where the paintball guns at? I need those too.

 

Both the boys toss the paintball guns to Jookies feet. He picks them up.

Jookie: So my so called army done turned their back on me, huh? Therefore I shouldn't care about what I do to both of you? Therefore I should take out all my anger on both of you? You know what..you hungry?

Mike Mug & Lil Omar: N-Nn-No!

 

Jookie looks down at them and raises both the guns.

 

Jookie: We'll I don't give a damn. Eat the snow!

The boys cries get louder.

Lil Omar: Pleasssseee stopppp!

 

Mike Mug: We Sorry! We really really really sorry!

 

Jookie: What? The snow not good enough for you? Lemme spice it up a bit.

 

Jookie shoots all the paintballs into the snow and drops the guns down into the storm drain.

Jookie: Now eat the damn snow. before I whoop ya ass.

The boys continue to cry as they start to lick the paint covered snow. Jookie reaches down into the snow and picks up a hand full of it. He does his best Salt Bae impression and starts to laugh at the boys.

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Jookie: Alright, you full now?

Mike Mug & Lil Omar: Y-Yes!

 

Jookie grabs both of the terrified boys and picks them up and starts to walk with them.

Jookie: Don't let me ever see any of you out here sticking people up for their stuff. We work too damn hard for all of this. YOU GOT IT?

 

Lil Omar: It aint gonna happen again.

 

Mike Mug: We got it Jook. It wont happen again.

 

Jookie walks the two boys over to a dumpster. They start to cry again at the sight of the dirty dumpter. The scene starts to fade as he tosses both of them in closes the lid. He laughs as he makes his way out of the alley.

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