Mr OOC Posted July 31, 2017 Posted July 31, 2017 We pan into one of the Executive Board Rooms of the Sensation Tower in Upstate New York. Rich and Habibi E are both looking intently at a Tablet/Laptop combination. Habibi E: You see we been doing the Neon color schemes way to much at Summerfest… Habibi E reaches over and fiddles with the keyboard and swipes at the screen a few times Habibi E: See I was thinking more of a muted color scheme… like that The image appears on the projector on the wall opposite them http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309837930543972352/338017645968359425/image.png Rich: I like that… but let's put it in front of Palm trees and beaches. Habibi E: No, no,no, we do Palm Trees every year. I was thinking more of a Miami Club Scene aesthetic, you know what I mean? Rich: No Habibi E:... Habibi E: You know, flashing lights, blues, crowds of people! Rich: I gotchu, so like this? http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309837930543972352/338017545703391232/image.jpg Habibi E: Yeah man! Thats perfect! Just minus the giant Justin Bieber-Tron. Rich: Minus? MINUS?! The Biebs, is the hottest ticket of the Summer!! It needs the BIEBS! Habibi E shakes his head and reaches over Rich’ shoulder again, fiddling with the image and then displaying it http://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309837930543972352/338017597251518464/image.jpg Habibi E: See, that shit is perfect, get it to… Before he can finish his thought Tiberius Dupree bursts through the door of the Board Room, yelling BETTERNESS: I HATE IT! This is Summercide, I am the Summertaker so this is MY PARTY. BETTERNESS: A concert theme won’t work, I’m not goddamn Pitbull, we need palm trees and beaches, lots a beaches! Rich: I agree lots a Bitches! BETTERNESS: NO, BEACHES!! Habibi E: FUCK PALM TREES I’M SICK OF PALM TREES WE’VE HAD PALM TREES FOR 15 YEARS As Habibi E and Dupree continue bickering over Palm Trees and Rich continues tapping away at the tablet Dennis Black walks in dressed in full Roman Regalia. Everyone just stops and stares. Habibi E: Is that a Tunic…. Dennis: (Loudly and Confidently)I think we should do a gladiator theme! With Pillars! Look at this sweet entrance attire I have ready! Everyone begins to laugh at Roman Black Angry Roman Black unsheathes his Gladius and begins to wave it in front of everyone in the meeting. Dennis: SUCH DISRESPECT I WILL CUT ALL OF YOU! BELEE DAT! Everyone just sort of stares at Roman Black….Richard proceeds to slap Dennis’s hand sending the Gladius to the ground. The poorly made Gladius shatters into a million pieces! Everyone continues to stare at Dennis. 4
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