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A Strange Encounter


Drago Cesar

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The following takes place a few days before the Sakuraba's incident.

 

The scene is set at a parking lot outside of what looks to be an office building. The lot seems to be only partially filled, with the camera focusing directly on a white Ferrari Testarossa. We see Drago Cesar in the driver's seat, leaning back and taking a nap while synthwave is on full blast, shaking the car. Drago's beauty sleep is interrupted by a knock on his window. Drago tilts his shades and sees the eccentric DB Kid smiling at him. He turns down his music and rolls down his window to get a closer look. The DB Kid is wearing Cinnamonface along with a shirt that says "Dennis Black > EVERYTHING" on the front.

 

DB Kid: Hey nice wheels Drago! I saw you buying that car a while back! Lemme get a picture!

 

The Kid is about to turn the camera on on his phone when Drago holds up a hand.

 

Drago: It rude to wake someone up like this. Do not even say hello.

 

DB Kid: What, you don't recognize me?

 

The Kid snorts as Drago shakes his head.

 

DB Kid: I'm the ever popular Dennis Black Kid! He's my favorite wrestler of all time!

 

Drago looks The Kid up and down, smiling.

 

Drago: Never would have guess.

 

The Kid shows him a picture on his phone; it is of a shrine he has built of Dennis Black, consisting of many suggestive photos and candles lighting the corner of his room. Drago shakes his head in confusion.

 

Drago: What is this?

 

DB Kid: This is only the beginning of my project! If enough Dennis Black fans donate money to me, I can take what I've built here and make an entire monument dedicated to him! It'll be glorious! But I digress. I've finally tracked you down and I want a picture with you to complete my collection of favorite wrestler photos that totally aren't creepy!

 

Drago: But I'm think Denny is your favorite?

 

The Kid looks at his watch.

 

DB Kid: Well, for the next minute, that title belongs to you! Now please, pretty please can I get a picture?

 

Drago: Yeah......Sure.

 

The Kid leans in and takes a selfie as Drago lets out a half-hearted smile. The Kid admires his handiwork then turns back to Drago.

 

DB Kid: Oh yeah and just between you and me....Your sister is.....

 

The Kid closes his eyes and starts grunting really strangely as Drago blinks.

 

DB Kid: ....mmmm.....WHERE IS SHE????

 

Drago: I'm wait out here because she try to shoot commercial with people. And why you make strange noise?

 

The Kid twitches a little and pulls up his phone once more to reveal a rather graphic drawing of one stick figure kneeing the other so hard, he gets decapitated and there's blood all over the place.

 

DB Kid: One day, I hope you and our fearless leader Dennis do battle.

 

Drago: Huh. And what is this drawing?

 

DB Kid: It's realistically what would happen if you two were to fight. ISN'T IT AMAZING?!?!?!?

 

Drago: You have very strange idea of what amazing is. Please just....leave.

 

The Kid keeps talking on and on, which causes Drago to put hands on his head. He rubs his temples.

 

Drago: This not help with concussion....

 

DB Kid: Anyways have a good day Mr. Drago, love you!!

 

Drago removes his hands from his head and looks confused.

 

Drago: What?

 

The Kid walks away and Drago throws his hands up, closing his window and turning up his synthwave. We see The Kid walk up by the entrance and tense up in surprise as he notices Dragana about to walk out. He hides behind a trash can and as Dragana walks outside, The Kid startles her with a surprise selfie. Dragana's reflexes kick in and she slaps away the phone, causing it to fall to the ground with cracks on the screen and the case.

 

DB Kid: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? ALL I WANTED WAS A PICTURE!!!!

 

Dragana: ...

 

She watches as The Kid starts bawling his eyes out over his phone. She awkwardly walks away as he starts calming down, realizing that his phone isn't completely broken.

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