Be our Guest...

*Sent to any and all with an OCW contract*

Under the guidance of Your Queen, The Board of Online Championship Wrestling is in the process of securing some ‘very’ wealthy Investors. They will be present at our Thirteenth Anniversary show and personal guests of myself and your soon to be Undisputed Champion. Naturally, we need this show to go smoothly.

Starting on November 5th, thanks to yours truly, the OCW network will be viewable in thirty more countries than before. Most of them starting in ‘something - something stan’...I forget. But that's even more homes than before!

For OCW to thrive and reach that next level, we need to reach the homes of a different… demographic. Casual fans are where our true profits come from. Sure, it's great to have people come to Riot and Turmoil, but they aren't the big spenders.

We also need to step away from the local New York sponsors that Mr. Sensation brought in many moons ago, such as ‘Ray Ray’s rib shack’ and ‘Urban Lyfe sportswear’. My guests won't even consider supporting OCW if places like ‘Shanika’s hair and nails' remains connected to OCW.

I have assured my high quality guests an evening of family friendly wrestling and a less urban atmosphere. What does this mean for our locker room? Those of you (and there are many of you) known for urban behavior with your violent and sloppy matches just won't be on this particular show...or invited to the building. The thought literally frightens me of having some of you animals around our potential sponsors.

For those of you that I'm allowing to take part in our special night, there will be no pyro, trap music (that means you Baker), or rap music of any kind. There will also be a dress code. When you are not competing, you need to be seen backstage in a suit or simply hide in your locker rooms. And for fuck’s sake...bathe and shave.

Ladies, you're to wear a dress that goes below your knees and not behave like whores. I have no faith that Betty Ford can manage this, so they just won't be allowed in the building.

What does this mean for our fans? They will also be subjected to a dress code that they can look up on OCWFED.com. Any fans that don't meet the requirements will be turned away.

I feel we need to put our best foot forward to start the season. The following employees are prohibited from attending the show for obvious reasons.

RD Money

Malu

Jackson Montgomery

Did I mention RD Money? Putting that again incase he's confused.

Ace

Bray

Sophia

Nate Ortiz

Mr. Sensation

Tobin Frost

Betty Ford

KD

Big Ed

Any and all masked wrestlers

Kat

Rhyme Tyme

Mo’ Cream

TKF

Christian Sheperd

Wrex

Bertha

Holly Hunter

And last but not least…

The Board requests that Mr. Sensation and Tiffany Sensation refrain from showing up. This is about making money for ‘all of us’. Having Mr. Sensation around usually tends to end in disaster.

For those of you not on this list, Dennis and I look forward to you joining us for the coronation ceremony and the start of the show. Security 'will' be on high alert to dispatch undesirables.

I wish you all a great season!

-Madison Cox

Board of OCW