Séance - Billy The Ghost

The Black Pope : Brethren, tonight is an auspicious night for one of our ancient members………He who has risen please RISE AND CENTER YOURSELF.

Inside an old Cathedral a shaky camera pans in to reveal the priesthood gathering around a misty figure

Priesthood: AHHHHHHH MAAAAHHHHHH RUUUUUUU TUUUUUUU……AHHHHHHH MAAAAHHHHHH RUUUUUUU TUUUUUUU…..

The Black Pope : Brethren of The MAT …the essence appearing before you is none other than The Ghost…..…rooted in our history…it has been told he is without form…that he is a legend…...a myth..a fable…..a mystery….

Priesthood: AHHHHHHH MAAAAHHHHHH RUUUUUUU TUUUUUUU……AHHHHHHH MAAAAHHHHHH RUUUUUUU TUUUUUUU…..

The shaky camera starts to flicker off and on

All of a sudden you see a glimpse of a man in the center…alone…the mist fades…the priesthood retreats…and The Black Pope approaches

The Black Pope : ...Is it really you?…..

Unknown Man: ……….OOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCC WWWWWWWWWWWW

The Black Pope : HE HAS SPOKEN!!!!

Priesthood: OOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OOOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The camera continues to flicker off and on….when all of a sudden it goes black…..there is no visual……just audio….of a faint voice..

Unknown Man: ORDERRRR ORDERRRR!!!!

Priest #7: What is your name?

Unknown Man: ……Billy…….Billy The Ghost

High pitch static gets loud then shuts off completely…

…..The camera turns back on…to a man backstage looking at his phone….its Sebastian Abott the current TV Champion of OCW…

Sebastian Abott: WTF was that…where do they find these guys…