Whoops... (Jack Rogue & Loki - Unseen Footage from Turmoil 194)

At the start of the video, we see recent OCW signee, Jack Rogue, staring confusedly at a piece of paper on a noticeboard in the backstage cafeteria. After a few seconds, he recoiled, as if shocked, then reread the sheet, looking indignant.

Jack: Are you kidding? I beat Jimmy Henry last week, now he’s main eventing and I’m not even booked? Like I get it, business decisions and all that, but couldn’t they have got me something?

Frustrated and feeling overlooked, Jack turned around, in a huff. Not paying attention, he threw up his arms and smacked a passing Loki right the face. Loki, who had been carrying an opened bottle of apple juice, threw it from his hands and covered his nose with a howl of pain.

As if in slow motion, the apple juice flew into the air. Up and up it rose. Loki, still stunned by the pain, made a desperate grab for the bottle, but missed wildly. Off balance, Loki stumbled into Jack. Both “men” careened into a cafeteria table. Loki recovered swiftly and tried to play it off naturally.

Loki: Waiter! I will have the Caesar salad, add chicken. No dressing, no cheese, no marinated onions, no croutons, no salt, no pepper, no oil on chicken!

Jack did not land so gracefully. After dropping flat onto his back, he stood up and glared at Loki.

Jack: Argh, shit! Jesus, I’m sorry about your damn drink but did you really have to shove me into… oh, god, my bag!

Loki glanced over at the spill where his juice landed and his eyes went wide. The bottle had completely emptied into Jack’s duffle bag, which he’d put on the floor next to him to read the card.

Loki: Right… my apple juice…

Jack: Wait, what the fuck?! What kind of stinking bullshit juice is this?

Loki: Ok, ok... I know what you are thinking. I need to hydrate more. But it’s for KHS… KH.... KOKO? Kass needs my pee!

Jack: You just filled my bag with your piss?!

Rogue was now shouting very loudly and the entire catering area had turned towards the two competitors, some waiting eagerly for the argument to develop and others looking at Jack’s ruined bag with revulsion and sympathy. The rookie balled up his fists but then stopped suddenly, put them at his sides and smirked.

Jack: Right… well… I’ve got an easy way to solve both of my current problems. Whatever your name is, I’ll let this go if you agree to a match with me - tonight.

Loki: Fine! But just know this, I need that bottle back!

Jack: Perfect. I’ll go tell the dude in the pink suit.

The Brit took one last look at the entirely ruined contents of his kit bag, decided it was a problem to be dealt with later and marched past Loki out of the cafeteria as the segment faded away.

(Co-written with B-17)