Peter Shaw Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 THE SCENE OPENS UP AS THE INTERVIEWER IS SEEN ON HER WAY TO INTERVIEW ANOTHER ROOKIE FROM THE OCW TRAINING CENTRE JUST BEFORE A MYSTERIOUS MAN THAT NO ONE KNOWS INTERRUPTS HER PASTOR PETER: Sorry for the interruption sister but could you spare a minute or two to interview me instead I have something to say to the OCW Universe INTERVIEWER: Ermm.... Yeah sure. *CAMERA STARTS RECORDING* INTERVIEWER: Hi we are here at the OCW training centre with ...... ..... PASTOR PETER: Pastor Peter and don't worry sister I wont have to be reminding you anytime soon! In case you didn't hear that brothers and sisters of the OCW my name is Pastor Peter and I have been sent to the OCW by God oh yes! *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY* PASTOR PETER: Now you folks of the OCW Universe may be sitting there wondering what a tall dark and handsome man like me is babbling about and what God sent me here to do well.... He simply sent me here to tell you sinners and bad ass wannabes to change your ways, cleanse your sins and repent and what happens if you don't?.. Well I'll simply MAKE YOU. Now it has come to my attention that a few rookies not naming names yet have not been living the life the lord wants us to live, God has told me these names and sooner or later you lot will be consulted and converted unless you change your ways before my next preach *INTERVIEW GIVES A CONFUSED LOOK AS PASTOR PETER GIVES BACK THE MIC* INTERVIEWER: Well..... There ya have it Pastor Peter everyone? Any last words before you leave? PASTOR PETER: Amen! 5
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