Sammy Johnston Posted March 30, 2018 Posted March 30, 2018 The scene opens as we see Sammy Johnston laying on a lavish couch in his house in a robe looking at himself in the mirror before turning to the camera in mock surprise Johnston: Ah sorry pathetic idiots I didn’t see you there! I was too busy admiring my beautifully groomed moustache which lesser men like yourselves could only dream of having.. but I digress! As you can see I am broadcasting this address from my superb house! Johnston gestures around the room with a smug grin Johnston: I know you all must be pretty shocked I mean most of you could only dream of owning a house quite as superb as this... but why am I giving this speech here? Well.. Johnston rises up from the couch and clasps his hands together Johnson: You see I entered this mess of a promotion with zero expectations.. yet you all somehow still managed to disappoint me, I frankly couldn’t handle another minute in that dump full of pathetic idiots with their sad little ring and fake champions who act like they’re so much better then everyone else because they beat a bunch of nobodies and scraped their way to a title, title or not being the shiniest turd in a pile of crap isn’t something to be proud of! and if you’re wondering what pushed me over the edge into reclusion it was watching that creature Mo Cream dance backstage. Sammy Johnstons smirk grows as he strokes his beautiful moustache Johnston: I’m not calling out individuals though.. I’m calling out everyone! the fake champions! the losers trying to crawl their way to the top of the dung pile! and the people who run this dreadful company.. I feel sorry for you all, but I mostly feel sorry for the people that will stand in my way! the people I will leave broken! the people I will expose and show the world what they truly are! Frauds! Sammy Johnston glares at the camera as he finishes his rant before quickly regaining his signature smirk Johnston: Now you pathetic idiots behind the cameras get out of my house, you’re dirtying my carpets. The screen fades to black.. 4
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