A Crack In The Shield

The Camera pans to the OCWFED HQ in Midtown NYC. We fade into the inner workings of OCWFED as all manner of intern (paid of course who do you think we are..) are scrambling abroad. We finally reach a door that reads C.E.O - J.C.S. As the door slowly opens we see a mess of conference call modules strewn about a great big COCOBOLO DESK.

Our Hero seems to be having many conversations at once as his tone goes from shouting to pleasant depending on which module he is talking into. Just then his ever reliable, super awesome, highly trained, extremely dangerous, executive assistant Birdie comes waltzing in.

Birdie: .....You had to do it didn't you?

Our Hero: I do a lot of things, what did I do now.

Birdie throws a manila folder folder with an OCW emblem labeled "Confidential" on Our Heroes desk. Our Hero takes a quick peek before he shouts.

Our Hero: I'LL CALL ALL OF YOU BACK!

In an instant all the conference calls go silent. Our Hero begins looking through the folder his brow furrowed.

Our Hero: Hmmm.....you don't say...

Birdie: This is serious.

Our Hero: I'm very well aware...

Birdie: And you need to address it.......

Our Hero: I'm going to have to.....

Birdie: I guess we are going to Brooklyn next week.

The Camera Pans out as Our Hero begins to spread the contents of the folder all over his desk.