Valkyrie Posted March 9, 2020 Posted March 9, 2020 The scene opens once again in Dr. Grabb’s office. Valkyrie and Empress are sitting in two separate armchairs as the doctor is fiddling around with his notebook. Dr. Grabb: Alright! Today we are going to do a little Roleplay… I’m gonna ask you some questions and you will tell me what you would do in said situations. Ready? Valkyrie & Empress: Uhm? Dr. Grabb: You are approached by a frenzied scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response? Valkyrie: What… the… heck… Empress: what’s a Quadruple tums harmonica? Is that some kinda hentai? Dr. Grabb: Interesting answers! You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the city. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do? Valkyrie: I’d tell himt to give me back the stolen goods so I can turn them to the police. I will also tell him not to steal ever again! How dare he?! Empress: I discipline the child with harsh hurtful words all while socking the kid in the face and I would take his items to teach him not to steal from people. Dr. Grabb: Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his apartment again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed? Valkyrie: I will just blow the door open with a shotgun. This is how Americans solve problems, am I right? Empress: Fuck him. Let him stay in there. Old bastard will get hungry and have to leave sooner or later. Then I’ll sock him in the mouth to teach him friends don’t keep friends out. The doctor writes down some notes as both Valkyrie and Empress look on. Dr. Grabb: That's enough for today! See you tomorrow ladies! 5 .
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