Colin Locke Posted August 7, 2022 Posted August 7, 2022 Sources have recently confirmed that OCW's Harri Etiquette has been racking up the appearance at local wrestling, sports, and gaming conventions, allegedly attending 200 conventions in the last seven days, 4 of which she was booked to appear at. "She just sat at a stall, started writing her name on things, and no one wanted to stop her" recounts one die-hard fan, enamoured by her guest appearance at the Diablo Immortal booth at Eurojank 2022. Over in the States, however, some attendees had less than stellar things to report, with one fan lamenting: "I just wish that more people could witness this remarkable achievement, in a better world, Harri could have attended 300 conventions and had time to spare." When asked how she achieved this incredible feat, the all-singing, all-dancing wrestling genius claimed that her frequent flights between time zones caused extra hours to appear in each day, functionally allowing her to experience 30 days over the course of a 7 day week. "Of course, I'll be counting that in my reign as the OCW Etiquette Champion. In briefcase form." Harri adds. The young Miss Etiquette has also avoided criticism for contributing to an increase of carbon emissions by chartering a new private jet which only emits CO3, which Harri assures fans "is just one better, y'know?" than CO2. She also assures wrestling fans that she will be back on OCW television imminently, and will be keeping a close eye on any upcoming competitions featuring Terra Daturas and Furiosa. 07/08/2022 ~ The Etiquette Observer 3
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