Stacy Clark Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Although many have been anticipating the return of CCW’s methodical madman, he remains as elusive as ever. Even after the video which aired during “The Clash”, announcing his return, Morrison has yet to make a statement, sit down for an interview or even make an appearance on CCW’s primetime show, Turmoil. Many wonder what he’s been up to and in order to find out, we had to go backstage to one of CCW’s house shows in Nantes, France. Below, are the first documented words of Mad Michael Morrison, since his vanishing act of late last year. --------------------------------------------------------------------- STACY: Morrison… can we get a word? MORRISON: Why just one, when **** OFF is so underused these days? STACY: Come on, Morrison. Not even for old-time’s sake? MORRISON: Well if it isn’t Stacy “Don’t Use Me as a Human Table” Clark. I should have recognized those sturdy legs of yours. STACY: I see you haven’t lost your charm. I have to admit, I’ve missed your crazy antics as of late and I’m not the only one. MORRISON: Is that so? You have the skinny on what people want now, is that it? Since when do you know what anyone wants… not counting the slobs who used to slide neatly folded dollar bills under your g-string while you made your ass clap to the melody of “I’m a Little Tea Pot”? STACY: I see you still have a fascination over my “ass”, as you put it. If it means you’ll give me something to write about, I’ll make sure to send you an autographed photo copy. Come on, Morrison, you can’t keep everyone in the dark. MORRISON: [sigh] Very well, but I want you to sign it, “Property of one M.M.M.” STACY: Deal. So… what have you been up to and why is it that we find you at a house show? The first OCW Hardcore Champion, Former Tag Team Champion and 2007 Future Investment Winner goes from main eventing to dark matches in a span of a few short months? MORRISON: I suddenly realize why I told you to **** off, but if you must know: I stepped away from OCW for a reason, I joined CCW for a reason and I’ve been doing house shows for a reason. You should know by now that there’s always a method behind every action I take, every move I make. STACY: And what would that method be this time around? MORRISON: You’ll find out on Turmoil. STACY: Is that it? You can forget about that autographed picture if that’s all you’re giving me. MORRISON: Look, if you want something to write about, how’s this? At this point, Morrison proceeded to unzip his shorts and reveal his “madness” in public. And in case you were wondering, he indeed does have a tattoo that reads, “Choke On It”. But his body art aside, Mad Michael Morrison claims he will make an appearance on this week’s Turmoil. When it comes to what will come out of those painted lips of his, your guess is as good as mine but the big question is whether or not CCW is ready for what he has to say?
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