Drago Cesar Posted October 5, 2022 Posted October 5, 2022 The Cesar Dojo - October 3rd, 2022 Late night shenanigans are happening around the Dojo! Dragana is seen motioning toward a dump truck right in front of the building. Johnny Law peeps his head out from the driver's seat. Johnny: I'm lowering it! Dragana gives a thumbs up. Johnny pushes a button and lowers a boatload of championships that take Dragana by surprise and engulf her in gold. Johnny: S***! Johnny jumps out of the truck and pulls Dragana out of the pile of gold. She shakes it off and admires all the championships the Cesar family has taken home from Tokyo. The front door of the dojo swings open to reveal Mugen and Drago jumping for joy. Mugen: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD We cut to the P3 family sitting at the dinner table as Drago starts distributing the championships. He hands a few to Johnny, the Nihon 999 Championship and the Central Africa Ultraweight Championship. Drago: For being loyal with us! Johnny: Gold looks good on me! He slings the titles on his shoulders and puffs his chest out thinking he's the real deal, much to Dragana's amusement. Drago hands over the Fred Fuchs F***money Neverweight Championship to Bubba, who hugs the gold tight and roars in excitement. Drago: I'm told you, you would get one! The "Best in the World" picks up the Latvian Legion Legionweight Championship, the Patagonia Catchweight Championship, and the Sakuraba's Slammin' Salmon Championship. He hands them all over to Dragana. Drago: That for you! Regina Tacet is enamored by the gold, scurrying away to go organize it in her room. Finally, Drago looks at Mugen and hands him the rest of the titles; the most important of which being the Djibouti Championship Wrestling title, Mugen's pride and joy. Mugen: Old sport, I… The Sultan of Safety is almost in tears. Mugen: I can't take this! I have to beat you, fair and square, in the ring to take this. Drago puts his thinking cap on, and by that I mean his Over The Top trucker cap. Drago: What is my favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song, my friend? Mugen doesn't know where he's going with this, judging from his confused expression. Drago: FREEBIRD!!!!!! Mugen starts screaming along with Drago and the pair start doing air guitar solos with the titles. Drago: To celebrate this day, we do karate in the garage! We cut again to Drago and Mugen downing several Sapporo beers in the dojo's garage, then proceeding to take every wooden board, plank, block of ice they can find and break them with punches and kicks. Dragana peeks out with the door ajar, her expression stuck somewhere between amusement and concern. Mugen: Hey old sport, check this out! Mugen grabs a pair of nunchaku and flings it at a dummy, knocking its head off. Mugen: F*** YOU S-BOMBER! BYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Drago: Oh yeah, watch this! Drago motions his friend over to a set of bricks set up in three by three formation. He closes his eyes and quickly lifts his hand up, about to strike the brick sitting atop the middle column. Mugen: NO! Mugen downs another beer. Mugen: BOTTOM ONE. Drago looks back at the the stack of bricks and once again closes his eyes. This time, the rest of the Cesar family are seen peering by the door. Inhale. Count to four. Exhale. Count to four. With the quickness of a tiger, Drago strikes the top brick! However, the one sitting at the bottom explodes into hundreds of pieces. Mugen: JESUS CHRIST! Mugen laughs before an idea comes to mind. Mugen: I'll do you one better old sport. Here, hold my phone and record this. He hands Drago his phone and starts putting together a death trap full of barbed wire, light tubes, wooden crates, thumbtacks and legos. He brings a nearby table closer to him and stands on top of it. Mugen: You recording comrade? Drago: Uh, yes, but are you sure this good idea? Mugen: No, it’s not a good idea…... It's a great idea! I need to tell Wrex that I am better than him and I can out hardcore the s*** out of him! Respectfully. Begrudgingly, Drago keeps the camera on Mugen. Mugen: Wrex, if you're watching this (and I know you are), I bet you wouldn't even dare attempt something like this! I'm gonna jump through all these light tubes, barbed wire, legos and thumbtacks because I'm a MAN and you're a PANSY. Respectfully. Mugen psyches himself up and rips his shirt off. Mugen: F***! THIS! S***! WOOP WOOP He leaps into the air with the grace of an intoxicated ballerina, and crashes into the death trap with a senton. Mugen: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY BACK!!!!!!! HOLY S*** MY BACK!!!!!!! F*** YOU WREX!!!!! RESPECTFULLY AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Drago stops recording. Drago: I'm gonna call the hospital. 3 "Roll 20 for initiative, you cuck" - Mr. Sensation "I don't have a brain" - Tiberius Dupree "4 os a gppd cp,[ro,ose" - Mr. Sensation
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