Administrators Mr.Sensation Posted December 27, 2022 Administrators Posted December 27, 2022 Despite it being the Holiday break one man still remains in the Fortress of Wrestletude?.... Our Hero JCS!. As the Winter Chill is in full effect there is no rest for the weary. Our Hero is toiling away in a festive "Nate Ortiz" Christmas Sweater and a limited edition Lord Shark Santa Hat! (We are well aware that Christmas was yesterday but FK U it aint over till New Years!" Our Hero has just finished some paperwork (Some items have just been green lit!!!) so he decides to stretch his legs and wander about OCW HQ in a rare moment of peace and serenity. He passes his hand over the FRONT DESK and smiles at the RICH MAHOGANY finish! He walks down a flight of stairs to another level of the HQ peering over countless empty cubicles some lined with OCW Paraphernalia others with boring things like pictures of Family members and pets! Our Hero finally makes his way past the office of the GM-P EMP. The door isn't locked he peers in and notices a bunch of Sharp Weapons, Wigs, and Hello Kitty Plushes...he quickly closes the door and makes sure it self locks. Our Hero finally makes his way to the HR Department. HR is a big deal now in OCWFED the dawning of a new age. Compliance, Civility, and other things that are tied with Human Resources! Our Hero opens the door and his Limited Edition LORD SHARK, Santa Hat falls to the floor! Before him 3 of the four cubicles have been decimated. It looks as if a bomb went off in the Human Resources department, Dirt, Blood, and other ewww nasty things are on the floor. Computers are crushed, Quality CRT monitors are smashed to pieces, the god damn back door is nothing but broken glass and a door handle! Our Hero's mind races! WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING he thinks to himself! He looks down at the rubble and notices something eerily familiar. His face turns beet red as he grabs his Sensational Iphone 15 (IYKYK) and beings to dial. 911 Operator! Our Hero: Hello?! I'd like to report a break in! I know where these muthafu............. The Camera fades as Our Hero is going back to that place in 2006 and you don't want to read all that profanity! 5 15-06, 18:20 Tiberius Dupree make him tap with brownie mix "Booking Wrestling is the most thankless no-win position anyone could ever be in. When things go well it's the talent that makes it work. When they go badly, it's because the Booker doesn't know what he's doing." - Eric Bischoff Jookie: what website do we upload to againi for got Our Hero: uploadafraud.com Jookie: fuck u boricua "I'm like Smythe, except Good" - Matsuda OCW works best when it’s a melting pot of different ideas and opinions coming together to create some cool ass shit. It’s at its worst when people are only invested in their own/their pals’ content." - Paul Pugh "I'm 5,9" - Ry "I'm sorry if this sounds mean but OCW shouldn't be allowed to vote" - Jake Allen
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