Owen Posted October 7, 2023 Posted October 7, 2023 Paul Harris strides backstage, his head held high and his shoulders back. Stacy Clark, microphone in hand, approaches him. Stacy Clark: Paul! Paul! Can I grab a word with you? PH: Absolutely, Stacy. SC: You were disqualified in your match against JynX, can you tell the OCW audience why you did what you did? Paul flashes a charming smile to Stacy before answering to the camera. PH: Stacy, for you sweetheart because you asked so nicely, I will. PH: At Riot 609, before I had a chance to get into the ring, that wasteman from DNS attacked me from behind and sent me and my shoulder into the steel steps. Paul begins rubbing his shoulder as he mentions it being sent into the steel to remind the audience that he was physically hurt. PH: “Your pain… will be music to my soul…” This dickhead speaks like a cartoon villain, Stacy. PH: Here’s the meat and bones of it, Stacy. I wrestled JynX on Ambition 82. So-called DNS Ambition. Dickhead is tilted because he lost on Ambition 82. PH: He and his group started issuing threats that I should watch my back. PH: And then, he attacked me from behind before our scheduled match on Riot. Paul shakes his head in disbelief. PH: All because his fragile princess ego couldn’t take losing to me on Ambition. PH: Mate, I lost to Gonzalo Munoz and I didn’t attack him after. I lost to Bolek, who wanted to make friends with the new group rather than wrestle them, and I didn’t attack him after. I lost to your mate Sammuel Omen and I didn’t attack him afterward. PH: Because I’m not a dickhead, JynX. The Snakepit member looks more agitated as he keeps talking. PH: Your ego is so fragile over being made to look badly in front of your group on the DNS Ambition. PH: Newsflash to you, you weren’t the only one to lose on that show. PH: But you were the only one to attack your opponent afterwards. PH: Your shenanigans cost me a win against Sammuel Omen. Paul Harris pauses, takes a sharp intake of breath, and looks towards Stacy to make sure she's still with him, listening raptly to his words before facing the camera again. PH: I've had enough. PH: So that's why you took a Singapore cane to the stomach, that's why you got thrown into the steel... SC: We're hearing that JynX has been taken to a local medical facility. PH: Has he? Good. Maybe this time in the hospital will make him reassess who he messes with next because I'm not the one. SC: That's all we have time for folks. I've been Stacy Clark, with Paul Harris. Good night. The scene fades to black. 1
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