Californian Heat

The Scene Opens with Goddrifter sitting at home swiping on dating apps and his brother Horus just came out of his bedroom wearing Nike Products

 

GD: what is it, Horus

 

Horus: come on big bruh, I wanna get……my first…….tattoo…….. wait a goddamn minute….

 

Horus peaks at the corner of GD’s Phone and full blown laughs

 

Horus: Damn Anubis, I know you say that chicks don’t like dating dudes who look like you but my god……..I’m never letting things go……..look at big bruh, trying to get hoes…….

 

Goddrifter Rolls his eyes hard at this and sighs in annoyance at Horus

 

GD: Horus, there’s only two people who can say hoes and they’re from NorCal….

 

Horus Laughs it off and smirks at GD

 

Horus: do you know why the hoes don’t approach you my 6’5, long hair tatted up brother? You don’t have W-Ratio Rizz Big Bruh……

 

Goddrifter tilts his head and looks at Horus like a dumbass who grew 8 sets of eyes and blinks 4 times at him

 

GD: Horus, I’m not Gen Alpha……I’m Gen-Z, there’s a major difference…….

 

Horus Rolls his eyes at GD and thinks about it and he has a Idea

 

Horus: You know what, I bet you can get a girl…..

 

GD stops and sits on the couch properly and looks at Horus and squints at him

 

GD: don’t you mean I can’t?

 

Horus: Did I frickin stutter?

 

GD finally looks at horus’s Clothes and sighs deeply as the moment he asked this question, it’s gonna sound dumb as hell

 

GD: What is it this time…….

 

Horus smirks like he’s making bank

 

Horus: the High top White Air Force 1s big Bruh…..with the loose strap obviously man…..

 

Goddrifter Looks at Horus and places his hands on his shoulders

GD: Get Vans, Chuck Taylor’s or Jordans…..you already have 3 pairs of White Air Force 1s……and 2 pair of Black Air Force 1s…….

 

Horus: It’s not that bad, you know what, how’s this, if you get a girl, you’ll let me get a pair of Air Forces, but if you can’t-

 

Goddrifter finishes his bet

 

GD: You’ll get Vans, Chuck Taylors or Jordans……Hi-Tops Style….

 

The Door Opens and it’s Our Roommate, Alexandria who just got out of work from the bar and she just walks in and grabs something to eat and sat on the lazy chair with her food on the table and Horus Leaves to go shopping

 

Alexandria: You made the bet, didn’t ya….he’s going to find out sooner or later……and he’ll question himself…..

 

GD: why our roommate and my big brother making out on the couch?

 

Alexandra Sighs deeply when Goddrifter says that

 

Alexandra: That, That’s the part I want to avoid…..the drama….th-

 

Goddrifter kisses Alexandria tenderly

 

GD: babe, it’s going to be okay…..I promise…..

 

The Screen Shows Goddrifter’s Phone with Dating Apps that have been deleted from his phone, he wasn’t swiping on girls at all, he was deleting dating apps and he is dating Alexandria the whole time without Horus’s Knowledge

Goddrifter sits down and turns on Wangan Midnight when Horus Came Back with 2 Pairs of Timberland boots in one bag and and 8 games for the PS4 in another bag

 

GD: What did you get this time?

 

Horus: oh you know big bruh, Battle to the Death 1, Zombie Apocalypse 3, Speed and Chase Underground Racing 2, Sword Fighter VI, OCW 2k19, OCW 2k22, OCW 2k23 and OCW 2k24……they also threw me 2 more controllers with it, Anubis…..

 

the Scene ends when the receipt comes out to $129.82 on games and $240.19 on shoes, Goddrifter Sighs in defeat when he knows he has no chance of stopping his brother’s spending habits

Edited September 7, 2025Sep 7 by Goddrifter