Sarcasm Alert

[Big Joe D]

Big Joe D's promo begins to roll on the screen. He is seen in the all so famous pose, as a few words pass.

 

Joe: Next week on Ambition, I am gonna show the world... that I am no flu...

 

Suddenly the promo is interupted, the screen glitches and another figure pops on the screen.... Why... Its Mr Anal!

 

A large figure appears who looks... very much like Big Joe, only he has a pair of glasses on and some emo like hair and a t-shirt on that has Tony the Tiger on it.

 

Anal: No No No. This is way unacceptable. The lighting is not up to FPRP OCW standards, and the tone in your voice isnt what I expect to see on OCW... This guy needs to work on his delivery. What You think?

 

The screen goes back to Joes promo. Not missing a beat.

 

Big Joe: That I am no Fluke. Next time I get my feet in the ring, I am going piledrive my way to victory....

 

Again the promo is interrupted.

 

Again... Mr. Anal.

 

Mr. Anal: Yes Yes... about those piledrivers. Ive been wrestling for almost 3 months now. And I just dont like to see piledrivers done so early in macthes. Me and my little group here have decided that we are the only ones who know how to put on a good show. ::laughs with a faggot like grin:: Piledrivers... Ohhh Jeeezzee..

 

The crowd Laughs

 

Joe: I thought OCW was about entertainment. Instead, everyone is obsessed with getting thier name in the lights. I mean every week. Its Mr Ego vs Mr Anal part 5. And..... then hey throw the 2 rookies together, and then give them Hell because they aren't awesome like us?

 

Joe: Guess what? Your shit stinks too. I'm positive.

 

Mr Anal!

 

Anal: OMG! did he just say the S word? Jay sin. Oh Jay soooon. We dont have to put up with this.... Give me that script! This wasnt in the program! Uh... Uh... Hes Mr. Positive... he cant say that.. Uh Uh...

 

The crowd loses it