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* The scene zooms in on a house in Las Vegas. The Air already stands waiting nervously for the altar in the garden as his best man and friend walks up too him. *

 

Best Man/Friend: Hey man, calm down. It’s a beautiful day, today. She won’t walk away from you now. You’ll become a husband after today. And don’t worry about the sex it will still be great after five years of marriage. Just look at our offspring.

* The Best Man points at his wife Angie and the five kids he has prancing around the garden. *

 

Best Man/Friend: You’ll have the best sex when your woman is pregnant, believe me. Those tits suddenly become twice as large and hey when you get thirsty you’ll now where too get it.

 

The Air pacing around nervously: This isn’t really helping, Edward! And for the record she isn’t pregnant, yet!

Edward: Ok! Ok! Just trying too let you relax more.

 

* Meanwhile in the house Natalia with some help is ready too get in her wedding dress as a knock can be heard on her door. *

 

Natalia: Who is it?

 

Unknown man: It’s the Best Man/Friend of your soon too be husband. I came her too give my blessings.

 

Mom of Natalia: Can’t you do that after the wedding?

Natalia: Oh mom, you know blessings only help if you do them before.

 

Mom of Natalia: Right! Right! I’ll open the door, but don't take too long!

* Natalia’s mom opens the door and suddenly sees a ghost and screams then faints. *

Natalia turns around: No, no, it can’t be! Your supposed too be dead!

Unknown man: I’m very much alive and know it’s my turn too play some games! By taking what he loves most? And guess what your pick number one!

* Natalia screams then silences as the unknown man gives her a blow on the back of her head. He takes her over her shoulder holds her with one hand, with the other hand he searches in his suit, grabs a letter out of a pocket and places it on the bed. He then quickly leaves the premises. *

 

* A few minutes later Air, Edward and Natalia’s father turn up in the room, lured by the screaming of the women. Air notices the letter on the bed and picks it up as Edward and Natalia’s father take care of Natalia’s Mom. Air opens the letter and reads it *

Dear Mr. Air,

 

I am sorry too have kept you waiting so long. If you thought our Title match at the PPV wouldn’t happen then I’m here too tell you, you were wrong. It is going too happen and you better show up or you will lose two of your most prized possessions. One I have now in my possession is you would-soon-too-be-but-have-too-wait-now-wife Natalia. The second I will claim this Sunday at the KOOCW PPV and is your EX-title. After that I have one little more surprise waiting for you. Curious? You’ll soon find out! I'm sure you'll find it enlightning, just as my death was.

 

Your still alive colleague,

 

Jack “the Ripper” Porter

The Air is in shock after reading the letter: WHAT?!

 

* The shock of The Air was reflecting in a shock of camera equipment so we are afraid we cannot show more footage of what happened after. OCW Camera crew apologizes for this inconvinience *

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I am the First Dutch EX-Champion - The Air

I am the First European EX-Champion - The Air

I am the First True EX-Champion - The Air

Delusional? Not at all! I Speak the Truth, cause I can proof it and the others can't. Those Heavy !@#$%^&& ain't got none on me.

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soon as i seen air and marriage i swear i thought i was goin to read a role play w air and leon fightn for gay marriage equity

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