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The camera opens up at the airport in New Jersey. The scene looks like we are inside a beehive with all the taxis lined up on the street. All around with people going about their business like any ordinary day. Like a sorethumb between the taxis is a limosine parked with the driver in front staring at a sign in discomfort.

 

 

The driver picks up his cell phone and calls headquarters.

 

Driver: Roy! Your such a punk you sent me all the way out here for a practical joke I swear to god when I get back I'm gonna...

 

The drivers facial expression changes and he lets out a deep gulp and closes his cell phone.

 

The driver looks down at the sign one more time and shakes his head and then holds it up over his head.

 

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A shriek from the people who noticed the sign, and a bunch of middle fingers are given to the driver. He ducks his head and takes this abuse for 5 minutes untiil......like a gift from god this 6 foot 1 man with perfectly spiked hair and the clothes of a king comes Donny Taint.

 

DT: Let's go peasent I'm about to shake the foundation of OCW single handely.

 

Driver: I hate my life....

 

DT: TAINT DOESN'T LIKE TO WAIT! MUSH MUSH!

 

The driver loads the newest OCW superstars luggage in the limo and the next big thing Donny Taint draws closer to his debut.

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i actually laughed outloud when i pictured the limo driver holding that sign. good stuff man.

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