After Riots main Event.....

[Blade]

**Blade is walking down the hallways with this Tire iron**

 

Blade: Well Tyre iron cant seem to find him anywhere....wait....why am I talking to this tire iron?...and why am I calling it Tyre iron?

 

**Blade stops for a second zones out then zones back in again**

 

Blade: Damm meds

 

**Blade walks down the hall, till he bumps into Stacy Clarke**

 

Stacy: Hey watch it.....oh sorry Blade

 

Blade: you seen VFM?

 

Stacy: I heard he was going rover after his match because he heard you got in, with a tire iron your calling tyre iron.

 

Blade: ......how did you kno....doesn’t matter....

 

**Blade walks down the hall more, he stops when he hears something.....**

 

**VFM turns the corner with 3 grown men, a midget and an overweight black woman.**

 

VFM: What the hell are you doing with a lead pipe calling it a tyre iron? And what the hell is a tyre iron?! What did I do to your head last week?! Ohhhhh, that's right...I kicked it in.

 

Blade: It has feelings too you know, unlike my friggin jaw after turmoil and your face after about a couple seconds time...

 

VFM: Don't you see that I have brought security with me?

 

**Blade looks over VFM's shoulder at security**

 

Blade: looks like you brought a Jackson 5 tribute act

 

**Blade pauses and looks at the “security” again**

 

Blade: That bases them after the Jackson five split up and let themselves go

 

**Blade pauses and looks at the “security” another time**

 

Blade: then they let themselves go after that

 

Blade: That’s not security, this is security

 

**Blade holds up the tire iron**

 

VFM: Big mama, go tell him what's goin on.

 

Big Mama: Awwww no you ain't wavin no lil piece of metal round me!! Nuh uh!!! And let me tell you sumn, mmmmhmmm. If yo ass thins fo one minute that you gon' strike big mama down with your little pipe, you must be out yo mind. Matter of fact, I got a right mind to just beat you with mah house shoe. Matta of fact.

 

**Big Mama takes off her house shoe and starts wailing away on Blade's shoulder/chest/neck and head area.**

 

**Blade covers up for a second**

 

Blade: Bugger its like my first dates mom all over again.

 

**Blade pushes the large woman away and then he lunges at VFM with the tire iron**

 

**VFM picks up the midget and throws him at the charging Blade.**

 

**Blade nails the midget, who flies backwards and hits the cushioned stomach of the large woman**

 

Blade: looks like your fresh out of freaks there...

 

VFM: You son of a bitch, that was my favorite midget. Do you know how much they go for these days?!!? Alright, that does it, 3 random guys whos names I never cared to mention, if you want that autographed picture of Tiffany Ortiz in the thong, go take his sorry ass out!

 

**3 men close in on Blade, as other security closes in from behind him.**

 

Blade: Ok Tyre iron....bit of a flammable situation here....

 

**Blade back into the wall, bumps his head on something, a fire alarm switch**

 

**Blade smiles, and smashes it with the tire iron and the sprinkler system turns on soaking everyone, the nameless goons and security look around, and start making for the exits....**

 

Blade: **To VFM**Just you and me now.....buddy

 

VFM: **smirks** Aaaaaaand, COOP!! **Coop walks around the corner holding a lead pipe that dwarfs Blade's.** Can't live your life having a pipe as your only friend there Bladey boy. Just ask Steve.

 

**Blade looks up at the massive coop**

 

Blade: Oh sh...

 

**Blade flies backwards and slides down the wet floor after COOP blasts him with the pipe**

 

VFM: **walks over and pats Coop on the back.** I'm really, really beginning to like having you around. Now, isn't that 'PING' of the pipe much more soothing than a bonsai tree? **Coop shakes his head no** You still have a lot to learn. Leave him here, he's not wakin up any time soon. I'm tired from my flawless victory over Nate Ortiz , and I can't waste a minute of my prescious time. Here, carry me back to the locker room, I need to conserve my energy.

 

**Coop picks up VFM and carries him away as the camera fades.**

[Mr.Sensation]

Nice RP lack of Morrison method makes me want to vomit inside my mouth.

[Michael Morrison]

Nice RP lack of Morrison method makes me want to vomit inside my mouth.

So I'm guessing the priest at Andranic's wedding didn't use the Morrison Method, because I heard you were upchucking cake and Bacardi as if you were trying to make some kind of home-made rum cake.

[Mr.Sensation]

I didnt drink or eat cake good sir.

[Michael Morrison]

I didnt drink or eat cake good sir.

You went to a wedding and didn't drink or eat cake? Totally changed my perception of ya. Hook up with any bridesmaids?