Iceberg LeTuce Posted August 18, 2010 Posted August 18, 2010 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0RNz6PECoc]YouTube- Sup?[/ame] *The scene opens in a brightly lit street in Las Vegas. The street is filled with dozens of casino's and bar's. A black van labled "OCW Camera Crew" pulls up outside of a large building with purple strobe lights. The reporter gel's back his hair and steps out with the two camera men who follow him up to "The Pussy Palace Massage Parlor." * Reporter: "Right, let's get in and out as fast as physically possible. This place is far too tasteless" *As they step towards the door a man is thrown backwards, out of the door, and into the reporter.* Reporter: "What in the name of god???" Man: "This is an OOOOH SEEE DOUBLEYAH special report from the one! The only! Greatest reporter OCW has ever seen hahaahhaha!!!" *The man is dressed in stinking, dirty clothes and appears not to have shaven in a long time. He is wearing ripped woolen gloves and a tattered wool cap. He is holding a microphone* Reporter: ".............Matt?......Matt Lamonicka? Is that really you? I haven't seen you in forever." Matt Lamonicka: "Yeah buuuud! I've been reeeaaal busy with OCW reports and stuff. Had a bit of a run in with a shrink who said i had gone mentaly insane, what with being on the OCW set 24/7 and never actually doing any work!" Reporter: "Uhh, well im real busy at the moment, but i'll talk with ya some other day." *The reporter drops Lamonicka to the floor and leaves him as he, and the two camera men, head for the door* Camera man 1: "wait....his mic isn't even plugged in..." ---------------------------------- *Inside the "massage parlor", the reporter heads for the main desk to speak with the receptionist. He is greeted with shouts from a rather large man.* Le'Tuce: "Hey braugh, unless you are here to pick up Mr Money's tab, i suggest you get the hell out braugh." Reporter: "I beg your pardon, but we are here on buisness." Le'Tuce: "Buisness! My favourite word. Well braugh, the sukmeov twins are currently with a Mr Ma'jin, but i could squeeze you in with Ms Fonda Cox braugh." Reporter: ".....uhh..OCW buisness actually. We are here to do the interview you sceduled." Le'Tuce: "Oh right braugh. Well ask away braugh." Reporter: "Well we don't have much air time left, so this will have to be quick. Are you returning to delight the OCW fans?" Le'Tuce: "Hell yeah braugh, ill be there. I have to make up for my crappy performances in my last few matches braugh. Now, you have to get out of here. I got Papa Bold comming in here in 15 minutes, and i gotta get eva into her Oakland Raiders gear. Nice talking braugh!" *The reporters leave in a hurry with fear of seeing a frisky Bold.*
Michael Morrison Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 The Pussy Palace Massage Parlor... where legends can get a legendary handy dandy?
Jookie Marley Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 haha this shit was funny as hell 3x EX Division Champion 1x Hardcore Champion 1x Light Heavyweight Champion
Iceberg LeTuce Posted August 19, 2010 Author Posted August 19, 2010 The Pussy Palace Massage Parlor... where legends can get a legendary handy dandy? I was origionaly calling it "Le'Tuce's Pussy's" But you would have to pronounce it correctly to get the rhyming joke.
Useless Dane Xavier Posted August 19, 2010 Posted August 19, 2010 I was origionaly calling it "Le'Tuce's Pussy's" But you would have to pronounce it correctly to get the rhyming joke. Le'Toosee's Poosees! LOL! http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
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