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[D.Jones]

The following is an un-aired interview with Dylan Jones

 

*Scene opens up with cameras following Jim Black. Jim is seen talking to a crew member when Dylan walks past the camera. Jim turns his attention to Dylan and runs to catch up with him as the cameras follow.*

 

Jim Black: Dylan!

 

*Dylan continues walking, completely disregarding whose behind him.*

 

Jim Black: Dylan! Dylan! I want to talk to you for a second!

 

*Dylan stops in his tracks takes a deep breath and turns around.*

 

Dylan: Jim! Jim! Jim! *Gets within a inch of Jim Black’s face.* JJJIIIIIIMMMMMMMM!

 

*Dylan takes another deep breath and regains his composure. As Jim Black is visibly scaredyellow and confused.*

 

Dylan: Do you see? Do you see how much you annoy Dylan Jones?

 

*Jim and Dylan share an incredibly awkward moment as Dylan is making an urging gesture to speak.*

 

Dylan:Well? Say what you want to say to Dylan.

 

*Jim clears his throat and begins to speak.*

 

Jim Black: Okay, well Dylan. At the 6 year anniversary show, during your match against Poe, you left the ring and called the Police and had them escort him out of the arena and now the fans and just about everyone in the world wants to know... Why did you do it?

 

*Dylan stands looking past the camera with a devilish grin on his face, he rubs his beard and laughs.*

 

Dylan: Everyone... Wants to know why... Why did Dylan do it?

 

*Dylan turns his attention to Jim Black.*

 

Dylan: You see Dylan did it because the moment he stepped foot in the ring he has made it his mission to drill into your thick stupid heads that he was the first and only Oscar winning OCW Wrestler. But all the sudden someone else pops up claiming to be big time, claiming to be hollywood just like Dylan. Maybe I called the cops because he thinks he can just come down to the ring before Dylan’s first Riot match talking a bunch of noise about how he’s in movies and how he’s an actor and distracting Dylan, causing him to lose his match? No. Maybe it was the fact that at the Riot before the 6 year anniversary show he assaulted Dylan with a cellphone. See Poe was a fraud. He’s no actor, and now he gets to think about hitting such an important person as Dylan Jones while he’s rotting in a jail cell with his cell mate.

 

*Dylan begins to walk away but Jim Black reaches out and grabs Dylan’s arm. Dylan stops and stares at Jim Black and flinches at him. Jim jumps back a couple feet and breathes heavily.*

 

Dylan: Look, Dylan is done talking about Poe. He’s no longer going to speak on that matter. Dylan has moved on. He’s got a match tonight against someone named Mike O’ Malley. Go ahead.. Ask Dylan if he’s worried.

 

Jim Black: Dylan are you worried?

 

Dylan: *Looks at Jim Black with a confused look on his face.* Worried? Hell no Dylan’s not worried. Dylan doesn’t even know who O’ Malley is. So no! No he is not worried! He’s gonna go out there and beat this extra so hard his teeth will have black eyes.

 

*Dylan looks at the camera, smiles and walks out of view, leaving Jim Black awkwardly standing in the view of the camera as the camera fades.*