D.Jones

For the record that was on purpose. A "pump fake" if you will. I promise :(

Silver Screen Review Papa Greatness Returns! RD makes his grand entrance and grabs a mic and it’s back to the good ol’ days… Oh wait.. Nevermind he’s attack.. But it’s all good because he manages to fight him off and prove his greatne….. Oh wait spoke to soon again. The rest of the LOTUS goons come out and finish the job. I like that RD put them over like that and it definitely solidifies the fact that they are a force to be reckoned with. Sooooo high Jookie cuts a great promo, very funny. So much smoke in the locker room all of OCW got a contact high. Teaches Jimbo some damn manner as well. It’s about time someone did. Doesn’t seem to worried about KD so we’ll have to wait and see how that turns out. Rookie Rush Mark for Slick Johnson, one smooth motherfucker. His themes gonna be stuck in my head forever. Attires look good on most, Arnaud’s is a little plain but still fits and Sham’s tats look bad ass. Pretty good match, it’s been said before that matches with this many people get kind of cluster-fuckish but this match was still good. Shamu ate it a couple of times with a missed springboard and a missed leg drop… I had a good laugh.. A lot good things in the match kinda bummed to see a non rookie win but I’m happy for Arnaud. Good match fellas. 4.68/5 What Bax don’t know, don’t hurt em Title is irrelevant but it was the first thing to come to mind when I read that line. DJack seems to be a fucking mess, and not only that but he’s a thief and a murderer, so that’s cool… I guess that flys here in the Dub? You stay the hell away from me you murdering pirate. Fuckin’ Ragin’ K. Dangelo cuts a nice promo and he seems to be a little more prepared (and sober) for the match than Jookie is. Says he’s not gonna black rack Jookie but instead just run through him so we’ll see how that turns out. I got fiiive on it Jookie started the PPV high and started the match that way too, sneaking up on KD and jumping from the damn rafters. A lot of action going on outside before they finally get in to the ring. Pretty much back and forth in the beginning with the reversals. KD gets a quick fin about 6 minutes in, could’ve been a quick match but Jookie gets the quick kickout. KD stays with him though and a couple minutes later hits the spear again but again Jook gets the kick out. KD proved that he was just to strong for the much smaller Jook. Good match KD was obviously out to do exactly what he said and pretty much did just that. Hit the Black Rack but actually ran through him with the spear. 3.935/5 I'm gonna try and get the rest done soon. I'm fucking warn out and I got exams tomorrow so it's an early night for me.

According to pwnews.invisionfree.freewebs.com OCW wrestler Dylan Jones is set to star in the new buddy cop film "KillShot: Aim for the Scrotum" along side Will Smith. Dylan has said that he will not be missing any time in the ring.

It's all in the last name..

First 'Lution! woohoo! go me!

I was just going to say that because this picture of him looks a lot like whoopi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywEEVIr1plM

You know I'm not sure but I swear I've heard that before.... Weird huh?

I was thinking the same thing. I'm sure thats what the announcement on riot is gonna address so that should be fun to watch. As for the rest of the show, haven't gotten to finish it but so far I definitely like what I'm seeing.

Yeah that one was on me. We did the match the day it was due and I didn't take time to sit and edit it and put up something that at least showed how many tables had been broken.

Nah It wasn't two put together but I think the reason we ended up in the same corner is because when the camera view changes we lost track of which corners we used so we just kind of went with it. But regardless I'm glad you liked it.

:( what an impression I've made..... But seriously that's my bad. I didn't even realize that I didn't have the name plate on.

just uploaded the most recent version. Tags are ocwfed and 12/2

This post is no longer true.. Turned it in today. Idk if not having it is an issue but I figured i'd throw it out there.

I still have it.

The following is an un-aired interview with Dylan Jones *Scene opens up with cameras following Jim Black. Jim is seen talking to a crew member when Dylan walks past the camera. Jim turns his attention to Dylan and runs to catch up with him as the cameras follow.* Jim Black: Dylan! *Dylan continues walking, completely disregarding whose behind him.* Jim Black: Dylan! Dylan! I want to talk to you for a second! *Dylan stops in his tracks takes a deep breath and turns around.* Dylan: Jim! Jim! Jim! *Gets within a inch of Jim Black’s face.* JJJIIIIIIMMMMMMMM! *Dylan takes another deep breath and regains his composure. As Jim Black is visibly scaredyellow and confused.* Dylan: Do you see? Do you see how much you annoy Dylan Jones? *Jim and Dylan share an incredibly awkward moment as Dylan is making an urging gesture to speak.* Dylan:Well? Say what you want to say to Dylan. *Jim clears his throat and begins to speak.* Jim Black: Okay, well Dylan. At the 6 year anniversary show, during your match against Poe, you left the ring and called the Police and had them escort him out of the arena and now the fans and just about everyone in the world wants to know... Why did you do it? *Dylan stands looking past the camera with a devilish grin on his face, he rubs his beard and laughs.* Dylan: Everyone... Wants to know why... Why did Dylan do it? *Dylan turns his attention to Jim Black.* Dylan: You see Dylan did it because the moment he stepped foot in the ring he has made it his mission to drill into your thick stupid heads that he was the first and only Oscar winning OCW Wrestler. But all the sudden someone else pops up claiming to be big time, claiming to be hollywood just like Dylan. Maybe I called the cops because he thinks he can just come down to the ring before Dylan’s first Riot match talking a bunch of noise about how he’s in movies and how he’s an actor and distracting Dylan, causing him to lose his match? No. Maybe it was the fact that at the Riot before the 6 year anniversary show he assaulted Dylan with a cellphone. See Poe was a fraud. He’s no actor, and now he gets to think about hitting such an important person as Dylan Jones while he’s rotting in a jail cell with his cell mate. *Dylan begins to walk away but Jim Black reaches out and grabs Dylan’s arm. Dylan stops and stares at Jim Black and flinches at him. Jim jumps back a couple feet and breathes heavily.* Dylan: Look, Dylan is done talking about Poe. He’s no longer going to speak on that matter. Dylan has moved on. He’s got a match tonight against someone named Mike O’ Malley. Go ahead.. Ask Dylan if he’s worried. Jim Black: Dylan are you worried? Dylan: *Looks at Jim Black with a confused look on his face.* Worried? Hell no Dylan’s not worried. Dylan doesn’t even know who O’ Malley is. So no! No he is not worried! He’s gonna go out there and beat this extra so hard his teeth will have black eyes. *Dylan looks at the camera, smiles and walks out of view, leaving Jim Black awkwardly standing in the view of the camera as the camera fades.*

Lol I guess it's the quality of some stuff because I've Been white for.... Well as long as I can remember.

Sick show. Plain and simple, although I am now apparently the jobbing king according to Fausto :/ Like some others I'm definitely digging Poe's attire. And of course Parkers hype vid, even though I wasn't here for any of that. But none the less, I dig it. and Mike I cut the hair because of you and you didn't even notice :( lol

*Scene opens up at an office building in a business complex. We see a man sitting in a chair located in a cubicle. He is slumped over his desk and he looks tired and sloppy. A clean well shaven man with a little to much love for his job approaches the man at the desk.* Over excited Boss: Hey there Mr. Jones, I'm going to need that report on the third quarter sales on my desk by friday. Jones: Yeah, yeah I'll get them to ya by then. *The over excited man walks away as D. Jones puts his head in his hands.* Jones: *Mumbling to himself* Jesus Christ, I need to get out of here. *The phone rings.* Jones: Hi you've reached Dunder Mifflin Paper Company I'm Dylan Jones how may I help you? *Loud screams can be heard on the phone and D. Jones jerks the phone away from his ear until the screaming stops.* Jones: Okay ma'am don't worry. I'm going to transfer you to cus..... *The yelling gets louder and D. Jones slams the phone on the reciever and looks up to the sky.* Jones: -- Why? Why do you do this to me? 6 days a week.. 8 hou.... *The phone rings again* Jones: *Angrily* Dammit... *He picks up the phone.* Jones: WHAT?!... Oh mom shit sorry, I'm just having a bad day over here. *Talking can be heard through the headset.* Jones: What? Are you serious? OCW? They're gonna let me back? *D. Jones stands up shocked with his hands on his head and lets out a loud yell. Everyone looks up from there computers at him. He looks around embarrassingly and sits down.* Jones: Thank you! Thank you so much! *D. Jones hangs up the phone and grabs his things and starts toward the exit but is stopped by the happy boss who is holding a coffee cup and a clipboard.* Boss: Yeahhhhh... Actually on second thought I'm going to need those papers a little earlier. So if you could just sit yourself down and work on those that would be great. *D. Jones looks at his boss with his head cocked to the side with a confused look on his face as he stands their silently staring at his boss.* Boss: So yeahh... Thanks for getting that to me qui... *Before his boss can finish his sentence D. Jones slaps the coffee cup out of his hand, onto the floor and all over his boss. D. Jones looks at the cup and begins to walk away.* Boss: *wiping off the coffee* Where the hell do you think you're going?! Jones: I'm leaving. Boss: You can't leave. You're FIRED!! *D. Jones keeps walking and doesn't let his boss' words phase him.* Jones: *laughing* Alright buddy. *D. Jones kicks open the door and puts his hand up and waves good bye to his old life at the office.*

It's B.O.B And theres been a few posts about my attire so what do you guys suggest I change? But as for the show overall I liked it. I found the first RP funny I like the whole nohomo thing you got going on. It's entertaining. I like Vega's facepaint. Not at first. But for some reason as soon as the match ended I figured the big guy had it going on. Also congrats to all winners

*After match with Black Dragon.* *Camera pans over and shows Dee Jones coming through the curtain after his match. He's holding his back and limping to the locker room. He is met a friend of his, and they begin to walk down the corridor.* Friend: Hey Dee great match out there. You were close. Dee: Close? C'mon lets be reasonable. I just got my ass kicked. Friend: Chill, It wasn't that bad. *Dee stops in his tracks and looks at his friend with a look of disgust.* Dee: No you don't get it, I literally got my ass kicked. I think there was one point where he threw me down and actually kicked it. Friend: Alright, fair enough. You just need to work on some stuff. Get a little more aggressive, ya Know? *They begin walking again.* Dee: I know, I know. I just went out there scared I guess. But going out there is crazy man. None of them out there knew who I was. Friend: What do you mean? Dee: Walking out to the ring, I could hear whispers in the crowd. Friend: Whats wrong with that? Dee: No one was cheering....... I heard someone yell "Who the hell is this scrub?" Do you know how that feels? Friend: Nah, not really. Dee: Rhetorical dude, rhetorical. *Dee hangs his head and him and his friend walk away as the screen fades.*

I'll probably be gone by 5 but I'm available all of tonight if your good for tonight. And I'm installing my dazzle right now so if it works I can record.

Okay cool then can we do the match or does Regan have to give us the ok?

Damn.. Well to help you out Regan I'd say just throw the match out because tomorrow night I'm leaving to go to Canada and I won't be back till the 12th so thats not a very big window to get it done. It might be possible to get it done tonight or tomorrow afternoon but thats up to you if you're just gonna throw it out or find someone new. and yeah I know horrible timing.

Great show Prof. Xavier/Sensation lmao good stuff