Just outside Mr. Sensation’s office; Mistico is going back and forth with one of the security in front of the door.
Mistico: Oye! Sensation in there man?
Security: Nah.. listen. OCW don’t have open door policies right now. Put in something with HR.
Mistico: Aw, that’s some BS! You know Bossman’s got time for me.
Security: Calm it down Mystery Man.
Mistico: It’s El Gran Mistico!
Security: Don’t care….
Suddenly, the sounds of anger and fury can be heard approaching as Mr.Sensation’s office door swings open. Now standing in the doorframe is “Our Hero” Mr. Sensation who in aggravated fashion, stares at the OCW Security just outside his office with the masked luchador. (Which he promptly ignores.)
Sensation: What in the literal, Fluffernutter is going on here!
Security Guard: Oh, my fault, Boss…err Mr. Sensation, Mistico-
Sensation: Mistico? Don’t you mean Parca? or was it Mantis? Juan Pablo? DJ Chino? IS DJ CHINO BACK!!!! Lloyd!
Security Guy Lloyd: … Err. it’s Grand Mistico or something, he came back.
Suddenly Gran Mistico would interrupt the security guard Lloyd and Mr. Sensation.
Mistico: Mr. Sensation! I’m glad to talk to you again. y’know with all these lawsuits going around I just wanted to come to you personally and say how wrong it is these people are trying to extort you, sir!
Mr Sensation stares at Mistico with a blank look on his face, unimpressed.
Sensation: Lloyd why is this rookie talking to me?
Security Guy Lloyd: I don’t think he’s a rookie, Boss err Mr.Sensation….
Mistico: I’m a former tag team champion!
Mr. Sensation’s eyes narrow as he looks over at Lloyd (with a “you see this guy!?”) pointing at Mistico.
Mistico: The Paper Plate Champs, remember!
Mr.Sensation: Well that sounds stupid….
Mistico: IT WAS YOUR IDEA!!!! YOU LITERALLY GREENLIT IT!
Mr.Sensation: And look at you! Ya’ll became tag team champions, you are most welcome, kid!
Mistico is stunned by this response and tries to refocus, looking down at his arm where he has a cheat sheet script written in marker on his inner forearm, masked as a bad extension of his tattoos.
Mistico: Uh… Well, thanks I guess…? AHEM! Anyways, I had just wanted to get in touch with you amid all these highly frivolous impending lawsuits to make sure that TOXIC & CORRUPT individuals like our new future investment holder, John Carter don’t get in the ear of you or Tiberius Dupree to try to petition either of you into accepting any type of retaliatory booking on the show.
Mr. Sensation: What?
Mistico: What I mean to say is..
Mr.Sensation: Let me Stixx stop you a second, HUH!?
Mr.Sensation growing irritated, continues.
Mr.Sensation: RETALIATORY BOOKING? Who in the fresh green hell do you think you are, ROOKIE!?
Security Guy Lloyd: I don’t think he’s a rook……
Mr.Sensation: SHUT UP LLOYD!
Security Guy Lloyd: (Looks down) Sir!
Mr.Sensation: In my 20 Years of….
Security Guy Lloyd: 21 Years……
Mr.Sensation: LLOYD!!
Security Guy Lloyd: Sorry, sir!
Mr.Sensation: In my…. TWENTY ONE years of this great company I have never once allowed or tolerated in what you call “Retaliatory Booking”!
Security Guy Lloyd glances over at Mr.Sensation who immediately shoots a death stare at Lloyd, who quickly puts his head down.
Mistico pauses, squinting at Mr. Sensation for a moment.. then after some quick thinking, the masked wrestler attempts what can only be assumed as his own try at the JCS gaslighting special;
Mistico: WHAT!? So YOU ARE saying you allow retaliatory booking, Mr. Sensation?
Mr.Sensation: Listen kid, I said what I said however if John Carter wants to stick a support beam up your stink pipe and turn you into El Grand Popsicle and parade you down 5th Avenue! I might book that! Not because it’s retaliatory booking but because it might be damn entertaining!
El Gran Mistico who is seemingly shocked and potentially appalled, lets out a dramatic gasp and takes a step forward, like a bad scene in a telenovela as he tries to call out to the bossman of OCW.
Mistico: BUT SIR!
Mr. Sensation slams the door in front of Mistico ending their conversation prematurely.
Mistico looks at the camera, then back at the door, then back at the camera before it fades to black.