Valkyrie

Italy Vs France - Round 625284918309727

#TeamBelle

You are turning on me because your Fame buddies have an agenda against Inception and I can understand that. But there's no amount of handicap matches and punishment stipulations that would make me turn my back against H2O, Terra and the rest of my frands.

Unfortunately I did not get to write that part, otherwise you would have hit Our Hero with a Cessation, a Black Mass, an Angel's Grace (twice) and a DDP.

I am not going to put my best friend through a table.

Some quick notes, I can't possibly review everything in detail. Bray’s RP was probably the best of the night, I really liked the angle and the way he pushed forward this whole mentor/disciple angle. Bray doesn't necessarily roleplay every single show but when he does, to be fair, there's almost always a very good kayfabe reason behind it and this RP it's a perfect example of that. Jackman is freaking gold, I swear. He nails the comedy heel gimmick like no one else. As I told Belle before submitting the RP, I feel that format is the perfect balance between keeping a roleplay short and easy to digest, while at the same time pushing a storyline forward and saying something about your character. The Empress cameo at the end made her intention very clear: this rivalry it's not just about a spilled coffee. I was indirectly involved in the making of the Terra x Moore RP, so I can't really review it. All I can say is that our intention was to blur the lines between face and heel alignment, with Valkyrie showing some evil sides of her and Ashley acting someway relatable. Idk if it worked but that was our idea. I think MJF aka Maxwale has the potential of being a top heel of Riot, especially considering the lack of heels on the roster right now on the Xbox side. He is now more consistent with the role plays which is cool. His fighting style is unique and not easy to pull of effectively in a competitive environment, as I found out when playing as Alyssa. TLB is getting a bit outshined by the Uncrowned but he is right there when we talk about rookies with potential. The character is just a weird mixture of things and gimmicks, but it works, it works in a way I can't even explain. It's not even a comedy heel, he is not the last blacksmith alive either. But he is our Blacksmith. I feel like the Jehst/Capo storyline is gonna be affected by the lack of matches they actually compete on a weekly basis. Jehst wrestled once in the entire season, Capo twice. They are both amazing writers but it's not easy to keep the attention going without some in ring action. This injury angle has to cover up some sort of technical difficulties with Rudo’s PS4 if I understood correctly. I'm sure the two of you will pick up the pace once again when the time is right. I would review Blaine’s RP but I'd probably lose half of my brain cells in the process, so no thank you. Wrex proves he is capable of carrying a show, both RP wise and skill wise. He also proves why top players have to write (or at least try to) to stay in the main event scene successfully. I'm looking forward to see where this storyline goes. Tre and Cobra found a way to hype up a random low card match between two face characters. Definitely not a easy thing to do. Golden Cobra tag team when? Nvm, Tre wants the Pride title like Cort, Shep, Telos, etc. Well, Cobra you can team up with Alyssa Winters if you want, I'll give you her number. #BookCorn Cort with a very simple roleplay. He creates some hype around the matches. It's okay to do it once, after all this was an important episode and you should have been here. Uncrowned proving why they are the hottest rookies in OCW right now. A LOT of attention to details in this storyline. Every RP has something to say, despite them being long compared to the average, they still keep you hooked. That said, I think CQC are also doing a very good job at being heels. The story told is very simple yet effective. The cameo from Our Hero was a nice touch, even though I read his lines with Jays podcast voice in my head and it makes the scene involuntary hilarious sometimes. The match itself might have disappointed you, but I'm sure the love you are getting from the fed will motivate you to keep up with the great work you are doing. Drago vs H2O? I wasn't expecting this at all. At first I thought they were going to team up or it was just a random RP. Interested to see where this leads, nonetheless. Tiberius Dupree is probably my favorite OCW legend, if we are not counting Loki of course. I like how the RP kinda blurred the lines between Discord banter and actual shows, with the “inactive and uninformed” joke. I'm sure the shows will benefit from the added starpower. Sorry if I forgot someone, it's 2am and I'm about to collapse on the keyboard. Have mercy. I don't know what you are talking about. I'm loyal to H2O. You and your friends should stop writing Valkyrie x Kassidy fan fictions and focus more on your careers instead.

*Sensational ghost writer

Thank you for voting Valkyrie Top female wrestler for 12 months in a row. The "most popular female in OCW history" bit made me shiver, not gonna lie. I'm not sure I deserve it. I'm happy to see Ash getting some recognition. I'm looking forward to interacting with Belle and Empress as well as with the "old" faces.

Alyssa was Valkyrie's old friend who has been calling her on the phone since December, as it was revealed on Turmoil 220 Edit: As I said on Discord, I'm working on some sort of a review. It should be up by Friday.

The handicap match is completely unfair. They are going to need a lot more than 2 people to beat me.

English is my second language, I apologize for the grammar mistakes I will inevitably make. Also, I won't review the matches since I'm not competent enough in that aspect. Tayy and Benji open the show. Short and sweet, straight to the point. Not much to say about this promo, they were trying to sell us the match and they did. I like both attires, especially Benji's which is the perfect example of less is Moore ( Moore = more get it? aahahaha) Empress Belle RP: Starts off with a spilled coffee, it may escalate to a knife fight on top of the Empire State Building, you never know in OCW. Jokes aside, it's awesome to see new faces joining the fed and immediately picking things up as if they have been here for a while. Then again, Empress is Mugen and Belle is Quartz's alt so this doesn't suprise me. JK, looking forward to the Empress in ring debut though, for now her RP content was honestly awesome and intriguing. And I don't agree with the comments regarding the similarities with Asuka, I feel like taking inspiration from other character can help you with your content if done properly. Belle's FPR is freaking perfect for a rookie, big thanks to Ashley for the countless dms they had. I'm biased about Ashley since we've been doing things together for a while now. All I can say is that she's a great handler to work with (for now. Don't make me regret saying this). Pro tip: It's Stacy Clark, not Clarkson. No big deal though. Elsa interacting with some Hippy blabbing about Hippy things. I swear this Herbalist Valkyrie is trying to act adorable but she looks like a pig... ugh who cares anyways? Just wait until they book us against each other so I can bury you next to your beloved seeds (Sorry, this part of the review was written by Alyssa Winters) Props to Sparks for roleplaying even though he lost the match he was booked to compete in. Not many people do that, let alone a rookie. Now please be consistent. The caw looks very good. A question though: where was Hendrix? Bournistico roleplaying consistently is a good thing, definitely an improvement from last season. I feel the next step should be giving each character some sort of gimmick, which is something Mistico was doing great last season with those promo cut in Mexican. I get it that the line between handlers and CAWs is often blurred in OCW, but it takes very little effort to do that extra step especially considering all the Ws you are racking up on the sticks. Mistico could go back to that RP format while Bourne could find some sort of catchphrase to go along with it. Bray! Mentor vs student. A dms we have seen many times but now it's as real as it gets. The RP was funny because of the backstory between the handlers, they are actually sort of mentor and student (B17 is the mentor of half of Turmoil to be fair). The match was very good too, unexpected ending! Now be consistent with your RPs and make Turmoil Anime again Corn Ricketts: if we can expect the same quality you are putting in Code, then only good things can come from this alt, I'm sure. I can't really tell the alignment from this segment, he can easily work as a comedy heel or a sympathetic face. Looking forward to seeing him in action. Book our alts too! Flojo and Kassidy in the same room? Is this a cross over fanfic? Oh wait it's the other Cassidy! Counter Culture Cassidy! Happy to see Flojo roleplaying every week and I'm excited to see what she has planned for this season. Having something planned helps you both content wise and motivation wise, it makes everything easier and I'm glad you have a direction you are comfortable with. Pughfan95 is probably Quartz, am I right Cort? Damn you sure enjoy writing. Your RPs feel like wrestling 101, very accurate and "realistic" if that makes any sense. As if it's something I'm expecting to see in a standard Raw or Smackdown episode. The interaction with the fans was neat, we kinda used the same idea but that happened last week too when everybody did post match attacks. I know who to cheer for at Clash, so if that was your goal you nailed it perfectly I guess. Just try not to burn out! 2+ rps per show (and very long as well) twice a week take their toll! RP wise, I like how you seamlessly switch between serious stuff (Your story with Shepard is basically a blood feud at this point) to comedy stuff which still fits Cort Marshall in more than one way. Dragana's RP went a bit unnoticed, personally I think it was the best on the show as it tried to show a different aspect of her (and her past?). The whole "freak of nature" theme going with Blaine is simple but it has a lot of potential if done properly as you two as showing us. RP of the night if you ask me Can't say much about Jehst and Capo, quality content as usual. But! and it's a BIG but! I want to see Hollywood Money back. Please consider it once this angle is done. C Community video: Damn the voice acting was on point! Very well edited too, despite the game not giving us the tools to make proper cutscenes out of it. Invictus is for life, even tough Austin kinda killed me 6 months ago. But it was all in good fun! That's what blood brothers do... they put each other in permanent coma. RIGHT? Alyssa Winters is an experiment. I'm not sure if it's going to be long term or not. I wanted to try the dark side of roleplaying without turning Valkyrie heel (NEVER EVER). I'm enjoying it for now, mostly because she gave me the chance to work with Quartz which is something we planned to do long ago but our schedule got mixed up a little. We'll see where this goes. It's funny how the Lightheavyweight storyline is done via individual RPs rather than collabs. I bet it's fun from a handler prespective not knowing what the other is going to say and having to wait until the next show to find out. I laughed at Drago making fun of TLBS's English, since Drago's is very good but he makes mistakes on purpose because it fits his gimmick, whereas TLBS sometimes messes up without noticing (as I do) Not really a roleplay per se, but the whole world title feud is now being told via cutscenes which is fresh and definitely takes some extra effort from the handlers. Wrex is the right person to carry the torch in my opinion. Pretty sure I've covered everything, if I forgot something let me know

I dabbed so hard on Blaine the ref had to stop the match to check if she was injured. Be quiet. http://i.freegifmaker.me/1/5/4/8/0/2/154802758955343.gif

I wish I could've joined the podcast, maybe next time I can contribute if you need a third opinion. I wrote a little review, since we never had a proper thread I figured I should post it here Terra/Kat I was rooting for Terra for multiple reasons. KD isn't easy to wrestle, he's a very aggressive player (too aggressive sometimes?), Terra somehow managed to overcome the odds and got a very important win. The ending was very well edited, but at the same time our meta kinda ruined it because the VP went "a finisher wasn't hit!" instead of "Wow, Terra stole that one!" It's really nobody's fault, sometimes we should all just turn off our brains and enjoy the kayfabe more. It's nice to see some extra effort from the handlers anyway. Fury/Aerith Both had different attires/caws. Not gonna lie, I liked the previous Constance a little bit more, I really felt like she was one of the best PS4 caws in the entire roster. I'm not a huge fan of the new version, but it's just my personal preference. I don't know what to say on Aerith, the face looks better this year but I liked the season 13 attire more. The match itself was solid, a kickout always helps with the drama and it never felt like a one sided contest. Disappointed not to see Alexa, I hope she gets booked more often now since Kasstianity is probably the most over faction in OCW. Ahsley's promo Kinda biased here, but I agree with the podcast when they say the effort from Ashley should be noticed and it was noticed not just by them but by everyone else as well. Blain/Bertha This was a lot better than expected for a bunch of reason. First of all, most of the animations were on point, immovable object finally worked as intended and that alone helped a lot with the overall look of the match. I really like Blain this season, last year she was just kinda there, this year she has a gimmick that works, it's pretty over and now she even has her own merch which is always a nice touch Four way We talked a lot about the cosplays, honestly I always liked the idea from Otakru even though the point Pugh and Jake made is true. At the end of the day, this new gimmick was an attempt to allow Gooch and Bray to do something they legitimately enjoy and I can still see the cosplaying working with some adjustments and some limitations. Even though I never get the references, it's intriguing to see how they dress up every week as it shows effort and dedication. The only concern is that you should get to a point where the viewer says "That's X dressed as Y" rather than "That's someone dressed as Y" The match itself was fun, even though I was disappointed to see Ashley eliminated first. The story told was simple yet convincing. Congrats to Dragana for the win, it was possibly the hardest title defense to this day :D Main Event I agree with most of the things you said about it and I'm glad it was received positively for the most part. We originally agreed on breaking out of the cell before ending the match but the feedback I got from DN made me change my mind. I told Doc that I was going to play without planning, with the "whatever happens, happens" and "no redos" state of mind and that we were going to adjust the angle in case the cell did not break. I tried to escape twice, it didn't work and I had to go for the fin at that point. I'm pretty open minded when it comes to worked angles and scripted moments (Jake can confirm), I usually do whatever the other handler wants to. Unfortunately, breaking the cell this year, 99% of the times, requires you to waste a finisher which is something I would have done if I could've won the match off of it (Quartz mentioned the spot with Cobra, but I feel like the comparison is not completely fair because the AA through the table won you the match, me breaking the cell with Heather already red was just for the lols). Wasting a fin there basically meant either of us was going to lose the match and therefore, in my mind, it's sort of understandable, at least from a competitive stand point. That said, after the third attempt, we can now all agree stip matches are not my thing. :p

Valkyrie is on the phone with her mysterious friend. ???: So…did you really bet on Kassidy Hayes at Devil’s Night? Valkyrie: Yes, I did. ???: These Kasstians kidnapped you, brainwashed you and tried to murder you on multiple different occasions and right when your only ally, Harvey, was about to face their leader, you bet against him? Valkyrie: You are making it sound like a terrible thing when it really isn’t… I needed money, alright? Money for… for charity! Valkyrie: That’s right! For charity! ???: Last time I checked, Off-White wasn’t a nonprofit organization... Valkyrie: Hey! I’ve always been honest about what I do with my money… Valkyrie: Half of my paychecks fund that Save-the-Whales charity thingy… the other half, fund my never ending addiction to overpriced hoodies. Her friend is now giggling ???: See? You might fool those idiots in the crowd, but you will never fool me. I know you. I know you better than anyone else. Valkyrie: That’s why I love you… Valkyrie: ...as a friend, I mean. There’s an awkward pause ???: Are you friendzoning me right now? That’s rude! I was planning our honeymoon! Valkyrie: Wait my boss is calling me… I have to pick this up. I’ll talk to you later. Valkyrie picks up the call Valkyrie: Good evening, boss. Our Hero: Valk, you have to hear me out. I have some good news and some bad news. Valkyrie: Let’s start with the good news… Our Hero: Great! You always complain about not having friends and being alone and so on… right? Valkyrie: Actually I don’t. I’m good by myself. Our Hero: Wrong answer! Try again. Valkyrie: Sorry, boss. It was a slip of tongue. I mean I desperately need some new friends... or something like that… Our Hero: That’s what I want to hear! Our Hero: The good news is that I’ve found the perfect friend for you… a perfect match, 100% guaranteed. Our Hero: From this moment on you two will be living under the same roof. You will be roommates! Valkyrie sighs, as she knows already there’s going to be a catch. Valkyrie: And the bad news? Our Hero: That person is… Our Hero: … Ashley Moore. Valkyrie headbutts the wall out of frustration. Our Hero: I’m sure that’s the sound of a happy person who just made a new friend! Valkyrie: Are you kidding me, boss? I hate that bitch. Valkyrie: I swear, she is the most annoying person I’ve ever met in OCW. You can’t do this to me! Our Hero: She is homeless right now and I cannot let my talents live on the streets! Our Hero: Look at it this way: you are either going to find yourself a new tag partner and potential best friend... Our Hero: ...or you two will end up gutting each other inside of a steel cage! Either options are entertaining. I don’t care! Our Hero: Just make it work! Valkyrie does the military salute with her free hand, even though Our Hero can’t see her doing it Valkyrie: Roger that, boss!

First of all, thanks for the feedback and the time you spent reviewing my content. I've done 22 matches since I joined and I had to reshoot 3 of them. The Turmoil 200 one with Stixx because we were both rookies and it was our first PPV, we both wanted to be happy with the match since it was a special occasion. The match with Karissa was shot in the wrong arena and the one with Blain had some fpr issues. These two matches were played against members of the staff, therefore I honestly thought that if they agreed with it, it was ok to go for a reshoot. We had to do the match with Heather again because in our first try, I went for the moonsault spot and the table glitched out, Valkyrie was teleported to the other side of the ring. Since it was a PPV with commentary and editing that part out was pretty much impossible, we agreed on doing it again. The first match ended with both of us red and the reshoot was in no way an attempt to protect my character. I still have the footage in case the staff wants to watch it. I have no problems in role-playing out humiliating defeats. I have literally built a 2 months injury angle out of my Lution loss so when you say that I should explain my losses instead of trying to deceivingly cover them up, I believe I can say I do that already. Ironically enough, I did the same for our match at the Anniversary Show on the following Riot episode. I understand people in OCW have different opinions on ring ethics, FPR and reshoots. I've been here for 9 months and from my experience here, I got the impression that reshoots were more of a form of courtesy rather than something shady. I usually ask the other handler if they want to reshoot the match for quality if they are not happy with it. At least, that's what I understood when I read the handbook. I don't interact a lot on Discord (that's on me) so I understand that my intentions can come into question at times. All I can say is that I've always considered myself a very chill player and a polite person to interact with, I've never cared nor bragged about wins: the fact that I use reshoots to cover up my supposedly poor performances is, in my very humble opinion, not true. I do apologize to those who feel wronged by my actions. Believe it or not, my intentions were good. No one ever confronted me on the topic so I felt I was doing it right when clearly I wasn't.

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I'll review the show as long as you don't review my English It’s not in order but I swear I’ve reviewed everything The show opens with Doc and Everett. They are consistent with their RP which is good, they wrote something for every episode of Riot if I believe. Keep it up. I popped for the “weird flex but ok” line Doc wrote last Turmoil. Code wants a piece of B17 but is B17 aware of this? Are this two ever going to settle their score? I want to see a closure to the best storyline in the history of efeds Telos is convincing on the mic and he is very angry. He was already good at writing but now his partnership with Redacted Dillinger will benefit him for sure. Also I like the new caw's look. Braddock vs Antonio Very good FPR from Antonio. When Braddock whiffed the major he stood still and allowed him to grapple him again, some people would have just snap jabbed him. Braddock's fpr could use some work, multiple hovers and reverse hovers. A bump is a reset, you have to give space and allow your opponent to back away from you. The finish was already discussed on Discord. Bourne Vs Steele Damian changed appearance again, this time he's more heelish looking. Mistico wanders around the ringside area, he's probably bored or looking for a man with a horse head. Tyler had some potential on the sticks, but I don't think we are going to see him again. Cort flexing like no tomorrow, but it's ok, he's allowed to. Loooooong RP from Bobby. He's sad that C4 is now P4 and that his staff is clearly incompetent. Well if wrestlers don't get properly paid around here how can you expect staff members to be top of the line? Rusty figured out that if you use curse words in a language that's not English, Jae is not going to censor them. Let's give it a try: Putain = Pute = Porca Puttana Me Vs Kat That was our comp match. It just happened. I asked staff and I was told to keep the match and work an angle around it. I'm sorry if you were expecting a five star classic Crazy amount of details and effort was put in Telos/Dillinger storyline despite Dillinger being an alt. It should be noted. Doc Telos Solid match. Kinda hard to find someone to cheer for since they are both hard working rookies who constantly put effort in their RPs. FPR seemed on point to me as well. Doc wins but Telos is not affected too much in my opinion. Spider steals Drago's smartphone and changes the password, but Drago realizes it's TTT. Does this mean that all of your other accounts share this same password? Interesting The Clark Effect was missing H2O Cobra 4 minutes for the entrances and 5 minutes for the actual match. Sigh. I like Cobra’s attire, there are a lot of other video games characters you could cosplay as and getting the assets from Google should be very easy. Think about it for you next match Looks like KD and Harvey have had enough of Trash. I wonder if someone is going to join them How to understand Quartz's RPs 101: if he has blue eyes then he's Ijitu Quartz which is the evil Quartz. If he has red eyes then he's Innes Quartz who is a little bit different. Hope this helped I find these Drago Mugen interactions very funny but now I want to see P3 in action (or probably I've already seen them if I post this on Saturday) TTT making fun of the legends in hopes of a Ortiz Vs Spider match? I doubt it's going to happen though Bobby doesn't like trash and that's understandable. He doesn't like people dabbing either and that's even more understandable. I hope I'm not the only one who reads Corts RPs with Hulk Hogan's voice in my head lol Quartz Mugen Quartz was in control for most of the match, I thought he was going to win this but somehow Mugen managed to make a comeback. Very evenly matched. It boiled down to a kickout battle and Mugen won it. Ghoul Priest Francis talks about snowflakes and Kassifixions. Mmmm…. Too bad Riot is TV 14 so we can't have that happening. Cort Bobby Definitely main event worthy, entertaining to watch and a lot closer than expected. I liked the finisher/signature reversals exchange at 14.00 despite some moonwalking, it was a neat spot. Cort got really good at the game, he was in control for most of the match but then he decided to waste his hard earned resil and it cost him

I'd like to see a Patreon page as well. Hootbucks are a good idea, but apart from gambling, the only way you can earn them (for now) is by donating to Twitch, either via Bits or non-anonymous donations. I'd much rather donate directly to OCW via Patreon. We can easily adjust the store rewards to the Tier system of Patreon, for example giving the VIP status/Discord Prestige to top tier donators, the Guest GM thing to the middle tier and the third finish/signature for lower tiers (since it's one time use only) and so on. Just my two cents.

The scene opens in the OCW conference room. A small crowd of fans and journalists has gathered around the two competitors that are going to face each other at the XIV Anniversary Show: Bertha Stigglitz and Valkyrie. Once the introductions are out of the way, Stacy Clark passes the word to Valkyrie. Stacy Clark: Wrestling experts around the world are calling Bertha vs Valkyrie a mismatch. How do you feel about facing an opponent who is twice your size and has the reputation of being a Bombshell Killer? Valkyrie: It will be a mismatch, that’s for sure. I’m pretty sure half of my repertoire won’t even make a dent, while the other half of my moves will be simply impossible for me to pull off. Valkyrie: How will I be able to lock Bertha in the Angel’s Grace when her arm alone is as big as me? Same goes for my kicks and my punches: they’ll probably feel just like caresses. Valkyrie: It won't be about wrestling… it will be all about survival. I’ll have to give everything just to make it out alive. Valkyrie pauses for a moment. Her eyes linger on a couple of fans in the front row: one of them was wearing the Straight Outta Valhalla T-Shirt and the other one was rocking the newest “#DoItForValk” T-Shirt. The sight instantly puts a smile on her face. Valkyrie: But I'm going to tell Bertha the same thing I've told all those Evil Queens who thought they could get in the way of me and my Happy Ending. Valkyrie points to herself Valkyrie: This is MY Fairy Tale. Valkyrie: It doesn't matter if I weigh 89 pounds and you weigh 272 pounds, it doesn't matter if you are going to toss me around the ring like a rag doll, it doesn't matter if you are able to Gorilla Press Slam me all the way to the front row. Valkyrie: It doesn't matter if you are going to German Suplex me over and over and over until my spine breaks… none of this matter. Valkyrie: You see, Bertha. This is the hard truth about Fairy Tales. Valkyrie: It doesn't matter how desperate the situation gets: Valkyrie stands up, picks up the microphone and looks Bertha in the eyes. Valkyrie: The Princess always gets to her Happily Ever After. Bertha steps into frame right behind Valkyrie, her monstrous shadow looms over the interview area. Bertha: Have you ever heard of Brothers’ Grimm, they are my countrymen? Bertha: Some say they inspired first fairy tales, I say they tell the cold hard truth of reality. Bertha: There is no happily ever after, only broken bones, and dreams to ring in the new season. Bertha ominously walks off, as Valkyrie looks on. The crowd is now dead silent. All you can hear is the sound of Bertha’s heavy footsteps, as she leaves the room. Stacy tries to get things under control and signals Valkyrie to sit down again Stacy Clark: Are there any more questions? ???: I do have one question for Miss 89 pounds over there... Valkyrie notices the man is wearing a Kasstianity medallion around his neck ???: You spent most of Season 13 crying in a hospital bed and now you are picking up a fight against a giant who is going to rip you apart at the Anniversary Show. On top of that, last week you had the brilliant idea of turning your back on the Queen of Kasstianity herself, Alexa Hayes. ???: Suppose, by some miracle, you’ll survive Bertha without ending up on a wheelchair. You really think Heather and Alexa are going to let you get away with what you have done? ???: Maybe that is why everyone in OCW has a tag team partner… while your only friends are bandages, painkillers and doctors. Valkyrie looks down and gives a hint of a smile. She looks at her bracelet, made with Las Vegas glitter. Valkyrie: I only ever had one friend around here. We started off on the wrong foot but we sorted our issues over time. Valkyrie: I thought she was going to stand by my side until the end… but then something bad happened and she left. I'm on my own now. Valkyrie pulls out a letter from her purse Valkyrie: I got a letter from a fan. Her name is Helen. She says she gets bullied daily because of her looks by the rest of her classmates. She says she tunes in to Turmoil every week to watch my matches. She says I inspire her. She says I give her the strength to fight back when life gets rough. Valkyrie: Is Bertha going to break me in half? So be it. I’ll come back stronger. Is Heather going to snap my neck like she does to her opponents? I say bring it. Is Alexa going to choke me out with the the Dragon Slayer? I can’t wait for that. Valkyrie: But this… She shows the letter to every person in attendance Valkyrie: This is stronger than any German Suplex, than any Powerbomb, than any spooky weird tattoo. Valkyrie: I'm going to tell you, Bertha, Alexa, Heather and everyone else the same thing I've always told those who thought they could scare me because they overpowered or outnumbered me... Valkyrie: The Light shines brightest when it's surrounded by Darkness. Valkyrie is staring at the Kasstian and he is staring back at her with a sick smile on his face. Stacy: That's all for today. Thank you for your time... The journalists are now leaving the room as Stacy turns to Valkyrie Stacy: ...and good luck for your match on Sunday.

The scene opens in the same poorly lit basement where Valkyrie has been held hostage since Summercide. The room is pretty much empty, apart from a makeshift bed, a blanket and some empty tins of food. Suddenly, the door opens and Heather Angelo makes her way inside, accompanied by a couple of bodyguards. Heather: Wake up, Princess. This Fairy Tale isn’t over yet. Valkyrie looks exhausted but so does Heather Heather: You have been stuck in this rathole for what? Two months? And you still refuse to understand how Kasstianity could give you a better life. Heather: I truly cannot believe your stubbornness. We have people begging to join us, people posting pictures of them wearing our shirts on social media in hope we may notice them… and you just spit on the opportunity of your lifetime like it’s nothing. Valkyrie is massaging her temples. She doesn’t really look like she knows where she is Heather: But! Apparently today is your lucky day, because we are going to give you one last chance to impress us. Heather: There’s a Live Event coming up… a perfect opportunity for us to send a message to the entire world. Heather: Now obviously I would love to handle this myself, but I am a very busy woman, you know. And it’s time for you to make yourself useful, for once. Valkyrie: I would do anything to get out of this damn basement... Heather: That’s the spirit! Heather signals a Ghoul Priest to get close to them. He’s holding a box of some sort Heather: We have designed a special attire for you to wear. Our Leader figured it’s time for you to learn how to dress properly and we don’t want to make him mad, do we? Valkyrie: What’s wrong my classic attire? Heather: Nothing, except for all the pink, the white, the glitter and those silly unicorns. How old are you? 10? Valkyrie: Whatever. Can I go now? Valkyrie gets up, still holding her head. She looks like she hasn’t slept in 40-some hours. But as soon as she steps away from her bed, Heather quickly catches her arm and pulls her closer, so she can whisper in her ear Heather: I know that cleverness is not exactly your forte, so let me get one thing straight… Heather: Don’t try anything stupid. Heather: OCW is a small world and we greatly outnumber you. If you try one of your tricks, like leaving Alexa alone in the middle of the match, attacking her or, even worse, being the reason why you two lose the match, I will find you. Heather: What happened to you in June is nothing compared to what I’m going to do to you if you try to mess with us again. And trust me, you won’t be able to just put a knee brace on and walk it off this time. Heather: Understood? Valkyrie is staring off, she looks completely spaced out Heather: Have you been listening to what I’ve said? Valkyrie: Convert or perish, right? Heather: Indeed. The scene ends with Valkyrie being escorted out of the room by two Ghoul Priests, as Heather looks on.

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The scene opens in a poorly lit basement. Valkyrie is tied to a chair, with both her wrists and ankles firmly bound by some rope work. A couple of creepy looking weirdos in Ghoul Masks can be seen in the background, staring aimlessly at her without saying anything. Meanwhile, Heather Angelo is pacing back and forth in front of her, while reading the Kasstianity Bible Heather: On the first day, Kassidy created the Earth Heather: On the second day, he jobbed out H2O Heather: On the third day, he invented KHSADA Heather: On the fourth day, he won his first game of PUBG Heather: On the fifth day he created TTT... Valkyrie: Enough with this bs, Heather! Untie me now or I swear, I'll rip your head off! Heather sighs, visibly annoyed. She then closes the Kasstianity Bible Heather: Why are you so angry, Sarah? We are not keeping you hostage. You are free… free to embrace Kassidy as your new God. Valkyrie: First off, only Cheryl can call me by my real name. I'm not Sarah to you. Valkyrie: Second, you Kasstians should really work on your brainwashing techniques. I mean take a look at AC Cobra: you abducted him and now he thinks he's a cow and that he can beat H2O! Slight pause…. At that very moment an awkward stare down between Valkyrie and Heather takes place. It’s so quiet in the basement you can hear water dripping somewhere in the background. Heather: Anyways, we do have plenty of time to improve. It's not like you are going anywhere: nobody is coming to save you. Valkyrie: Someone will. B17…or maybe H2O himself. They won't leave me here, not after everything I've done for them. Heather: You are delusional. Besides, after your amazing performance at Rumblegrounds, everyone thinks you are still alive and well! Valkyrie: What do you mean? I wasn't there. I've been locked inside this basement for almost a month. The door behind them suddenly opens. A girl in her early twenties enters the scene: she looks exactly like Valkyrie, same facial features, hairstyle and height. She takes a few steps inside the room and then stops, without saying anything Heather: Let me introduce to you 3V1L V4LKYR13, the ultimate android! Heather: She is your exact clone, except with actual ring skills. No one can tell the difference. And definitely no one did at Rumblegrounds. The only problem is that she is not programmed with actual voice morphing software, but apart from that, it's an amazing piece of technology. Valkyrie: Are you kidding me? An android replaced me in the battle royal? Heather: We don't want your fans to worry about your safety… We are just doing it for them, you know. Valkyrie: You better hope I never get out of this basement ‘cause if I do, I'll destroy that… that thing over there and make you eat all of its parts. Heather: Yeah, yeah. Now do you want me to tell you the story of how Kassidy invented the Moon and the Stars? Valkyrie: I already listened to that story four times! It's complete bs. He didn't invent the Stars, he's not a God and he's not even a real vampire hunter. Valkyrie keeps struggling but the rope is still too tight for her to break free Valkyrie: Let me go! Heather: Now darling...who sounds delusional? Heather opens the Kasstianity Bible once again Heather: It all started when… Valkyrie: Goddamnit... As Heather resumes her narration, the camera fades to black

DAY 0 We are inside Valkyrie’s apartment. She is pacing back and forth, while talking on the phone with someone via Facetime. http://i67.tinypic.com/33xhrwp.jpg ???: You look awful. Are you having trouble sleeping? Valkyrie: Nah… don't worry. ???: It's this Kasstianity cult, isn't it? It's keeping you awake at night, I bet. Valkyrie: Ye… Uhm, no, or course not. ???: You are a terrible liar. Valkyrie: It's disturbing, alright. Take a look at OCW’s YouTube channel: every video with Kassidy Hayes in it always gets the most views. Valkyrie: People are worshiping him. Quite literally, like he's a god or something. And Heather Angelo, the one I'm going to face at Summercide, she is one of his followers. ???: Speaking of Summercide, Aerith said at the press conference that, even though you completely murdered her on Riot 511, she is still the rightful #1 contender for some unknown reason, while you are not because of your “attitude”. Valkyrie: What? ???: Yes, I know. It doesn’t make any sense. It’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard. Valkyrie: That’s one way of saying “I have a lifetime supply of championship opportunities simply because my fatass walking meme of a husband happens to be a Hall of Famer, while you never had and never will have one because you are on your own in OCW” Valkyrie: Ops sorry, I almost turned heel again! ???: What?! Valkyrie: Uhm I mean I turned my heel and I almost slipped… these Gucci flip flops, I swear… ???: What about the Heather Angelo diss track? Valkyrie: Still working on it. I could really use a ghostwriter, though. ???: Well, the world is full of rappers. You’ll find someone who can help you. Valkyrie: That's true! I'll make some phone calls tomorrow and see if I can find one. DAY 1 Valkyrie makes those phone calls http://i66.tinypic.com/2emphdd.jpg ???: What's up? Valkyrie: Hello 6ix9ine. I'm writing a diss track on Heather Angelo and I could use your help. Tekashi 6ix9ine: How did you get my number? Valkyrie: It doesn't matter. Will you help me or not? Tekashi 6ix9ine: Oh yeah sure. How long will the diss track be? Valkyrie: 4 to 5 minutes… basically just how long Aerith lasts when she is booked against me Tekashi 6ix9ine: Got it! Meet me at my studio tomorrow Valkyrie (with Spodermen’s voice) : K. Valkyrie dials the next number http://i66.tinypic.com/1zy92lg.jpg ???: Hello Valkyrie: Yo Gucci is that you? Gucci Mane: Yep, it's me. What's up Valk? Valkyrie: Look I'm about to drop the best diss track ever but I need some dope ass rhymes… Gucci Mane: Say no more. I'll help you. We are going to kill this track... Valkyrie: Yeah just like I killed Aerith on Riot 511 Valkyrie dials the last number on her list http://i63.tinypic.com/2znz800.jpg ???: What's up? Valkyrie: Lil Xan! Lil Xan: Hello there Valk. How can I help you? Valkyrie: Listen, I'm about to release the best song in the history of music and obviously I'm going to need you to help me with the lyrics… Lil Xan: You mean the Heather Angelo diss track? Valkyrie: Yep Lil Xan: Hell yeah we are going to sell 98472648492745 billions of copies Valkyrie: That's the plan. Meet us at 6ix9ine’s studio tomorrow Lil Xan (with Spodermen's voice) : k. DAY 2 The scene opens in 6ix9ine’s personal recording studio Valkyrie: Ok guys I think we nailed it… Tekashi 6ix9ine: Are you ready to record it? Valkyrie: Yeah! Let's do it! Lil Xan: Everyone, get ready They all turn on their headphones, as Valkyrie approaches the microphone... I know people get religious when they start bleeding They say "Kass, please help me!" 'cause their ass is leaking When you mess with a Valkyrie, you know it's killing season Cleansing the world from Kasstianity, that's a good enough reason Heather calls herself the Harbinger of Death, But she looks like a skank who’s about to OD on meth You think Kasstianity will save you But all they did was enslave you Now, I know Kass is your new daddy You two like to play with 'cuffs and chains But there's something you are both missing And that's a pair of brains I got my back against the wind, I'm down to ride till the sun burn out If I die on Sunday, I'm happy how my career turned out See, every beef I have been in, I was by myself Handicap match against ShowBlitz, by myself Against an entire religious cult, still by myself I am the One Bubba Army, bitch, I never asked for help Go ahead, convert all the chumps who live in your 'hood But getting hit with the Angel's Grace won't do you no good At Summercide I'll show you the definition of pain If you survive, your bones will still freaking hurt when it rains I paint this track so perfect, call me Michelangelo I lyrically murdered a bitch, her name was Heather Angelo Everyone applauds as soon as Valkyrie is done recording. Gucci Mane: That was lit! Valkyrie: I agree, but wasn't it a little bit too..."aggressive"? 6ix9ine: That's how diss tracks work, baby. The can be lethal weapons if you know how to do them properly! Valkyrie: Well, at least I can say I had three of the best rappers alive here to help me ghostwriting. I can't wait to see how people will react to it DAY 3 Lil Xan: Yo Valk, wake up! Valkyrie was sleeping on the couch of the recording studio, when Lil Xan woke her up with a light pat on her shoulder Lil Xan: It's time to see how many views our diss track got overnight Valkyrie: Let's see… Lil Xan: It says 73515385928163859271636492836615363884997716362661537499177263710940736622 billions of views! Valkyrie: Woah! That's a lot of views! Lil Xan: Well, it is the best song ever so it's kinda understandable Valkyrie nods Valkyrie: It really is. I don't know how to thank you. We did it again! Lil Xan and Valkyrie dab together as the scene fades to black