The camera opens on a brightly lit room with posters of famous wrestlers on the walls. A young woman with a mischievous grin and colorful wrestling gear steps into frame, waving enthusiastically at the camera. Her blonde hair is styled in a punk rock updo, and her outfit screams "Joshi Attitude".
Megan Suzuki: Hey, Riot Squad! It’s your girl, Megan Suzuki, coming at you with something super exciting today. That’s right, I’m officially debuting on OCW Riot, and I can't wait to share this journey with you all!
Megan does a playful spin, showing off her outfit and striking a fierce pose.
Megan Suzuki: So, here’s the scoop. My very first match is against none other than the so-called queen of the ring, Bobbi Baddi. Or as I like to call her, Barbie Baddi. I mean, have you seen her? More plastic than a toy store aisle.
The camera cuts to a montage of Bobbi Baddi posing in her glittery outfits, flipping her perfectly styled hair, and applying lip gloss.
Megan Suzuki: Look at her, prancing around like she’s on some beauty pageant. But here’s the thing, Bobbi, the ring isn’t a runway. It's about skill, heart, and a whole lot of badassery, and trust me, I've got that in spades. Punk rock Joshi style, baby!
Megan flips her blonde hair back and makes a rocker hand gesture.
Megan Suzuki: So, Bobbi, you better be ready. Because when that bell rings, it’s game over for your plastic parade. The Poisined Papillions my hardworking fans and I are coming for you, and we’re bringing the realness. Let's see how that pretty face holds up when it’s smashed into the mat.
Megan switches to speaking Japanese with fierce determination.
Megan Suzuki: バービー、あなたの時間は終わりだ!リングでは実力が全て、そして私はその実力を持っている!(Barbie, your time is up! In the ring, it’s all about skill, and I’ve got that skill!)
Megan flashes a confident grin at the camera.
Megan Suzuki: OCW Riot, I'm here to make history. Let's do this!
The camera fades out with the sounds of Megan’s energetic warm-ups and the excitement of the upcoming match in the air.