Brad Bauer

You suck neanderthal....

the first PPV card since last August that I haven't been booked. : (

The Bold/Martin match was fine. Smythe, I see what you are getting at in the report this week. Just come out and say it and quit beating around the bush. You clearly have a problem with me as of late. Address it and get it off of your fucking chest already. You are narcissistic beyond even Bold's standards. Martin and I did a private chat, because I can't stand to listen to Bold talk shit as he cheeses up the ring. It creates frustration for whomever he faces and we don't need that. Not to mention the fact that Its better to not further stir the pot with words that I might have had for him. Shit talking during a match leads to cheese. Martin did not play cheesy as you so put it. Bold set the tone for this match, Martin did what he could to survive and Bold only skirts towards the end of the match. There were a shit ton of reversals, and "YOU" didn't like that? That's fucking stupid, because you mark out over Kage/Nate having a ton of reversals. Hating on the match because I was at ringside or because i am working with Martin is ridiculous. Martin played a fine match. Bold wasn't god awful. As far as me interfering, it doesn't work as Martin and I are faces. And Bold, before I decided to block you, we did reach an agreement where you ARE to defend the N.A. title at Damnation against Martin. If you weren't such a fucking douchebag to work with, a storyline would have followed suit in this episode of Riot. But since we can't agree on anything suitable to do with it, because you enjoy being difficult, and enjoy putting yourself over above all else, we were unable to come to terms for the proper storyline. And finally, Smythe, I did not want to interfere in the match as I have YOU scruitinizing everything I do in a ring at the moment, so I opted against it.

I'm doing onto others as done onto me, it is a lesson that most of us have already learned. Akeem and I are fine currently. He said what he wanted to say and I did as well. If he chooses to step it up, then we step it up. More than likely, all is well. And "Dad, I learned it by watching you"

No shoots Steve, that wouldn't be necessary. Akeem is no Steve Jones and will not require that much effort to do what can be done. Of course, I hold no power to do anything major. But I know what is important to Akeem here in OCW and I can in fact do something about that. No shoot necessary.

Clearly Akeem, since you are so outspoken about how I haven't helped you, Don't IM me anymore for assistance. I'm not claiming I've done so much for any one person. But I am a great judge of talent, and I HAVE been instrumental in getting some of you guys some attention. many of the new guys DO NOT require alot of my help. Just a good start, and after that, they run with it. If you do not want my help, do not ask for it. Nobody will argue the point, that ambition is becoming great. And I have had my hands in the behind the scenes enough to feel like we're (the new guys and myself) accomplishing what we've set out to do. Akeem, you don't need as much help as some of the other guys, and I've mentioned that to you, more than once. If you want to sass me, you're barking up the wrong tree. Do not mistake this recent shitstorm being served to me as an opening for you to get yourself over at my expense. Something everybody will agree on here, NOBODY gets over on anybody in OCW by doing that. And just because FPR is up my ass on ONE match, I am still a respected member of this community. I can and will bury you if you decide to take it there with me. Some things are just better left unsaid.

Smythe, you're a fucking moron...there is nothing further I an say about that. Nate I appreciate the time you took to review the match. Clearly your account of things was not as POOR as what Smythe made it out to be. Further, the ladder set up in the corner is the SAME as the strike button. I double tapped it while running to the corner to avoid sliding back outside the ring with it. When Poe got up a strike animation occurred. It never touched him, no harm done. One of Poe's strikes that MISSED me did come after he was stomping me. This happens in all of our matches, but Jackasses like Deano and Smythe don't comment on it because it doesn't suit them. Since we have SOOOOOOooooo many rules that are NOT clearly defined in the FPR section, that needs to be updated. Using foot choke to disarm a finisher is fine ethicially. Its no different than somebody chaining together three quick grapples to do the same thing. Smythe, DO not ever question my climb or decent up any ladder. That is not your distinction to make. Give me your little strike that you're so fucking anxious to give.. Hey, how about you retest me for FPR? Better yet, why don't we have you Record the 10 hours of do's and don'ts that are suddenly around. THAT MATCH WAS NOT BAD...with exception to two or three spots that were still, not POOR or a disgrace as you have made them out to be. I'm pretty fucking livid. I'm livid to the point where I actually just want to fucking leave. And Deano, its obvious why you are taking shots at me. You don't need to do that in order to reach the top of the mountain. But if you insist upon being an asshole, you've gotten my attention.

back it up with factual basis....until then, shut your fucking hole. Soon enough you will not be a champion...and you'll drop back down meaningless.

4:24 : Brad fails to reset after Poe exits the ring Reset after he exits the ring? Are we creating rules now that we are on the FPR Team Smythe? If you create a rule, fucking post it. There is nothing bad about this ethically nor is it against FPR. He slid out of the ring, and I punched him. There was no tyler, there was no knock down or get up. He slid right out to me. He ended up reversing my attack 3 seconds later. This is you looking for things that are not there. 5:21 : Poe fails to reset after Brad gets into ring This was an accident. He apologized in game. He was mashing buttons to get up. Stop picking on accidents you asshole. Unless you had a mic plugged into that game, you did not hear the conversation. Accidents happen, it was one strike. 11:47: Poe reverse hover Agreed, no biggie on my account here. I have no complaints about it. 13:56: Bauer attempted hover with ladder Actually no, I was trying to set the ladder up in the corner...I failed :( I hit the button twice. Cut the witch hunt already... 14:09: Bauer failure to reset after entering ring If you want to get picky yes...clearly he reversed it, what's the issue? 15:05: Bauer weapon attack during pain animation Strikes are permitted during pain animation. Further, you didn't have a problem with Bold STRONG GRAPPLING ME THREE TIMES during our DM for the DM Tag Titles last night. But you have a problem with a weapon strike? 16:27: Poe failure to reset after Brad exits the ring I saw him running at me, and I started to swing the chair. I don't see the problem, I had time to reverse this, and just didn't. 18:35: Poe attempted hover NO...this happens Smythe when you are ground striking and tapping your buttons. Sometimes your opponent gets up and you are still hitting the button. CUT THE FUCKING SHIT ALREADY WITH YOUR WITCH HUNT. 18:55: Failure to reset after Bauer leaves the ring BOTH Reactionary on both parts. Notice I ran back to reset immediately after the Tyler. Again, you are just picking this match apart. 20:18: Poe reverse hover He reacted as I slid into the ring. This is not a TRUE reverse Hover as it wasn't a knockdown get up. There has to be some leeway with our definition of a reverse hover. 21:23: Poe weapon attack while Brad is in pain animation He swang before he realized I was going into the pain animation. Not a big deal. Did not cause any issue in my damage or outcome of the match. 21:47: Bauer failure to reset after leaving the ring HE MISSED A RUNNING GRAPPLE AS I WAS EXITING THE RING. My attack was perfectly legal, and ethically sound. HE MISSED A FUCKING RUNNING GRAPPLE. Jesus, are you blind? 21:26: Bauer reverse hover I was on the ground at 21:26 until nearly 21:33 and when I got up, Poe was clear on the other side of the ring...what fucking match were you watching? 22:08: Bauer failure to reset after a tyler NO, he clearly missed his grapple, punch was thrown at the same time. THIS WAS NOT A TYLER. 22.20: Bauer attack after pick up Ummm...I can't even articulate this. You are just an idiot. I threw him back into the ring. I didn't ATTACK him. I put him back into the ring. 22:42: Bauer reverse hover Again, what FUCKING match are you watching. I REVERSED HIS GROUND GRAPPLE AND STOOD BACK UP. Are you telling me you cannot attack after reversing a ground grapple? After checking all of Smythe's critique, I am moving to have him replaced on the FPR team by somebody who will actually be accurate, instead of searching out a reason to flex his FPR muscles. Kage, Do not ever IM me again with this bullshit before you watch a match. You clearly hadn't even watched the match before admonishing me. Its my understanding despite what you've posted, you STILL have not watched that match. I am saying this to you publicly because it needs to be said. You are looked at as the person in charge of FPR. Do not hand out lectures unless you have reviewed the evidence yourself. Nothing that occured in this match is strike worthy for either myself or Poe. If you want to start basing FPR decisions on what Smythe, Deano, or Bold has to say, I think we need to evaluate your "trial by fire" execution of FPR decisions. Deano, you need not even comment. You are a band wagon critic. Bold, Do not ever address me again. Consider yourself blocked. And FINALLY, Smythe, you self indulging ego driven canadian...the reaon Ambition is doing so well with all of these New Rookies, is because I have been working with them. I'm doing a goddamn good job with that too. Do not address me like you are my senior. You seem to forget who YOU are addressing. While you aren't the snake skin wearing loud mouth neanderthal you once were, you are NOT by definition the "IT" guy around here. Stop flexing your muscles as if you were.

BOLD, you make me fucking sick, you are so fucking cheesy in all of your DM's and you dare even open your fucking mouth. Lets watch EVERY match and pick them apart with Time entries Smythe, you fucking hypocrit. You are such the fucking suck up since joining FPR. You and Kage need to go and grab a room.

LOL, you guys are cracking me up.

I'm going to comment here, as Ambition is actually stemming out to look strong enough to be its own brand this week. Everybody on the show did a great job. Some of you aren't getting over just yet because you are lacking a few more shows. I called Kip Conrad and Colt Starr as mega blue chippers from day one. You guys listen and have adapted to the culture that we try to achieve here at OCWFED.net. I believe you two could be the next Nate Ortiz/Nick Kage if you continue on doing as well as you are both doing. I really like the next generation of superstars that are coming out. Not many of us survived from 07...so its important to continue building new talent. I will continue to work with you guys as long as you want my help. Some of you still need it. I really liked Akeem's debut. Dangelo, we need to get you Rp'ing, I have some great solutions for that. Please get with me. If you want to break out, you're going to have to RP. I am really happy with the "VirJin" character who will be getting more on air time in the coming weeks. watch out for that people...it will be entertaining. Trance brothers have some potential. John needs an entrance music makeover! LAFF- Great job rooks, keep up the work. Big Joe D, liking the look and size of your caw. I want to see you working more shows.

FYI, my harddrive crashed for good. I had to buy a new one today. Working off on getting a NEW OS disk from HP. I may be out of commission for a day or two.

hopefully he's not referring to the penis pump part....

Smythe is arguably one of the most fun on the roster to play against. Same with Amart and Kaang. Bold, we somewhat enjoy playing against you, but I don't feel satisfied even when I make you job. Two or three times last night as a matter of fact... I told you last night what you needed to do.

people forget that we are simulating a television event, which is meant to entertain. Alot of your are purists who want to see exactly how things go down. I've got news for the lot of you. More stuff is scripted than alot of you think. Sometimes things are scripted and passed off as actual matches because its for the good of the show. The finish on the Mace/Aries match was clever, fitting, and capped off a great match. Who cares if the last 10 seconds was edited. that finish would have never happened in the original match. I like the fact that they are being creative and with Aries putting over Mace's boot like that goes a long way in my book. You got the same outcome that you would have had you seen the original ending. You guys have to think about the time and energy it takes to put spots like that together and to edit them in to fit. Majin does it all of the time and is heavily praised for it. This edit job was just as entertaining as the stuff Majin does. Lets face facts, this was a hardcore title match, it wasn't a technical battle till the end.

To Smythe's defense here, he lets me have it quite often, but he keeps it real. And while Kaang isn't winning very much, he's just in a slump. I stood ringside for that match against AMART. If Martin hadn't blocked 3 finishers, Kaang had that match in the bag. I agree that Smythe writing a critical review is a good thing. People need to know where they stand sometimes. And while Smythe isn't the dolly lama of pro wrestling, he is from Canada, which makes him more qualified than any of us on the subject manner. Further, he's not the toolbag jobber that he once was. I can sit here and say how great some of us are because we were never really jobbers, but Smythe has come farther than most of us despite his rocky start. So if he takes a jab at you in the Wonder Report, don't take it to heart, but consider what he's saying, because there is probaby some accuracy there.

bold is an idiot. He's just mad because he jobbed to the Headliner in a dark match last night.

I'm quickly selling all of my stock in Adrian Bold. Unload your shares before news of that god awful clown gimmick hits Wal Street.

You are a quick critic Deano Horse...

Well then Poe, are we going to empty your bank account with a friendly wager then? My 100k to whatever you have in your bank account...don't care if it's 3k...

Hey bud, There's a long line of guys in both OCW and CCW that have felt the Headliner, including yourself. I have some pretty big wins. I had two title shots that I did not win. I'll bet 100k out of my account that if we went one on one again, I'll beat you again....and then again...and then again. The only two losses that I am embarassed over would be Luther Kriest and Heaton, who I had beat mind you, but due to his crying, I let him up.

hey jobbers, stick to show discussion or I will kill you.

watching Versus/Smythe made me think I was watching an OLD episode of AWA or something. I didn't get the Viking helmets at first...the concept went right over my tiny head.

Akeem's moveset is fine.