Big Joe D

I once asked this Ministry to throw down, i guess he couldnt see me because of the mask

Someone fight the Big Guy

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So what is the new rule now? You can only get fucked with by people of your choosing? I did this to get on the show cause I wasnt booked. Deal with it. Seems you took my magnifying glass and put in your anal ass? JC people. Lighten up. Are we back in high school. "Dont listen to him guys, hes not part of our chess club just ignore him" And for the record. Arent you being watched? for your FPR? Hence my RP......

Word

I'll beat a dead horse. I'll never forget the time you ran kicking and screaming to a GM about losing your debut Infamous match vs Big Joe D and his partner. We did a 20-30 minute tag team match. Everyone was bleeding, eveyone pulled off a cool move somewhere, was alot of outside the ring action. Barbarian did nothing but kick out of grapple attempts the whole fucking match. Me and my partner let it slide. Yet at the end of the match. Where it was chaos and everyone was going for the pins. You guys ended up losing. Yea, I slipped and did a kick out on a grapple for a finisher. But you couldnt let it slide. Instead of just posting the match, taking the loss. And perhaps having a rematch or something cool. You made everyone redo the match until you got the result you wanted. A Win. The match that was posted was a boring POS. I just said fuck it and let you guys kick our ass in less than 8 mins because you drained our OCW souls with your dumbshit. I have yet to recover, lol. In short. Getting a stupid fucking Win, meant more to you than posting a fun show to watch.

Big Joe D's promo begins to roll on the screen. He is seen in the all so famous pose, as a few words pass. Joe: Next week on Ambition, I am gonna show the world... that I am no flu... Suddenly the promo is interupted, the screen glitches and another figure pops on the screen.... Why... Its Mr Anal! A large figure appears who looks... very much like Big Joe, only he has a pair of glasses on and some emo like hair and a t-shirt on that has Tony the Tiger on it. Anal: No No No. This is way unacceptable. The lighting is not up to FPRP OCW standards, and the tone in your voice isnt what I expect to see on OCW... This guy needs to work on his delivery. What You think? The screen goes back to Joes promo. Not missing a beat. Big Joe: That I am no Fluke. Next time I get my feet in the ring, I am going piledrive my way to victory.... Again the promo is interrupted. Again... Mr. Anal. Mr. Anal: Yes Yes... about those piledrivers. Ive been wrestling for almost 3 months now. And I just dont like to see piledrivers done so early in macthes. Me and my little group here have decided that we are the only ones who know how to put on a good show. ::laughs with a faggot like grin:: Piledrivers... Ohhh Jeeezzee.. The crowd Laughs Joe: I thought OCW was about entertainment. Instead, everyone is obsessed with getting thier name in the lights. I mean every week. Its Mr Ego vs Mr Anal part 5. And..... then hey throw the 2 rookies together, and then give them Hell because they aren't awesome like us? Joe: Guess what? Your shit stinks too. I'm positive. Mr Anal! Anal: OMG! did he just say the S word? Jay sin. Oh Jay soooon. We dont have to put up with this.... Give me that script! This wasnt in the program! Uh... Uh... Hes Mr. Positive... he cant say that.. Uh Uh... The crowd loses it

Punching in grapples is an easy fix. Dont do it. But This game is nothing but a GD reverse competition. I figured punching in grapples would make it look like a wrestling match. And I never do strong grapples, because you cant. Alot of this is because I suck. But....Fuck man, even I can reverse a strong grapple. I dunno. Just glad to have a posted match. Rock.

I give you permission, to shut your Pie Hole. "Do you know the difference between Dawonder and God?" ::smirks:: "God doesnt claim he is a wrestler"

I was really stoked about getting back on the show, win or lose. We did this match Maybe 2-3 hrs after it was posted. I figured all was good as he said he could record. We did it up. Maybe he had no clue what I meant about recording? LOL.

That Big Joe D match was out of sight! Last time I take for granted a "yeah I can record" message. Not sure what happened. But for Now.. it gets a WTF?

FPR is a Myth

WoW has principle? I thought its was just Farming PvP Honor Points because Aliiance cant win any BG except AV. Least thats what I heard...?

If someone is a no show or cant make it I can be a filler, somewhere

Does Anyone Smile Around Here? ::sighs:: What's everyone so ticked off about? All I see are guys running around here....With the stank eyes, looking angry at one another. Or painting their faces with some ying yang wang happy demon BS, and pissed off at the world. I just don't understand it. Is OCW life that bad? Jim: Big Joe. Where have you been?! We've missed your positive message! And so have the fans! Well Jim, you see. I am human, just like everyone else. And when I saw that "Big Joe D" didnt even make the list of the top 50 of 2007. My motivation took a bit of a punch to the groin. I mean... Eddie Allen!? makes it.. Soul Blows... frikin.....Kazticho Otukiz or some shi.. ::closes eyes:: Serentiy Now! :calms self:: Wether my impact in 2008 makes headlines or not. One thing is for certain Jim. Jim: Whats that Big Guy! It will be a positive one. Jim: What Will... My Impact?! Jim.. what the ::Grabs the mic and starts arguing with Jim as the camera fades, You faintly here Jim and Joe back n forth:: You blew the hold punch line... I I didnt know what...what were you thinking! ::As the crowd laughs a bit::

::The Camera now pads to Big Joe D, who is watch the promo on a TV:: See Kids. This is what not to do. We all have a thing or 2 to learn from BAR Barian. ::laughs:: Oh My God get it... Bars....Bar Barian? ::looks around:: Ok that was kinda lame... Did anyone hear me? Hey Hey Get that camera outta here!

Xerox

::a bunch of families are in a line with thier children, and the christmas spirit is in the air, the camera pans slowly down as the voice of Jim is in the back ground:: Welcome to OCW folks it seems we have a very VERY special guest with us today... who could it be kids?! Kids: Santa! ::The camera now shines on Santa, with a little girl sitting on his lap:: Joe: Ho HO HOOoo! What do you want for x-mas little one? Girl: I want a new bicycle! Joe: A new bicycle?! Ho Ho Hooo! Do you know how to ride? Girl: Yea! Joe: Have you been watching OCW wrestling, and are you a fan of Adrian Bold?! Girl: Nooooo. He stinky! Joe: Oh you have been very good... Santa will make you wish come true! Run along now.... Girl: Yaaayyyy! ::yet another wishful youth comes to Santa lap:: Joe: Hello young Man... what can Santa do for you today? Boy: My Dad drinks to much, can you make him stop? Joe: Ohh little one. Santa can only hope to bring joy, would this bring you joy? Boy: Yes. Joe: Tell him to tune into OCW and watch Double A and Bauer, maybe he will see the light. And look at himself and say "Man I really am a Jackass" Boy: Whats a Jack-Ass Santa? Joe: Well you see... You have Smythe, and Barbarian, Ov Terror and Poison oh and and... Boys Mother: Thank you Santa! ::with a crooked eye:: ::throws the boy a Big Joe D t-shirt:: Merry Christmas!! Hey Santa... This is supposed to be about Christmas... I Never knew Santa was such an OCW fan. This is exciting. Joe: Hoo Hooo Hoooo. Dont you know... With all this greed and whining in the world, OCW needs its spirit raised as well. Boy: Santa! ::A young man with a Soul Glo and Defecto T shirt on goes to his lap:: Joe: Hoo Hoo I know what you need little one. ::hands the kid a pack of toilet paper:: Next Next please please... Santa has many wishes to grant. ::Jim seeing how things are going to go from here hops onto the camera:: Well folks, us here at OCW wish all a Merry Christmas and dont forget (OCW)VS Smackdown 08' for XBOX360 is available in stores now! ::a boy with a Dogs of War shirt and plastic gun walks by in the background waving to the camera:: ::moments later:: Joe: You cant have that... You'll shoot your eye out kid. ::Jim lowers his head::

After reading this headline one song came to mine. "Shine.. Hey Hero time.. Hey...time to shine." Rollins would not agree however. But hey it was cool and progress not perfection Stay Positive!

Far as not having to money to buy it. Dont buy a sack of weed for a week, and there you go. New Game.

I think he'll make a quick recovery as well. Im glad I helped boost his self-esteem

All this Majin talk? And no one has anything to say about the beat down Big Joe D gave him? W T F And Double A... Holy shit I cant stop laughing about that sig, wipeout. thats funny as hell

Insane? Or Destiny? This... is Cambells coach. http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h117/shungoosby/CoachJoeGibbs_001.jpg

HTF is Joey Harrington? And Fuck a Tom Brady. This little silver spoon fuck off, got a ring handed to him. That was Drew Bledsoes ring. He did all the work. Tuna did all the work. Put brady on a team like... Chicago or Minnesota. That bitch is another nameless POS. Oh. Jason Cambell bitches.

This was the match of the year and you know it.