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Big Joe D

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  1. Glad it isnt just me.
  2. So much to watch and read but I had to check out the Ending. Sue me. And for everyone here... Dont Talk Watch. They still have your fucking money! Damn that was badass lol.
  3. That was my Bad. And thanks for pointing it out...how nice....
  4. Halo 3? Shit. Is that the game where you run around and shoot each other with different types of guns? Bad Ass! And... so original too! ......
  5. It me or Parker Stevens intro music sound like some Double Dragon NES shit. LOL. First match was a WTF. But cool. Catch the rest later
  6. The Biggest man in OCW is hanging out in a local grocery store. As he is walking past the frozen food section. He sees a a bunch of microwave burritos and enchiladas and the like. His stomach turns at the thought of eating such junk. He immediately thinks of Defecto and laughs. Can he even read this? ::Outloud to himself:: His mind is at a loss. He keeps getting defeated by Ex-Division stars and his confidence is at an all time low. The cheap shots by Guy Fausto didnt help ethier. Man.. I need to get out of this funk. I need to look at the positives! Im back in the greatest federation in the land, Im getting booked almost every week. Ratings are at an all time high. Onlookers walk past with caution and Big Joe has a one on one with the flour rolls and beans. He picks his head up to see a very attractive woman looking him over with a smile on her face, as she quickly looks back to her package of hotdogs. They are the cheese filled skinny kind. Big Joe yells... STOP! The woman is quite startled and drops the pack of dogs. Im sorry. I didnt want you wasting your money on such garbage. These are a much better purchase. He hands her a pack of Big Franks, that plump when they cook. As the OCW logo is hard to miss. Bigger is.....always better! ::with a seductive look into her eyes:: The woman does an overacted giggle and batting of the eyes at Big Joe, as he turns around to face the camera, with a big Thumbs up. http://www.ocwfed.net/recapshow/asy/2007-01-29/sara.JPG And.... CUT! Ok folks thats a rap great job everyone.. ::the director boasts and asks his camera man:: You did see him talking to burritos right?
  7. Like everyone else Im busy as shit. So doing One Show a week is good for me, plus im Jobber the Hut. But it isnt about me. Its about the RP and the shows. To me, if theres 4-5 shows going on. 70% of that shit isnt going to get read and alot of good ideas will get overlooked cause shits flying so fast. Thanks for letting me share.
  8. Yea.. No Shit. Commitment to Excellence?
  9. All this work and only 6 Replies? Shame on a Nigga
  10. ::after months of being away Big Joe D has returned to OCW with a new swagger about him, the camera pans as he walks up the hallway. He has grown a goatee and lost his jock-boy hoody, and also has on a pair of shades:: Big Joe D! ::jim hurries to the scene:: Its great to see you Big Guy, we need our positivie motivator back in action! ::with a snarling face and serious toned voice Joe Replies:: Sup. ::taken back Jim raises a brow and asks whats been going on, and when can we see (him) Joe back in the ring:: ::snatching the Mic from Jim then facing the camera:: Thats right. Cringe and Sigh boys. The King of Positivity has returned with new goals in Mind. Titles...Fame....Fortune...and even more fun....... Blood. ::with a stare into the camera Big Joe lowers the mic to make another snarling face while stroking his goatee:: ::a slight murmur and chuckle is heard from the crowd:: Big Joe? ::grabs the mic:: This is nonsense...we have enough clowns running around out here. What about the Fans! What about being Positive. I am positive... Positive the GM's of OCW can't deny the Biggest Show in the lockerroom. A chance.... A chance for.... ::snarling and making a face again:: ...Blood ::the crowd cant take the sarcasm and begins to laugh:: Alright whats gotten into you Joe! This is ridiculos! This interview is over.. NOTHING IS OVER JIM! ::he boasts:: It has just begun... ::he takes off his shades and looks into the camera, and tries to roll his eyes. Trying so hard to look bad ass and heel like. But one eye doesnt move, then the eyes kinda cross... it looks ridiculos... the crowd laughs:: ::A last snarl look to Jim and he walks off camera, even Jim has a grin when he turns his back:: You saw it here first folks.... the New? Big Joe.. D?
  11. Holy Shit man. I just had a flashback. This game was funny as shit back in the day. Good find.
  12. Your a useless member
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