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Axton Bravo

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  1. As Stacy Clark has fallen on tough times the interns are spending more time interviewing. With the great influx of Turmoil talent OCW interns are doing their best to catch up with all new arrivals. On the list of interviewees for today is Axton Bravo, a Johnny Bravo rip off if you've ever seen one. We find Axton Bravo, of course, in the gym. Intern: How exactly were you signed by OCW? You're not a big name, I don't think I've ever heard of you before. Bravo pulls his eyes away from the mirror where he was admiring himself and looks down in pity at the scrawny intern: Do you even lift, bro? Intern: Um, not much. Bravo: Yeah, I can tell. You want to know how I got to OCW. Well I was at this rad gym in New York. I was working with my boys and I was doin my thing on the bench. So I pop off about 300 no problem. All the boys are going crazy and girls are just getting wet lookin. This bro comes over and he starts talking, I didn't hear much cuz I was doin those curls for the girls. But then he starts talking cash. Intern: How much? Bravo: Dude, I'm not done. So anyways he tells me that he could use a man like me around. Someone that looks like this. Bravo flexes. Look at these guns, bro. Like screw the pythons, dude. So he asks if I'd had any training in wrestling and I'm like "hell no I don't that shit" but my job at 24 Hour Fitness was a bit boring. So he had me come down to train for a few month and no I'm here...I mean YOLO. Intern: Did you just YOLO? Bravo: Dude, I got to get back to bench.
  2. WRESTLER NAME: Axton Bravo HOMETOWN: Madison, Wisconsin HEIGHT: 6'3 WEIGHT: 255lbs THEME SONG: Undecided SIGNATURE MOVES(S) Grounded Right Hook/ Stalling Suplex (likely to change as everyone seems to have it) FINISHERS(S) Very European Uppercut BIO: Ever met a gym douchebag? You know the type, everyday is upper body day and cardio is walking in front of mirror after every set. Worse yet they seem to like to sing along to crappy rap while wearing their over-sized headphones. We all hate them. Strutting around and wearing too tight of clothes, they represent the very worst of humanity. Sadly this is an all too perfect description of Axton Bravo. Combine this black hole of humanity through cliche sayings and looks with a unhealthy belief in himself as a ladies man and you have essentially created Johnny Bravo. Taking this obsession too far has led him to legally changing his to Johnny Bravo only to be threatened with a lawsuit, hence Axton Bravo, a man that we can all equally hate.
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