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Colt Starr

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  1. I guess I am the one who was supposed to be booked against Carlos in the HC title match. I've just seen the first match so far. I thought Porter put up a good showing. I know it's in the rules but I didn't like Porter getting picked up then getting toe kicked into the finisher.
  2. Greedy bastard. At least watch the show a little before you post. I can't wait to kick your ass on Riot.
  3. Thanks for the little help you gave me in my short time here. Shame I never got to fight you in a show match. Hopefully I see you in the ring sometime down the road.
  4. I hate Greed. I found it kind of funny Kage retires and his old finisher was used so soon after when I didn't see anyone using it before. I am interested to see what is going on with Anthony Martin come Riot.
  5. I wonder what Brad Bauer has for Anthony Martin on Riot. I also liked the run in during the Main Event it really set the things up nicely for those guys match on Sunday.
  6. Brad helped me with my finisher names which I am using for my two moves. And he gave me gimmick suggestions when I was registering but I ended up going in my own direction. Bold helped me with my attire. My biggest help has been Casey in helping me with RPs ideas and my gameplay.
  7. I had fun in my match with Kip and I enjoyed working on the RP with you, I'll get you next week!
  8. Everyone in this RP is ok with it. Colt Starr seems to be getting yelled at over the phone. Casey: You see Colt! If you had LISTEND! You would have won your match against Kip. Colt: I had him you saw it I had him. Casey: But you didn’t get him you LOST! There is no use in crying. You need to do something about it. Colt: I will! Colt hangs up the phone and exits his locker room and walks in to the office of Ambition General Manager Han Yamata. Colt: I want him next week! Han, still reading his paper, answers. Han: Who? Colt swipes at Han’s desk knocking over Han’s paper work getting Han’s attention. Colt: I want Kip Conrad again next week. Han rises. Han: Firstly Mr. Starr San you don’t come into my office and demand anything you have yet to earn that right. But I will grant you your rematch. Colt: Good! Han: Next week on Ambition it will be you Colt Starr against Kip Conrad and the man you cheated two weeks ago Akeem! Colt: But… Han: But get out of my office! Colt exits slamming the door as the scene ends.
  9. I look forward to the time when I can prove you wrong.
  10. Wow sweet! I'll try not to let this chance slip away.
  11. Oh my I was not expecting this. I look forward to playing you Majin.
  12. Thanks Bold for the attire help. Changed it a little but I couldn't have come up with something like that myself. My old fed XWA had rules similar to these so there really hasn't been much of a transition for me with OCW's rules. I wanna thank Otomo for filling in. Me and Stax just couldn't get on at the same time.
  13. Cool rp! But I have a question. Is this ment to be a real call out for new clients or is this just for a storyline or somthing?
  14. Any tips or advice would be appreciated.
  15. I didn't really like the cowboy thing so I went another way. The smell of hot trash and prostitutes fill the air in a very dingy area in New Jersey. Stray cat and dogs run across the streets trying dodge the car speeding past as if trying to escape the neighborhood as soon as possible. A taxi sits outside of the worst apartment complex in the neighborhood. The break lights are on waiting for a passenger to come to the car. Minutes pass but no one appears so the taxi turns off the engine and begins to honk the horn. The driver honks once, twice, three times but no one appears. The driver then honks the horn and holds on to it causing the sound to echo through the neighborhood. From a dimly lit room on the top floor of the apartment a voice yells at the taxi driver in a thick accent common of the Jersey Shore Colt: Alright! Be right down asshole! Colt continues to franticly throw his clothes into a big black duffle bag. Colt: (To himself) Just a little bit longer and I’ll be out of this hell trap. Here I am 35 years old just now taking shot at another career. Its sad but I can’t stay here the rest of my life. I’m tired of sitting back and feeling sorry for myself. I’m tired catering to other people make little to nothing. I’m tired of going to my class reunion and having to lie about what ever the hell I’m doing with my life. I look back and compare my life to my high school classmates and I want what they have. I want the high paying job, the benefits, the fast cars… Colts thoughts are interrupted by a hand banging on his apartment door. Ted: Open up ass hat, you know you still have money to pay me before you leave. Your two months behind, and you know your lucky I haven’t put you out on the streets. Colt: Hold on a minute! He places his last piece of clothing in his bag and zips it up. Colt takes a moment to look at his apartment room one more time. Colt: (To himself) I hope I never see a place like this again. Colt cuts off the light and opens his door where his landlord Ted is standing in front of him. Ted: Keys! Colt drops the apartment key into Ted’s hand. Ted: Rent money! Colt tries to hand Ted an envelope to Ted. Ted: No you count it for me. Colt pulls the money out of the envelope and spreads out the money in his hands. He looks at Ted and tosses the money in the air. Colt: You can count it yourself. Colt walks down the staircase. Ted: Don’t even thing of coming back here when you fall flat on your face, asshole! Colt ignores Ted. Colt: (To himself) Don’t worry because I won’t. Colt reaches the taxi and takes his seat in the back, placing his bag in the other seat. Taxi Driver: About time. Colt: Take me to the city. The driver pulls off and heads down the street. Colt takes on last look at his former home. Colt: (To himself) Time to make it big.
  16. I know my name is still in pink but I have passed my fpr test and my stats are cleared. Hopefully you can find room to book me next week.
  17. Ronnie Darko paces backstage. His face his angered Jim Black, mic in hand, approaches him slowly. [Jim Black]: Hello...Mr. Darko can I speak to you for a moment? Darko glances at Black with a look of surprise and moves toward him. [Ronnie Darko]: Yes indeed you can sir. [Jim Black]: No matches on your record Ronnie Darko, and yet you have been at the forefront of controversy as of late with your decision to call out certain superstars in the back. What do you say to those who believe that you are taking a typical, run of the mill approach at making a name for yourself? Darko begins to chuckle, his face becomes serious. [Ronnie Darko]: That is an excellent question. The greatest crime ever committed was being ignorant when it really counted to be aware. I know that my approach was a little brash to say the least... Jim Black looks at Darko sternly. [Jim Black]: A little? [Ronnie Darko]: Brash. Yes, but wrong? No. I respect all of the boys in the back, but I want my chance. I want to prove that I am a contender in this federation. No matter what it takes. Let me ask you a question James Black. What has no legs, no mouth, no breast, never nags and is still a bitch? [Jim Black]: I think it.... Darko abruptly interrupts him. [Ronnie Darko]: Life Mr. Black. Life. And a large portion of life is the acceptance of change....I will usher in a new era of asskickery. One where skill exceeds backstage politics and favoritism. One where debuts aren't met with 3 on 1 threats! This is my time. Just give me a match. It's time to show and prove in this federation! [Jim Black]: You seem to be quite determined to prove your skill. [Ronnie Darko]: Hell yes! What do I have to get a match around here? Piss on every superstar's lawn? Start a dogfight ring and bury the evidence in my backyard? Poor the GMs a cup of joe? Superman that hoe? What do I have to do!!!???? Ronnie takes the mic from Jim Black's hands. He tosses it in the air, about a foot from his body. Darko positions himself near the mic, cocks his foot back, and field goal kicks the it. It goes off of the screen as Black's eyes follow the mic. He nods his head in disappointment. Darko looks into the canera, puts his hands up, and mouths the words "It's Good!". The camera fades
  18. I appreciate you all reading it. Thanks for the warm welcome...:D..good luck to you all
  19. Ronnie Darko is in the OCW arena. He stands in front of a OCW logoed background with a mic in his hand. He sports a "Vince McMahon is an ass" t-shirt. A voice begins to speak in the background. As the words are spoken they are scrolling up the screen, amidst a smiling Ronnie Darko, with his hands folded. [Voice]: It has been brought to Ronnie Darko's attention that the bulk of OCW talent have produced mediocre if not horrible promos as of late. Many lacking wit and originality, they border on dare I say it...A Chris Benoit promo. So to dispell the rumor that Ronnie Darko hates all OCW talent and wishes them ill, he will now provide the so called talent with a three step tutorial of how not to sound....like lolly-gagging, fanboys, who indeed buff pecker. As the word pecker scrolls up the screen, Ronnie puts the mic and begins to speak. [Ronnie Darko]: Hello and for those who do not know me, I am Ronnie Darko, a better wrestler than you. Now with that arrogance, comes a lot of grief and I'm sure that soon after this promo, there will be tomatoes thrown at me..so to speak. But I have devised a simple system to avoid you superstars from sounding like such crotchmouth bumbling idiots as.... As he begins to name superstars, their pictures are imposed on the screen with a large red X running through their images. [Ronnie Darko]: Insignificant Adrian Bold, Jason Bold, and many, many, many, many, many others. The last "many" stops at the bottom of the screen. Ronnie appears to kick it to the side with his foot. [Ronnie Darko]: So I will teach you the things to avoid in wrestling promos, so that you do not end up like these poor, unaware folks. If you avoid the following 3 do-nots, you will be not only be years ahead of the mentioned talent, but you will not be the butt of jokes in far more superior promos such as this one. "Step One" is displayed on the screen. The screen transitions to a generic wrestler coming down the ramp of a wrestling arena with a mic in his hand. He stops lifts his mic and there is a black censor bar. Over the sensor bar, are the words "Do Not". The screen transitions back to Ronnie Darko speaking. [Ronnie Darko]: Do not have corniness in your promo, which I know is very hard for many of you. Avoid it all costs. It will plague your reputation and robs you of your dignity. For example...Big Adrian Bold when referring to the promo of Ronnie Darko was quoted as saying "Condoms fall better from the ceiling" as a comeback. Poor choice of words A picture of a steaming pile of dog poop, imposed on the screen. Darko points at the picture. [Ronnie Darko]: Big Adrian's comments were terrible at best. The fans probably would rather eat this piece of dog crap, in a 12 inch sub, then hear him speak. Now to step two... "Step Two" is displayed on the screen. A poorly drawn picture of Adrian is shown of them sitting on the toilet together sharing a microphone. [Ronnie Darko]: Do not use the "You Suck" promo, if you are not going to be creative. The "You Suck" promo, is when you devote a whole promo to telling someone how bad they are. Avoid these the follow phrases "You suck" "You really suck" "You are the suckiest of sucks" and my personal favorite... "Now The Time has come WE will take no mercy upon your soul!! " If you have not mastered the basics of the a promo, you may end up like most of these OCW superstars. These people doing a "You Suck" promo is the equivalent of trying to build a mansion, out of toothpicks in a hurricane. And even if you get these fans to cheer with this crap, its like racing at the Special Olympics...even if you win, you are still retarded! It has been statistically proven, that 98.9999% of the talent in this federation are god awful at trying to convince these fans of their skill, or someone else's lack there of....which brings me to Step "Three". "Step Two" is displayed on the screen. A picture of Ronnie Darko standing atop a pile of OCW superstars. [Ronnie Darko]: I hate to steal a line from someone, but Know Your Role. The following a few examples of what to avoid if your role is not known. They include but are not limited to: "Do not become a variation of Undertaker character, it has been done so many, many, many times. Most times not well" "Do not challenge for a belt in your debut" "Do not try to out promo someone, who is better than you..the who is me" "Do not interrupt an on going beef if you are not going contribute to it logically. If you have no idea what's going on, and you try to be involved, you will put the Douche...in douche bag.. " "If someone out promos you, do not try to use the same tactic that they used to embarass you...it's sad. :( " You see, you are getting better already. Get that frown off of your face Adrian....keep a stiff upper lip Jason Michaels...and if you keep practicing..you may get a point where you don't sound like old man being kicked in the balls with a steel toe boot. So to demonstrate the skill that these two, I've just referred to have...I will beat them up right here, right now. Two overweight men dressed up like Insignificant Big Adrian and Ov Terror come out, each on a side of Darko. He turns to one and kicks him in the crotch. He turns to the other and kicks him in the crotch. He raises his arms in celebration. He then puts his thumb up and the camera zooms in on his face. It stays on his face for longer than it should, and he tries to readjust his face to avoid the discomfort. Darko winks his eye and the camera fades.
  20. The lights go out in the arena. The crowd cheers in excitement. On the Titantron, a video begins to play. A photo of the OCW logo is shown. [Narrator]: O-C-W, an organization of prestige, a place of entertainment and pride...has been known for years for quality programming. As of late, however, there has a been a barrage of not only questionable gimmicks but mediocre performances. Pictures of Adrian Bold, Justin Time, DJ Chino and a few other wrestlers is flashed on the screen, with red exes on their images. The voice continues. [Narrator]: A man has not come to be savior to the OCW, but to lead by example. Mediocrity, one dimensional wreslters, and half assed matches will be no more. Ladies, Gentlemen, Babies, Monkies, Crotchmouths, Hee-haws, and Hoolie Whos..please put your hands together for Ronnie Darko. Ronnie Darko's music hits and a man slowly walks out to the beginning of the arena's ramp. He glances around as the the complacent crowd awaits the man to speak, before they make any further decisions about him. Darko walks to each side of the ramp and looks around, as his video flashs above him on the humungous screen. The mic is raised to his face he begins to speak. [Ronnie Darko]: O-C-W, your eyes are not deceiving you. I am a well spoken, in shape, educated, articulate, black man that has chosen a path in wrestling. You saw the video and as that very aged wrinkly balled voice was saying....you are in trouble. Now I have to ask you the fans..... How is the OCW doing in right now? The answer is that when you factor in the douche bags.....multiply that by the crotchmouths....and divide that by the scrape-kneed mouth hookers...the ratio of ass holes is pretty high, wouldn't you think? How can I not be serious about weeding those people out? Right now, I don't know which is worse...This guy... The Titantron shows a picture of Jason Michaels. [Ronnie Darko]: or this guy The Titantron then shows a picture of Dan Syndrome. [Ronnie Darko]: or this guy. I have an idea, why don't all of you people climb on top of each other's shoulders and create a Megazord of horrific wrestling. The fact of the matter is that all have been mediocre for quite some time. I've been sitting around watching day after day as you all ruin the moral fiber of this organization. Now....I am not going to leave the crowd out in the cold, tonight only we have a free gift for the fans. He moves towards the edge of the ramp. [Ronnie Darko]: Who wants a gift? The crowd screams "Yes". From the ceiling , a sprinkling of single diapers drops from arena ceiling. The crowd doesn't respond. [Ronnie Darko]: This is what you received fine people.... The screen shows diapers with OCW logo on it. [Ronnie Darko]: You see folks, most of the wrestlers in this organization are quite similar to these pampers. One... They are only good to the elderly and babies. and Two...they are a one time use ..then throw them away... so in closing.... I am Ronnie Darko, a champion in the making. you're welcome. Any questions, comments, criticisms.....please resolve in the ring. He drops the mic...looks around and then goes to the back.
  21. Good point,lol...ok "The first Team Xerox" :D
  22. I'm guessing Irving and Air didn't watch the entrance all the way through since I used like 4 or 5 difference entrances in 1 lol. I guess everyone is expecting us to copy the old Team Xtreme......But now that I think of it, wouldn't OCW's Team Xtreme be the original Team Xerox? :D
  23. ....hmm....AA and BB are apart of team DD.........versus JJ and PP in XX......WTH!?
  24. I started off the ex-division in my last fed and plan to continue my high flying chair swinging life style to OCW/CCW. Whether or not I hold the title is one thing, but be sure that the matches that will take place will renew the ex-division to it's former glory.
  25. *takes out a notepad from his back pocket* Note-to-self: Stay the *&%$ away from GM Geomon.
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