Elite Radio

[Trevor McManus]

*Radio presenter Robin Galloway is sitting in a well lit studio chatting away his usual radio patter. The ‘On Air’ light goes off and Galloway takes his headphones off and leaves his booth to meet his guest for the lunch hour program.*

 

 

 

*Galloway walks in to the hall and shakes hands with OCW Superstar Trevor McManus.*

 

Galloway: Hi Trevor, now there’s not much time till that song finishes and we need to jump right in to the lunch hour so all you have to do is get in the booth and put some headphones on and follow my lead, you know what interviews are all about from your job anyway.

 

Trevor: Not to mention the numerous business conferences I’ve had to endure.

 

*Trevor and Galloway go in to the radio booth and put their headsets on. As the song finishes and the ’On Air’ light comes back on Galloway begins to speak to the listeners.*

 

Galloway: Ladies and gentlemen that was Shinedown with Sound Of Madness, and that ties in perfectly to my guest today on the lunch hour. I’m very excited to be able to introduce listeners to OCW superstar Trevor McManus who will be competing at the upcoming pay per view, tells us what it’s all about Trevor.

 

Trevor: Well Robin, Trials and Stipulations will give the fans a chance to have their say on what happens during the show. Fans will be able to vote on any number of things to be decided by OCW staff. It could be deciding who challenges for a title or it could be choosing what type of match two people will have to compete in.

 

*Galloway sips his coffee.*

 

Galloway: And what does OCW have in store for you at the pay per view?

 

*Trevor’s eyes widen and it becomes clear to Galloway that they’re visibly red.*

 

Galloway: You ok Trevor your eyes don’t look great, they’re really red?

 

Trevor: I’m fine I just haven’t been having a great sleep.

 

Galloway: Up all night nervous about our interview no doubt.

 

*Galloway laughs and Trevor nervously licks his lips.*

 

Trevor: Yeah sure. That must be it.

 

Galloway: So you were going to tell us what the pay per view held for you?

 

Trevor: Yeah. I have a match with a man…a thing, called Lucas Crowe.

 

Galloway: And it’s my understanding that he’s some sort of monster or something?

 

Trevor: He’s a vampire, apparently.

 

Galloway: Has he drunk your blood?

 

*Trevor’s eyes dart from side to side and he rubs his face.*

 

Trevor: No but he does other vampire stuff.

 

Galloway: Like coffins and stuff?

 

*Trevor rubs his hands together.*

 

Trevor: Exactly.

 

Galloway: So what kind of match will the fans be able to decide for you both? A coffin match or a buried alive, if they still do those in the business I’m not sure.

 

*Trevor begins to sweat.*

 

Trevor: Can we take five and come back to this.

 

Galloway: Sorry Trevor we’re live.

 

*Trevor takes a deep breath.*

 

Trevor: Well I don’t find out the stipulations till the fans do.

 

Galloway: So my notes tell me that Lucas Crowe has teamed up with an old enemy of yours in Mayhem. Those two must make a formidable team, are you scared at all?

 

*Galloway chuckles as Trevor throws his headset off and stands up.*

 

Trevor: Listen to me you sound bite seeking joke of a radio host! I am the elite! You should be glad that you even had me on your damn second-rate show for more than five minutes, you can interview the janitor for the next fifty-five minutes and ask him if he’s scared of being locked in coffins and attacked by druids!

 

*Trevor storms out of the studio as Galloway quickly plays a song.*

[Iceberg LeTuce]

Galloway? Respect!

[Useless Dane Xavier]

Now that's how you plug the company without breaking kayfabe! 5 minute radio interviews FTW!