OCW Riot Unseen Footage - "Pre-Match Accusations"

[Robert Fearo]

Super Zero Robert Fearo and Thanatos The Monotonous are making their way through the halls backstage. Thanatos appears to be reading a noval of some sort while Robert is eating a bag of potato chips. Thanatos eyeballs the bag of potato chips that Fearo is munching on.

 

Thanatos: "I require nourishment."

 

Robert looks at Thanatos, then at his bag of potato chips and begins to chuckle.

 

Rober Fearo: "I'm afraid I cannot allow you to consume these potato chips to ease your hunger Thanatos. For you see, we have a match to prepare for and we can't have you getting fat!"

 

Thantos: "But you're eating-"

 

Robert Fearo: "There is no time for this Thanatos, one of our opponents lie in wait!"

 

Robert throws his bag away, Thanatos looks displeased. Chris Baxter jumps into shot with an angry look on his face.

 

Chris Baxter: "Argh, ye' be thinkin' ye' can take me rum eh'?"

 

Thanatos: "This man believes he is a Pirate, I am unimpressed."

 

Robert Fearo: "Indeed Thanatos. Everybody knows wrestling as a Pirate is a ridiculous and completely unrealistic gimmick."

 

Thanatos and Fearo look at each other awkwardly for a brief moment, as the audience laughs.

 

Robert Fearo: "Err anyway, this claim that we have stolen your rum is ludacris, for I am a super hero and Thanatos is too intelligent to drink alcohol!"

 

Thantos: "I only consume fresh orange juice."

 

Chris Baxter: "Aye, but ye' fine with potato chips are ye'?"

 

Thanatos: "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!"

 

Robert Fearo "Calm down Thanatos. I believe you're trying to antagonize us, you fairly insane and quite homoerotic Pirate, but we will not fall into your trap!"

 

Thanatos chuckles while continuing to read his book.

 

Thanatos: "Hm hm hm, his "trap"."

 

Robert Fearo: "Ha, I get it!"

 

Chris Baxter: "Why ye' little poopdeckers! Ye' rue the day ye' got booked against me and my NEW partner!"

 

Thanatos quickly closes his book and stares intently at Baxter.

 

Thanatos: "OH RUE THE DAY WILL WE?!"

 

Robert Fearo: "OH GOD NO DON'T START THAT AGAIN! Listen, Flame Retardant will take on any force of evil that stand before the land of OCW. So who is your new partner?"

 

Chris Baxter: "Ye' will have to wait and see Mr. Super hero boy. But I assure you, your undefeated streak here in OCW is going to end tonight!"

 

And with that, Chris Baxter grabs a rope that appears from out of nowhere, and jumps out of shot.

 

Robert Fearo: "My goodness Thanatos The Monotonous, we could be in trouble tonight!"

 

Thanatos: "I still require nourishment, and a new book to read."

 

Robert Fearo: "Already? That's three books in the past four days!"

 

Thanatos: "I like books."

 

Robert Fearo: "Fine but you're buying this time, and don't give me that "I don't-""

 

Thanatos: "I don't have my wallet with me."

 

Robert Fearo: "DANG IT!"

 

Robert spins around and looks intently at the sky, while Thanatos stands with no emotion.

 

Robert Fearo: "Well no matter who Chris Baxter chooses as his partner tonight, they will BOTH rue the day they came in contact with Super Zero Robert Fearo and Thanatos The Monotonous!"

 

Robert jumps off-screen as Thanatos drops his completed book and clinches his fists.

 

Thanatos: "RUE THE DAY?!"

 

Thanatos begins to knock down tables and throw items around the backstage area in a fit of rage. The camera fades out as Thanatos can be heard shouting random gibberish.