Robert Fearo

Of course it hasn't happened yet Luke, it's the card for next week.

I was about to make a thread about this, good timing. Although rather than E-mail you the songs we could just make a thread, have people upload the MP3's to Sendspace and post them in said thread, then simply put them all together in the first post and let people choose which theme they want to download, saves them downloading one's they don't want in order to get the one they DO want. Turning my attention to Riot, I really enjoyed the show for the first time in a long time, it didn't feel drawn out, it didn't feel rushed at the last minute, it felt like a well thought out show with the perfect amount of build-up for the main event, we also have some new members of the community and that's what OCW needs more of in order to stay fresh and interesting next year. Speaking of next year, a few people I predict really shining through in 2012 based on this show include the likes of Tiberius Dupree, Iceburg Le'Tuce, Matsuda, Pugh and Mez Murdock, but it's very early days yet, so we'll see what happens. Now without spoiling the main event I'd just like the say I marked out hard when you know who returned and when you know who else came out after the match, really nicely done and left people wondering what the fudge nugget is going to happen next week. And with that I await Robert Fearo getting his inevitable OCW Championship match and main event push for his outstanding performance this week and predictable 5-Star matches to come in 2012. lolnotreally

Exactly, there's no need to wait for them to get up since the game has a reversal mechanic in place if you do decide to attack.

All I know is this year we don't need as many rules, because for once the game isn't as broken as it used to be, it actually relies on your reversing ability to get the upper hand and if you fuck up you lose. People just need to use their noggin, know when they're being a dumb cheesy fuck and back off from their opponent, aside from that we shouldn't really have to stamp down any rules in the ring in my opinion.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-bashful.gif "Yeah I can agree with that." (Wait, did he say three losses?)

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http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-sweats.gif (I'm doomed.)

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http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-emo.gif (Oh god, I'm screwed.)

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/g-crossexam.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif "Thank you your honour." (Sweet Jesus, this man is so flamboyant he could set the whole court room on fire, I just hope he left a hole is his testimony.) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif (Hmm, now lets see ...) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-emo.gif (GOD DAMN IT, HIS WHOLE TESTIMONY IS ROCK SOLID!) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-wargg.gif (Wait a minute!) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenSaiban2/1-1ani-wellington.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/h-objection.gif http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-points1.gif This entire testimony falls apart based on one solid fact Tos', Karim The Great One ..." http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-zoom.gif "Doesn't score Bitches, he scores the Poontang. Karim would never say bitches based on the slight possibility he may be one himself!" http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-bravado.gif "The defence rests your honour." (Wow, I can't believe I caught that.)

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-sweats.gif (How in gods name am I supposed to cross-examine a witness who doesn't speak a word of English?) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-zoom.gif (Wait a minute, that's it!) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif (Maybe, just maybe this will work.) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif "Your honour ..." http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-emo.gif (Come on Fearo, focus.) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-sweats.gif (Focus.) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-zoom.gif (FOCUS!) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif "The defence rests." (Nailed it!)

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http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif "Thank you your honour. Ladies and gentlemen of the OCW Forum, my client Mr. err ... (CRAP what was it, Finale, Ernsmore, Hughes?!) Finughesmore (works for me) has been thrown in this court room on the ground that he did in fact NOT watch this week's taping's of the Riot television broadcast. I am here to set the record straight and say that my client is innocent and here's why." http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-document.gif "In my hand I hold proof that Mr. Finughesmore was in fact present when the show was broadcast, these papers show who was in attendance on the evening in question and third down on the list is in fact Mr. Finughesmore. Thus proving that he was in fact present at the time the show aired." http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-bravado.gif "The defence ends it's opening statement." (Now THAT was awesome, I think it's time for a silent celebration, Alice Cooper style!) http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-nods.gif

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix.gif The defence is ready your honour.

Trance brought this on himself by not listening to other people, the GM did what he saw fit which was apparently stripping him of the NA title. This wasn't our fault so don't start thinking it was. And have a sense of humour for once Gaines, I mean you don't have to pull the "HEY YOU, THAT'S NOT VERY ORDERLY, STOP THIS AT ONCE YOUNG MAN" card every time somebody says something remotely inappropriate. God isn't going to strike you down for typing lol you know. I dread to think what it would be like if you and Double A ever spent an afternoon together.

I'll have you know Trevor that Thanatos is fully trained in both Sambo and professional Break Dancing, learning from the like of George Screwhim and myself. The fact that you refuse to believe he has such tremendous skills in the ring only shows how naive you are sir. Do not hate, appreciate.

"Robert Fearo has been awarded the OCW North American Championship." ... http://i413.photobucket.com/albums/pp217/RyderOCW/Whythefucknot.jpg

Super Zero Robert Fearo and Thanatos The Monotonous are making their way through the halls backstage. Thanatos appears to be reading a noval of some sort while Robert is eating a bag of potato chips. Thanatos eyeballs the bag of potato chips that Fearo is munching on. Thanatos: "I require nourishment." Robert looks at Thanatos, then at his bag of potato chips and begins to chuckle. Rober Fearo: "I'm afraid I cannot allow you to consume these potato chips to ease your hunger Thanatos. For you see, we have a match to prepare for and we can't have you getting fat!" Thantos: "But you're eating-" Robert Fearo: "There is no time for this Thanatos, one of our opponents lie in wait!" Robert throws his bag away, Thanatos looks displeased. Chris Baxter jumps into shot with an angry look on his face. Chris Baxter: "Argh, ye' be thinkin' ye' can take me rum eh'?" Thanatos: "This man believes he is a Pirate, I am unimpressed." Robert Fearo: "Indeed Thanatos. Everybody knows wrestling as a Pirate is a ridiculous and completely unrealistic gimmick." Thanatos and Fearo look at each other awkwardly for a brief moment, as the audience laughs. Robert Fearo: "Err anyway, this claim that we have stolen your rum is ludacris, for I am a super hero and Thanatos is too intelligent to drink alcohol!" Thantos: "I only consume fresh orange juice." Chris Baxter: "Aye, but ye' fine with potato chips are ye'?" Thanatos: "I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!" Robert Fearo "Calm down Thanatos. I believe you're trying to antagonize us, you fairly insane and quite homoerotic Pirate, but we will not fall into your trap!" Thanatos chuckles while continuing to read his book. Thanatos: "Hm hm hm, his "trap"." Robert Fearo: "Ha, I get it!" Chris Baxter: "Why ye' little poopdeckers! Ye' rue the day ye' got booked against me and my NEW partner!" Thanatos quickly closes his book and stares intently at Baxter. Thanatos: "OH RUE THE DAY WILL WE?!" Robert Fearo: "OH GOD NO DON'T START THAT AGAIN! Listen, Flame Retardant will take on any force of evil that stand before the land of OCW. So who is your new partner?" Chris Baxter: "Ye' will have to wait and see Mr. Super hero boy. But I assure you, your undefeated streak here in OCW is going to end tonight!" And with that, Chris Baxter grabs a rope that appears from out of nowhere, and jumps out of shot. Robert Fearo: "My goodness Thanatos The Monotonous, we could be in trouble tonight!" Thanatos: "I still require nourishment, and a new book to read." Robert Fearo: "Already? That's three books in the past four days!" Thanatos: "I like books." Robert Fearo: "Fine but you're buying this time, and don't give me that "I don't-"" Thanatos: "I don't have my wallet with me." Robert Fearo: "DANG IT!" Robert spins around and looks intently at the sky, while Thanatos stands with no emotion. Robert Fearo: "Well no matter who Chris Baxter chooses as his partner tonight, they will BOTH rue the day they came in contact with Super Zero Robert Fearo and Thanatos The Monotonous!" Robert jumps off-screen as Thanatos drops his completed book and clinches his fists. Thanatos: "RUE THE DAY?!" Thanatos begins to knock down tables and throw items around the backstage area in a fit of rage. The camera fades out as Thanatos can be heard shouting random gibberish.

Also once again, Flame Retardant RP submitted but missing from the show. NEW GM FAIL x2.

She took the midnight train goin' AAAAANEEEEEWHEERE! Added note: Small surprise for OCW during our tag match. For those of you who do NOT skim through matches, you will see an awesome once in a life-time mark out moment that may or may not involve dance moves of an awesome nature. Enjoy!

Just a quick note, Flame Retardant's pre-match RP appears to be missing from the show, and I know I submitted it because I just checked and it's still there, so WATS UP WID DAT? =( Other than that, Riot was a ball of entertainment this week. Thanatos and I are now 5-0 in tag team competition this year/season/whateveryoucallit if memory serves me correctly, which means those tag team belts are as good as- Oh wait no tag belts. =(

How can OCW forget about Thanatos the MoRockonous!?

I'm sure anything you do, Dan The Jello Man! Will be an improvement over: "We lose Handicap matches, even though we're not handicapped.". Good luck to you, from your local Super Zero!

Despite our amazing winning streak, Flame Retardant are not on this weeks card, the citizens of OCW are left bitterly disappointed with this news. But fear not! For Thanatos The Monotonous and The Super Zero shall be in Orlando in some extravagant form! Now with the power of nothing! Away I go! /Flies out of thread

This Desk proves the following: Jaysin wants to rape Aries. Jaysin wants to rape Jacob Trance. Jaysin wants to rape Vincent Valmont Jaysin wants to rape Sideshow The Klown. Jaysin likes rape.