Useless Dane Xavier Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Dane Xavier is being driven around in a golf cart on a golf course by his head security guard, Max Magnus. He is dressed in golf clothes and talking on his phone. Dane $ Xavier: I know that things were crazy, but times have changed! I want YOU to come back to OCW. Come to End Games this Sunday to be my special guest on Real Talk! ... Dane $ Xavier: No, you don't have to worry about that. With LOTUS as my business partner I'm untouchable now, which puts you out of harm's way. ... Dane $ Xavier: No, he's wrapped up in his title match, I'm not on his agenda right now, but after End Games he won't have any choice but to face me. ... Dane $ Xavier: Of course I heard about that, which is why I want you to be there! ... Dane $ Xavier: I guarantee you that things will be different this time, business is about to really pick up now! ... Dane $ Xavier: Does that mean I can count on you to be there this Sunday? ... Dane $ Xavier: Excellent! You won't regret it, see you there! Dane hangs up his phone as the golf cart comes to a stop. He looks around at the beautiful nature on this gorgeous day before stepping out of the golf cart and taking a club from his bag. He walks out and places a golf tee in the ground and places a ball on top of it. He looks over the landscape, trying to judge his shot. Dane $ Xavier: What do you think Max, should I swerve this one? Max remains sitting in the drivers seat of the golf cart and looks at Dane. Max Magnus: Uh... don't you mean curve? Dane smiles and gets ready to tee off. Dane $ Xavier: No, I meant what I said... Dane takes a hack at the ball and watches it sail off toward the green. The ball bounces and rolls right into the cup. Dane does a Tiger Woods like fist pump. Dane $ Xavier: Ahaaaa! Hole in one baby! The shot fades as Dane gets back into the golf cart and the two drive away. 4 http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
Brandon Hostile Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 How far you hit that driver homie?! hahah The clubs gotta be massive. You don't mean anything. You're insignificant and you will never know what hate is.
Tiberius Dupree Posted June 11, 2011 Posted June 11, 2011 that golf cart must be extra large, to fit you and your oversized security guard lol 1 "You either die a hero or live long enough to become Nate Ortiz" - Drago Cesar "Let me make myself clear: you work for me. If I tell you to fight Blaine, you fight Blaine. Hell, if I tell you to fight a lion, you WILL fight a lion and still thank me afterwards for giving you a job." - Mr. Sensation
Adrian Bold Posted June 11, 2011 Posted June 11, 2011 unrealistic/fuck you http://i.imgur.com/zP10f.gif
Useless Dane Xavier Posted June 11, 2011 Author Posted June 11, 2011 ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ROOO ROOOOO hey bold :) http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g289/jlethridge1/DaneCard.jpg http://wrestlinglol.com/photos/14n34sp.gif
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