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Useless Dane Xavier

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Dane Xavier is being driven around in a golf cart on a golf course by his head security guard, Max Magnus. He is dressed in golf clothes and talking on his phone.

 

Dane $ Xavier: I know that things were crazy, but times have changed! I want YOU to come back to OCW. Come to End Games this Sunday to be my special guest on Real Talk!

 

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Dane $ Xavier: No, you don't have to worry about that. With LOTUS as my business partner I'm untouchable now, which puts you out of harm's way.

 

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Dane $ Xavier: No, he's wrapped up in his title match, I'm not on his agenda right now, but after End Games he won't have any choice but to face me.

 

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Dane $ Xavier: Of course I heard about that, which is why I want you to be there!

 

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Dane $ Xavier: I guarantee you that things will be different this time, business is about to really pick up now!

 

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Dane $ Xavier: Does that mean I can count on you to be there this Sunday?

 

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Dane $ Xavier: Excellent! You won't regret it, see you there!

 

Dane hangs up his phone as the golf cart comes to a stop. He looks around at the beautiful nature on this gorgeous day before stepping out of the golf cart and taking a club from his bag. He walks out and places a golf tee in the ground and places a ball on top of it. He looks over the landscape, trying to judge his shot.

 

Dane $ Xavier: What do you think Max, should I swerve this one?

 

Max remains sitting in the drivers seat of the golf cart and looks at Dane.

 

Max Magnus: Uh... don't you mean curve?

 

Dane smiles and gets ready to tee off.

 

Dane $ Xavier: No, I meant what I said...

Dane takes a hack at the ball and watches it sail off toward the green. The ball bounces and rolls right into the cup. Dane does a Tiger Woods like fist pump.

 

Dane $ Xavier: Ahaaaa! Hole in one baby!

 

The shot fades as Dane gets back into the golf cart and the two drive away.

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that golf cart must be extra large, to fit you and your oversized security guard lol
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